A computer screen plays across the OCW TV feed. The mouse on screen navigates to a Youtube channel, the “Being The Union” channel. It plays another video, titled “Super Minio vs Strong Vlad” dated February 5th, 2017.

The video begins to play, showing ‘Super Minio’ circling and aging, out of shape eastern european man wearing nondescript red trunks as they are being filmed from someone at ringside.

With a grunt, ‘Super Minio’ lunges forward, lifting the local legend over his head for a bodyslam, which receives a cooled reaction from the crowd. ‘Super Minio’ steps back into the ropes, strutting forward before launching an all american style leg drop, which earns him a chorus of boos from the crowd.

‘Super Minio’ gestures to ringside for a mic. After some confusion at ringside, someone hands him a bullhorn, while shrugging. ‘Super Minio’ looks down at it, before pantomiming to the local man that he wants a mic, which earns a “No mic, no mic!” response, before the man points to the bullhorn, saying “Good mic, good mic!”.

So ‘Super Minio’ improvises. He begins blaring the built in siren on the bullhorn, which earns more boos from the crowd. In a forced southern accent, ‘Super Minio’ begins to speak to the crowd.

‘Super Minio’: Y’all hear that? It’s the American police officer, here to gun y'all down in cold blood! That’s right! The greatest heel on the entire planet! Y’all can’t even understand me, can ya’s?

The crowd continues to boo, playing their part.

‘Super Minio’: Yeah you’re all just a bunch of sorry folk! Sorry folk meant to be dominated! You barely escaped the Soviet Union, now I’m sure its just a matter of time before the goofy Russki’s make their way back over here to reclaim what’s theirs!

A group of men toward the back of the crowd stand up in unison, but ‘Super Minio’ does not see this. What ‘Super Minio’ has not realized is that he is currently working a show in the Crimean Penisula, which had been occupied by Russian forces shortly before being annexed by those same Russian forces, a few years ago during the Ukrainian civil war.

‘Super Minio’ does not keep up with world politics, and while most of the crowd simply hear a filthy American talking in a southern drawl, the Russian soldiers who had been quietly enjoying the show between patrol, know enough english to know that ‘Super Minio’ is talking ill of them.

‘Super Minio’: Big ol’ Vladdy Putin is gonna stroll down here, and he’s going to ‘Put-in’ right up ‘Strong’ Vlad’s weak keister here, which I know you folks in the Eastern Bloc ain’t much fond of, are ya’s?

As ‘Super Minio’ begins to speak again, the hometown hero, Strong Vlad, has reached his feet again. He spins ‘Super Minio’ around, who feigns shock, before booting ‘Super Minio’ in the gut. Strong Vlad hits his finisher, some sort of running lariat, which ‘Super Minio’ sells.

He rolls up ‘Super Minio’ for the pin and receives a heroic celebration from the crowd, with the exception of the Russian soldiers, who begin to move silently toward the backstage area.

The camera pans to ‘Super Minio’ who has rolled out to ringside, and appears to be collecting his belongings before heading to the back.

The video ends, and the scene holds on the freeze frame of ‘Super Minio’ heading to the same backstage area that the Russian soldiers had entered, before moving to the next segment.

Cort Marshall vs Jackson M.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
	BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

* Arnaud and Young sitting in the back watching the show. Young has a sullen look on his face *

Arnaud : What's wrong young fellow ?

Young : Well I just can't seem to build any momentum. It's like I get a win then lose ,get another win then lose to this new guy. I don't want to end up a jobber like Cruz or Gentleman Jack or D-Jack. I want to be a champion like you.

* Arnaud holds his head up proudly with a slight grin on his face *

Arnaud : Well I am a former World and hardcore champion and I have one the better won and loss records in OCW history.
Also my money is as long as it is from here to the sun and ......

Young : Modesty !

Arnaud : Oh sorry, Im just a student of the game. I have a game plan and scout my opponents like a chess player.

Young : Well why did you stop? Can't you give the world another match? I need to see the best do what he's good at !

* Arnaud puts his hand on his chin and goes into deep thought *

Arnaud : You know what,if that's what want I'll give it to you. The competition isn't what it used to be but I'll show you greatness and why I'm Mr.Amazing

The camera pans to the announce team.

	A M A Z I N G!
	He's not like most Guys!

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