We cut to a dreary hospital scene in the middle of an unnamed city in the United States of merca. In the poorly lit, dank room is furnished with a bed, a chair and some vital equipment which is beeping away, breaking the silence of the room.

In the bed, a prone figure with fantastic platinum hair, and in the chair beside him… the OCW World Lightheavyweight Champion of the world. The camera gets closer to the scene as Pugh reads extracts from a book to the man he may or may not have nearly killed last week.

Pugh: ...and the porridge was much too hot said Goldilocks. You hear that Dupree? The porridge is too hot…

There's no response from the former World Champion.

Pugh: ...much too hot Dupree. Are you even listening? I'M MAKING A POINT HERE!

He throws the book across the room, sending a vase full of flowers crashing to the floor

Pugh: ...you know what. You're an ungrateful piece of trash brother! AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU! THE PAYDAYS! THE MERCH! YOU KNOW WHAT?!

Pugh picks up a pillow from the bed

Pugh: ...IT'S MUCH TOO HOT GOLDILOCKS

Pugh takes the pillow and places it over the face of the lesser Hall of Famer in the room. Suddenly, after a few moments, the beeping intensifies.

The expression on Pugh's face changes from one of fury to calm indifference. The beeping suddenly ceases, replaced by a dim hum from the machine. Pugh quickly removes the pillow.

He pulls the wires from Dupree, and flicks the off switch on the heart monitor machine. Finally, he says a little prayer for his fallen comrade, before covering the better face with the bedsheets.

...dookieshoes hoot am I dreaming?

DREAM SEQUENCES WAVY LINES FROM THE 90s EFFECT, COOKIE LIKE GRAPHICS!!!!

We cut to an alley behind the arena where a stage hand is shaking Pugh on the shoulder, trying to wake him up. He's sat on the ground, bottles of liquor strewn around him as the stagehand finally gets a response

Pugh: ...shoot brother! Get your hands off me IM FINE!

He shoves the man out of his face and falls sideways into the side of the dumpster he was leaning against. There's vomit on the floor, probably belonging to Kid Ego.

Pugh: ...did I kill him?

Stagehand: Dupree? No he's fine…

Pugh sighs

Pugh: ...did I even maim him?

The stagehand shrugs.

Stagehand: I think they just splashed some water on his face when he fainted…actually he was sent to the hosptial for an evaluation!

Pugh looks away and sighs again

Pugh: Bastard...

What you've just experienced was previously filmed minutes after Tiberius Dupree fainted last week. Confused? Me too… and I wrote the damn thing. Dupree is fine. Pugh is drunk… but one thing is for sure… Dupree will lose at savage lands!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	HOOOOT
	HOOOT

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	LUCHA!
	Is here!

We pan into a hold cell at the local police precinct. Jonny D is sitting at a table waiting to be interrogated.

The door opens, but a police officer doesn’t walk through. It's the cloaked man from AHHHHHSTRALIA.

Jonny D: … Boris? How did you get here?

Boris: You know my organization is very well connected, and you’ve been causing a lot of trouble for us.

Boris: The charges against you have been made to go away, bruv, but my organization MUST be repaid.

Boris: My boss wants the Original Liger Mask, and that means I want the Original Liger Mask…

Jonny D: I wanted the original GI Joe Action Figures when I was a kid too, but you don’t always get what you want.

Boris: That’s because you’re you mate. People like me and my boss though, we have the police in our pockets, we have the judges in our pockets, and now we have YOU in our pockets mate.

Boris: So it’s either get us the Original Liger Mask at Savage Lands, or you will regret it bruv.

Jonny D: I’ll get something for you at Savage Lands and its DEEZ NUTS!

Boris just sighs.

Boris: Have it your way bruv.

He walks out of the room and closes the door shut leaving Jonny D to his fate.

Fin.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Its a lock!
	Is it ever!

Gentleman Jack vs Ryu Matsumoto

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I didn't see that coming!
	Cuz you blind!

Sometime last week

It's about 10pm and it's very busy in the hospital tonight. There's some nurses walking back and forth crossing the halls doing fine work with their patients. A tall beautiful nurse walks towards Triage looking rather lost in her surroundings. 

Nurse: Mida..(coughs) Oh I mean, Miss… excuse me. 

It takes a minute to for the triage nurse to look up but she grabs her attention. When she looked up from the computer she stared curiously at the suspicious looking nurse. Heather noticed right away how she looked her. 

Acting nervous and frantic, Heather quickly says something before the nurse could gather her suspicious thoughts. 

