The construction of Wrestlution Eleven’s ramp and stage was underway. Dennis Black and Kassidy Hayes sat in the stands of the empty arena and watched the set come to life.

Dennis: So you just left?

Kassidy: Meh, they be ducking.

Dennis: But if you left...isn't that you ducking?

Kassidy: Nope. I was there first. The man who comes first can't be duckin.

Dennis: Kass...why are you in Japan, again? I'm not here on vacation. I'm training very hard, you know?

Kassidy opened his third bag of BBQ chips while slurping from his two liter surge drink. Dennis cringed at the sight and sound of Kass's lunch of Champions. Kassidy then stared up at the ceiling in awe.

Dennis: How do you stay in shape if you eat like a college freshman?

Kassidy: Surge is life, b. But more importantly, can you image what this place would look like without a Dome?

Dennis: I think that's insane. It's ‘The Tokyo Dome’, Kass. It would be absurd for a wrestling company to advertise an event such as Wrestlution in the Tokyo Dome without a dome.

Dennis then looks up as well.

Dennis: ...I mean, right?

Kass slurps his surge loudly, causing Dennis to cringe once more.

Dennis: How long are you here again?

Kass: One week. I'm flying back on American Airlines though.

Dennis and Kass: So unsafe.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Those two!
	ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!!!

(Pre-Recorded Segment)
We find ourselves in the basement lair of the OCW HQ where Mugen has converted the space that Sensation wasted years ago. What did Sensation put in the basement?

Was it a Nate Ortiz Shrine? A Giant tank for Lord Shark? (A Lord Shark Tank if you will). NO! A personal karaoke bar area with a machine that only has one song...............Nate Ortiz's theme song.

And oh by the way, a washing machine made out of stone for his dad jeans. You sicken me Sensation.

Mugen has converted the 2500 square foot area into a makeshift training area for all of Bill Pine's teachings. We find him practicing some new moves on these training dummies. The maneuvers look highly dangerous and borderline unsafe. BORDERLINE.

Molly is sitting in a chair looking at her phone very unamused as usual. She looks up from her phone and looks at Mugen.

Molly: What the hell did you just do there?

Mugen drops the dummy on its head as he takes a moment to respond to Molly.

Mugen: That was a top secret move that Bill taught me back in the day but I've been a bit apprehensive using it.

Molly: Because it's terribly dangerous? You literally let the person go and drop them on their head.

Mugen: NO! Because it's too powerful that it won't force the ring to explode if I did it at full force.

Molly: What?

Mugen: YES! The move is tooooo powerful that it would literally cause a rift in this universe and allow for certain..........things to happen.

Molly: So you are telling me that a move where you literally drop them on their head is not dangerous?

Mugen: Not at all, I am one of the safest workers in OCW and I know how to protect these HEATHENS.

Molly puts her phone down and stands next to Mugen.

Molly: So you are telling me that your Imugenation is a completely safe move?

Mugen: Absolutely, in fact it is one of the most technical maneuvers in all of wrestling. And I am one of the only GIFTED individuals who have learned how to perform the move properly.

Molly: You literally throw these guys head first into the ropes.

Mugen: And? That is my fault how?

Molly: THEY CAN'T PROTECT THEMSELVES.

Mugen: WRONG! Let me describe to you how to do a proper Imugenation. 

Mugen picks up the training dummy and sets them up for an Imugenation.

Mugen: See here, I put the individual in a powerbomb position. Then I lift them up and THROW THEM. AS HARD AS I CAN.

Mugen throws the dummy into the wall and it explodes into pieces.

Molly: SEE! YOUR TRAINING DUMMY JUST EXPLODED.

Mugen: Eh, that's just a Jay model dummy. It's taken some wear and tear over time due to some terrible decisions, doesn't mean my maneuver isn't safe. 

Molly sighs as Mugen puts his hand on her shoulder.

Mugen: My dear, don't worry Sensation will see something brand new at Wrestlution and it will be SPLENDID.

The scene fades away as Molly reluctantly goes back to her phone and sits down while Mugen continues training.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What does that mad man have up his sleeve!
	YOU GONNA FIND OUT AT WRESTLUTION, HOOOOOT!

Sentai Hare vs H. Holly Hunter

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Wow wow! so close!
	Down to the button!

