The scene opens with Roxy Rose sitting in a movie set-style chair in front of a shockingly-90’s background backstage. The vignette is even filmed at a slight angle with that sketchy, pencil-crayon frame thing going.
Roxy: Eerie Sunshine… cute name you got there. But I hear from the boys in the back that you’re a bit of a bad b*tch, eh?
She stands up and gets closer to the camera.
Roxy: Well, I know I play one on the video sometimes, but I gotta be honest.
Roxy:
I gotta come clean. I’m not even half as crazy as some of you girls. I saw that Bertha chick the other day and I had to take a second look.
Roxy:
She doesn’t even fit in most cars! It’s like she eats live animals for breakfast or sumthin’. Scary!
Roxy:
So, yeah. I did pretty good my first time out there. Doesn’t mean I’m gonna take it easy.
Roxy:
I know you’ve probably got more tricks up your snatch than I’ve got in my bank account, but that’s how it’s gonna be.
Roxy:
You got the fight, I got the energy. I’m not just a paper tiger. Unlike some girls here I don’t just lay down on my back for anybody.
She laughs at her own joke.
Roxy: Aah… so I’m ready to get beat up. I expect a good fight. But do you?
Roxy takes off her sunglasses.
Roxy: Don’t underestimate me, girl. If you do…
She makes a finger gun and points it at the camera.
Roxy: You’ll be left in a Haze. Bang!
The camera pans to the announce team.
ROCKING!
PSH!
The Xtron Flickers On!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Hehehehehee
Sissy!
The scene cuts to the backstage area, where the One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio, stands next to the King of Kindness, Mugen, watching a monitor. On the screen, their former brother in arms, Paul Pugh, is cutting a promo on everyone and everything. He’s hopped out to ringside and is now talking to a child in a B17 wig, which Pugh promptly rips from the child’s head.
Both Mugen and Minio cringe and squint as they watch Pugh remove the child’s hat and hair.
Pugh puts the boots to the wig, before lifting it up to lubricate it with saliva, before slapping it down on the child’s head with a wet thwap that makes every viewer’s spine crawl.
Mugen: I really need to have a talk with Pugh.
On the screen, Pugh leans in to the face of a panicked and protective mother, growling out “I just made your son famous.” to her horror. In the backstage area, Minio, a blank look of disbelief, turns to face Mugen.
Bobby Minio: I hate to be the bearer of bad news here my dude, but I don’t have high hopes that Pugh’s gonna be on board with the Kind Culture.
Mugen: We have to make him be on board with it!
At this point, Pugh is now laughing in the face of the woman who had just slapped him across the cheek, his familiar arrogant face filling the screen, which Minio quickly turns off before bringing his attention back to Mugen.
Bobby Minio: Let’s take the temperature on this right quick… how exactly has forcing ME to be on the Kindwagon worked out?
Bobby Minio:
Molly billed three new smartphones to my card and she hasn’t talked to me since I gangland style executed her last one.
Bobby Minio:
You let Hayes run off with a title you rightfully deserve and here we are, locked in a debate about whether or not we’re going to sway one of the biggest pricks in this company to turn a new leaf and start throwing out free t-shirts on commercial breaks.
He pauses for a moment, searching his mind.
Bobby Minio: Did I miss anything?
Mugen: No, that’s about right. So what’s the problem? Would you prefer to talk to him?
Bobby Minio: …
Mugen: My friend, if you are worried that you cannot close the deal with our brother, then I will take on the task of showing Pugh that there is a path above the pain that he clearly suffers through.
Bobby Minio: Muge… I’m not going to sit here and fight with you on-
Mugen: Exactly! We should agree, and work together, not fight over these issues.
Bobby Minio: …
Mugen: I’ll take your silence as a polite agreement, why thank you Bobby! Now, to think of my approach…
He turns his back to Minio, who cocks an eyebrow at his friend. Mugen walks off, nodding along to himself as Minio stares on. After a few seconds, Minio turns his attention back to the monitor, turning it back on. Pugh is back in the ring, cutting a promo onto the mic as he spits out “I found a locker room full of marks. A barely full arena.”