Heather: I'm so sorry to bother you. This is embarrassing but I got kinda lost. 

Heather: You see, This is my first day here and I'm shadowing with someone who's taking care of a some high profile client here named Kirk Ocean or Dad2O. (Embarrassed chuckles) I don't even know him. 

Nurse: Are you kidding me? What do you mean you don't know him. That's Harvey Ocean's dad! The guy that wrestles for OCW. 

Heather squints her eyes at the nurse that's giving her attitude. She leans over the window to get the Nurse's name off her tag. It reads S. Henningham. She replies as if displeased by the nurse's tone. 

Heather: Must not be very good cause I never heard of the guy. Only people I know is Dennis Black. 

Nurse: Dennis Black is good. But not as good looking as Harvey Ocean! 

Heather arms are folded on the counter. She discreetly clinches her fist underneath her arm because of the disrespect spewing from her mouth about her new man, Dennis Black. 

Her face tells a different story. Just a fake smile and awkward silence. The nurse gets on with it thinking this “new nurse” could care less. 

Heather then releases her clinch knowing her mission would fail if she decked the halls with this woman's face. 

Nurse: Wow, anyways. You're looking for Miranda. She's in there now with him but about to go for a lunch break. Shall I tell her you're here. 

Heather: That's ok, hun. Like I said I'm here early. Give her take her break she's been working hard. I'll let her know I'm here. What room did you say he was in?

Nurse: 2nd floor. Room 206.

Heather: Thanks. 

Nurse: What is your na-

Before the nurse could finish her sentence the elevator dinged and Heather entered without responding to her. She finds in the elevator by herself. 

She looks in the mirror and fixes herself quickly before reaching the second floor. The elevator dings and she steps out. It's much quieter than the main lobby. Heather walks quickly to the room that Dad2O is in; hoping no one really seen her. 

Once she walked in she grabs the clipboard from the door to read up on his current status. 

Heather: No longer in a coma, suffers from migraines, dizzy spells and blurred vision. 

Dad2O: Is someone there? Aw, my head is pounding. Please help me. 

In a groggy state, Dad2O ask for assistance from the nurse. At least, what he thinks is a nurse. 

Heather: Yes, I'm here bringing you new bed sheets now. But first, it's time to take your pills for you headache sir. You sound thirsty anyway. Here. Here's your water. 

Heather takes out some pills and swaps it out with the Tylenol left by Miranda and gives them to Dad2O. 

Heather: Here, take it.

Dad2O: Thanks. You know, your voice....it sounds...so familiar. Sounds like that heffer my son used to date. 

Heather stops and stared at the blankets she's unfolding. She then continued to unfold ignoring Dad2O’s comment. 

Then suddenly Dad2O tries to speak but his speech is starting to slur.

Dad2O: Nursth. Um nawt fweelin’ so well. 

Heather puts the warm blanket over him and snuggled him. Making him feel comfortable. She leans in close to his ear and whispers. 

Heather: This heffer is so smart. She gave you curare. A drug that makes you completely immobile. Courtesy of Gentleman Jack. 

His eyes widen as he tries to turn his head to look at her standing over him. Slight drool comes out of his mouth as he tries to say something but is completely inaudible.

Heather: Now this heart monitor should be going off annny second now.

The heart rate monitor starts to slow down until it finally flatlines. Heather screams for the Doctors outside the hallway to come in and check on him. 

Meanwhile, Nurse Miranda and H2O comes out of the elevator together and see everyone scurrying to his dad's room. Him and Miranda rushed immediately to the room. H2O enters as Heather leaves. 

Miranda catches her in the doorway. 

Miranda: Excuse me. Who are you? 

Heather: This family's worst nightmare. 

Heather gives Miranda a elbow shot to the face to break free thru the doorway. H2O turns immediately to the voice of Heather Angelo. 

Heather rushes to the staircase as H2O pursuits her. She has a good lead on Jim as he tries to skip stairs to catch her but his knee is still a tad stiff. 

Heather dashes thru the lobby pushing everyone out the way including waiting patients. H2O makes it to the lobby and sees Heather's aftermath laying on the ground. He hops over some of the people as he finally makes his way outside. 

Heather already had her Hayabusa revved up and helmet on as she peels off down 8th Ave. Without looking back, she flips H2O the bird as she turns the corner disappearing into the night.

H2O: Heather!!! HEATHER!!! GOTDAMN YOOOOUUUU!!!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	WHAT A VILE, HARLOT!
	......I would say how dare you, but at this point I am not even surprised anymore!

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