[Pre-recorded footage]

The camera cuts to Cort Marshall in his backyard of the Arizona desert, sitting in a cheap Walmart beach chair. In one hand he's holding a sawn-off shotty, and the other a plastic children's glass of presumably cheap beer.

The only things he's wearing are his trademark aviators and a speedo patterned like the American flag. Wedged into the sides of the chair are two more flags, and a towel with a pissed-off eagle is draped down the side.

Cort: Good evening, fellow Americans. To everyone watching this who isn't from America, or who happens to be currently illegally residing in the country, I hope you have a very bad evening and the border patrol finds all 17 of your family members who are trying to cross the border in a Ford Aerostar.

Cort: You may be wondering “why the extra patriotism?” Well, maggots, it's because on the night you are seeing this videotape, and it IS a videotape, because digital formats are for cyberterrorists and metrosexuals, I will be facing the only other true patriot in OCW: Jackson Montgomery. I like this man. I like his choice of facial hair.

Cort: Mutton chops are for people who either want to look like John Quincy Adams or huff glue and nail small animals to trees for sport, and OCW could use more of both kinds.

Cort: Not only that, but he fights like a real American, too; no subtlety, just hitting people as hard as humanly possible without arousing enough suspicion for a piss test.

Cort: Unfortunately there can only be one man who embodies the spirit of America with no remorse, and I am that man. Jackson may be 99% the patriot that I am, but I am the 1%, and as Republican economic theory states, the 1% is the most important of all.

Marshall then chugs the beer, throws the glass, and shoots at it off camera. The tape cuts out.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	A strong message!
	Will be be recieved?

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	......
	Dangit!

We turn to inside of Turmoil HQ, where we see a particularly tall looking man wrapped up in a trench coat with a top hat and boots. The top hat covers most of the man's face, although one can see facial hair of something that's not exactly human, with strangely human hands sticking out of the trench coat. The man clumsily walks up to the front desk, the secretary wheeling her chair closer to him, reading from a list.

Secretary: I see you have an appointment with Mr. Jack! You're quite a bit early, so you can have a seat over there if you wish.

The Trench Coat Man: Can wait in his office? Is uh....too....cold in here.

Secretary: I'll let the folks know that you're coming upstairs then.

The Trench Coat Man: Thanks.

The man awkwardly walks to the elevator door, nearly falling over multiple times. Finally he gets inside, standing up against one of the corners as another man in a suit is riding the elevator with him.

The trench coat man growls as we hear a "ssshhh" seemingly coming from the same man, which creeps the guy in the suit out.

As the elevator is coming to a stop, the man in the suit repeatedly pushes the "Open Door" button until the door opens up. He speedwalks out of the elevator as the doors close again. A button is undone in the trench coat and we see Drago's head pop out.

Drago: This be crazy! Why you no let me do this alone?

The camera pans below to reveal that Bubba is wearing the top hat. He grunts.

Drago: Oof!

Drago hides back in the trench coat as the elevator door opens. They walk to the office of Gentleman Jack before they are stopped by another secretary, who simply points to a clipboard with a piece of paper on it. Drago sighs as they walk over to it. The secretary puts a pen on the desk. Drago's hands swing wildly trying to find the pen until Bubba grunts, leading to Drago clutching the pen and attempting to sign the paper, but he just winds up scribbling through the entire page.

Drago: Too much to drink, sorry.

Drago's hand tosses the pen back at the secretary as they open the door and slam it shut. Bubba pops off the top hat as they come out of the coat, revealing that Bubba was on Drago's shoulders throughout the whole ordeal. Drago puts his hand on his chin, thinking of what to do while facing the door.

Meanwhile, Bubba has already taken it upon himself to decorate the office, sliding all the objects off Gentleman Jack's desk, taking the monitor of his computer and tossing it out the window, biting and tearing apart many important documents, and finally....arriving at a particularly fancy looking glass case, filled with many alcoholic drinks such as Jack Daniels, Courvoisier, etc.

Bubba just tips the thing over, causing it to crash to the floor, spilling alcohol everywhere. Drago is still thinking when the door swings open to reveal a horrified secretary. Drago's eyes widen and he gets an idea.