Later that day…But STILL RECORDED EARLIER THAN RIOT!


The camera brings us back to the last hole and H2O is up to ready to sink an Eagle to win it all. Baker is standing behind him as he starts to get ready to swing.

Baker: No pressure, Harvey. This can make it or break it.

H2O rolled his eyes before he swung the club back and Baker grabbed it pulling it out of his hands, laughing.

Baker: Your form is too funny, do it again.

H2O: Dude! You're stalling the inevitable. Stop interrupting history in the making!

H2O got ready and swung his club back again. He brought it forward and made contact with the ball, sending it into the air.

As the ball ripped thru the sky, so was an Eagle. The ball ended up making contact with the bird and H2O’s eyes got wide as Baker begins to roll on the floor in laughter.

Baker: HOW IRONIC.

Baker impersonates H20’s eagle screech and smacks his knee before he stands up. All you see down the runway is feathers descending from where the Eagle was hit.

H2O: We have to check on it, Baker. This isn’t funny.

Baker: Okay, okay. I won, again. The scorecard said so. I’m ten times better than you. Let’s go check on it.

H2O shook his head before him and Baker walked towards the eagle, and the scene faded to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!
	OCW HAS IT ALL!!!

Seb Abbott vs Jackson Montgomery

The camera pans to the announce team.

	OH CMON!
	HAHAHAHA!

Previously Recorded

For the last week Tiberius Octavian Dupree, Your Beloved Kneesus Christ has been in quite the dilemma, he needs to lose nearly 10 full pounds before Wrestlution and his match with the deplorable Paul Pugh.

Everyday except today he’s been on a thorough search for the perfect nutritionist slash personal trainer slash mixed martial artist adequate enough to be in the presence of his omnipotent Betterness. So far every person he has interviewed has failed to pass the most mundane of testing.

A few have left with dislocated limbs, bruised ribs and broken egos trying to undergo the vigorous requirements set forth by the OCW Hall of Famer. But today he will rest, for it is Kneester Sunday. For around this glorious time 5 years ago he won his first OCW World Championship.

To celebrate such a prestigious occasion his only living family member Aunt Marie has called him to catch up. With the news of OCW traveling to the Tokyo for Wrestlution she can’t wait to see her favorite (only) nephew. She’s been living in Osaka with her 2nd husband since 2012.

Aunt Marie: Happy Easter honey….

A bit of static buzzes through the phone.

Dupree: Kneester, it’s Kneester!!

His aunt is obviously getting forgetful in her old age, shame.

Aunt Marie: You eating well? Staying away from that maple syrup I hope....

Tibby smells his fingers breathing in the lovely scent deeply.

Dupree: Of course, although I do need to lose a bit of weight before my match. I’ve been having trouble finding a proper trainer. Everyone in America is so mediocre, it’s pathetic Auntness, simply pathetic.

Aunt Marie: You’ve always been so judgemental, high standards just create high disappointment sweetie. If you need help you should have just asked, Yami needs something to do, it’s perfect time for you guys to bond.

Tibby just sighs, the only person that hates that nickname more than him is Mr. Yamaguchi himself. Former Japanese wrestling legend, trainer and manager of frienemy Hideto Matsuda the man in question is more than qualified.

Dupree: Absolutely not! You know me and him have history…

Aunt Marie: That was years ago, you two need to get over yourselves and stop acting like children.

She doesn’t bother to take the phone from her ear before screaming across her home.

Aunt Marie: PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE GOING TO NEW YAWK!!!

Dupree: But Auntness...you’re conspiring against my Betterness , this is unacceptable. I will literally be in Japan in just a few weeks, no need to….

Aunt Marie: Are you talking back to me Tibbles?

Dupree pauses for a moment having a quick memory of his childhood and what happens when you don’t listen to Aunt Marie. Quite a few of his most punishing submissions are from her playbook.

Dupree: Well I’m not picking him up, tell him to use Uber.

Aunt Marie: Is he a friend of yours? This Uber guy?

Again Tibby just sighs. One thing is certain under Mr. Yamaguchi’s tutelage he’ll be whipped into shape in no time. The days of Pugh’s reign as OCW Lightheavyweight Champion are truly numbered.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	GUUUCCCCCCCHIIII!!!
	Dammit my ear man!

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