Drago: Bubba, I'm have perfect idea!

Drago turns around and witnesses Bubba sitting on the desk, reading a newspaper, utilizing a photo of Dennis Black as a.....toilet.

Drago: Oh.

Drago turns back around and lightly pushes the secretary out the door, he throws some dollar bills at her.

Drago: We just here to leave message to our WONDERFUL Turmoil CEO.

Drago smiles as he slams the door shut. The scene fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	HAHAHAHAHA I love it!
	What is this 2013 again!!! CMON!

Bertha Stigglitz vs Sentai Hare

The camera pans to the announce team.

	BAW GAWD!
	YISSSS!

Previously Recorded

The Oceans and Baker are sitting at the table just finishing their dinner.

H2O: Now I know why Mom made her famous soup dumplings.

Mom2O: I had no idea he was going to show up.

Mom2O smiles and Dad2O catches it. His face turned sinister like The Terminator with the shades on. Baker catches Dad2O looking at his wife with this look.

He looks at Dad2O himself strangely. An Eerie silence fills the room.

Baker: Anyways, I heard some rumors about you leaving so I had to come and check out my tag partner.

Dad2O: Alright! I'm not doing this. OCW talk gives me a headache. Every time this joke loses to an opponent they show up at my house without…MY consent. I'm going to lie down. I'm out of here!

Baker: Whoa!

H2O gets up from his seat and grabs his father's arm. His father stops and stares at his son eye to eye. A stare so close H2O can see his father's eyes dimly through the shades.

Dad2O: Et Tu, Brute?

H2O: I was there for you day and night in that hospital and this how dare you?

Mom2O: Stop it! Baker, please take Harvey outside. I'll handle Kirk.

Baker grabs Harvey away from his dad as they continue to lock eyes until Baker takes him out the door.

You hear arguing in a distance in the house between his parents. H2O and Baker walk over to the fire pit and light a fire and grabbed some cold ones.

Baker: Harvey, what has changed since I’ve been gone?

H2O: Dude, only one thing has changed since you left and that was my level of stress. I'm tired.

Baker: You can't quit. Especially NOW. Cort Marshall basically called you out a few days ago. Do you remember him?

H2O: Just as much as everyone remembers Kappa.

Baker: No one cares about Kappa. This is YOUR campaign. You have to go back.

H2O: Exactly! So why should I care about Cort? Dude, I'm not ready to go back. I have no fight left in me to deal with him. “The Head Rookie” campaign is over the day I fought him.

H2O: Just forget about me coming back for now please. But if you ever need me I'll be there for you. Besides when are you coming back?

Baker: I’m hoping in the next few weeks.

Baker: Let's not change the subject. You can’t let Cort feel like he’s better than you. You have to get revenge Harvey.

H2O: We'll see. How about that?

Baker: There’s no seeing about it. You need to get back in there now.

Baker: Hey, I'm a bit jetlagged. With all that food and this drink I'm exhausted. But before I crash could you do one favor?

H2O: I feel like I'm going to regret my answer. Go ‘head. Shoot.

Baker: Remember how close we came to defeating the tag champs? Well, you have an opportunity at Riot to face one half of TKF…Flipp.

H2O leans forward resting his arms on his legs. He takes a moment to think about it while staring into the fire.

As he H2O thinks about it. Baker is discreetly texting Mom2O. The text he sends says…..

Fluff Boi: He's thinking about returning. But not to face Cort.

Mom2O: He's returning!? Great against who?

Baker stops texting as H2O sits back up ready to make his decision.

H2O: I'll return! ONLY to face Flip. For B2O.

Baker: Good my man. I'll see you there!

They both tap their drinks and say cheers.

H2O: I have to go men's room. I'll be back.

Baker: No I'm tired. I'm going inside to but I gotta grab a few things from my car.

H2O heads inside. Baker pretends to go his car but checks his phone.

Mom2O:???

Fluff Boi: All set. He's willing to fight Flipp. Will work on him some more to fight Cort. Ball is in motion. He's heading in. Gn.

Mom2O: YESSSSS!!!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	O_O
	<_<

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