Minio watches on, a horrified look on his face, and Pugh continues to run down the talent and the company.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Like thats gonna work out!
JESUS!
The camera pans to the announce team.
14 Days!
You can't count!
We switch backstage to the parking lot where a '67 Black Chevrolet Impala pulls in, windows completely tinted so unable to see who is arriving but the license plate reads KAZ-2Y5.
The passenger door opens and the OCW Championship is first thing out of the car in the grasp of The Leg Kick Connoisseur, Sultan of the FlipCutter, Son of Trash Time, and The OCW Champion, Kassidy Hayes.
Kassidy steps away from the car, closing the passenger door and then wrapping the title around his waist.
Kassidy is greeted by a TrashLek holding a clipboard in its one arm that holds the agenda for tonight's show. Kass attempts to take the clipboard from the TrashLek but it does not release, beginning a tug of war, the TrashLek finally lets go sending Kass down to the ground.
The TrashLek senses incoming Vio-Lation and scurries off. Kass stands up dusting himself off,
Kassidy: Stupid machines, I’ll end my father’s creation if need be.
Kassidy reads the match card to see the Main Event is between The Lord of the Lariat, The Suplex Savior, The Messiah of the Multiverse, Mugen against the true turmoil champion Bill Ding,
Kassidy: This isn’t right,
Kassidy looks at the bottom of the page and sees the small print for when this was printed.
Kassidy tears the page and throws it behind him after crumpling it into a ball, he flips through a couple more pages until he finds the correct OCW Prime Riot card. Mugen Vs. Big Ed, with the following page revealing Bad Company against Mugen and Kassidy,
Kassidy: Well, I guess I have to make sure Mugen gets out of tonight main event in one piece.
Kass flings the clipboard aside sending it flying down the parking lot and makes his way into the arena. Kass spots a couple of OCW crew members,
Kassidy: Any of you seen Mugen?
The crew members don’t answer just look at Kass’ shirt, just trying to read all the phrases,
Kassidy: Idiots, the shirt is insulting people like you, Now where is Mugen?
Crew Member 1: Haven’t seen him, sorry “Kasshole”
Kass smirks,
Kassidy: Ha ha ha
Kass swiftly shin kicks the crew member’s right leg out from under him, as the crew members falls to the ground face first, Kass adjusts the OCW Championship and starts to walk away.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a dick!
He's OUR DICK.....I didn't think this one through....
Roxy Rose vs Eerie Sunshine
The camera pans to the announce team.
WHAM BAM!
Gucci MANE!
We pan into a courthouse lobby, Ryu Matsumoto is on his EYE-phone.
RYU: God Dammit Jay, I know he’s behind this, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
RYU: DUPREE IS INACTIVE! HE IS OUT OF TOUCH, OUT OF CONTROL, and UNINFORMED!
RYU: HE NEEDS TO BE GONE! I’M NOT SAYING FIRE HIM… BUT… LIGERMASK WILL FACE HIM CAREER VS CAREER! AND FIRE HIM!
Ryu angrily hangs up, fuming he heads into the courtroom.
The camera pans to the announce team.
But Dupree is active, and the Light Heavyweight Champ!
NOT IN THIS TIMELINE!.....I think.....
The camera pans to the announce team.
8 Indy and former OCW Stars clash in a brutal tournament!
The Winner will be the OCW KING OF HARDCORE!
The scene opens on a beautiful seafront property somewhere in the much lorded Malibu area of California. The camera pans along as the ocean laps up against the sultry sand of the tide. In, out - and back in again, as studied and as dependable as the sunrise and the sunset.
As the scene continues, we see people running along in the early morning overlap of the star and the sunlight - before we settle on a pier with some figures beneath.
As we zoom in, we meet two figures - one female and one male, both in heavy discussion about something. They’re both dressed modestly, hooded sweatshirts and shorts, and seem to be gesticulating heavily Before we can get close enough to discover the content of the conversation we cut to another scene, almost montage style, as the female strikes a heavy bag hanging from the top of the pier.
With kicks and punches, she lights up the leather of the bag, the sound of her skin slapping against the hide echoes around the pier area.
We then cut to another scene where the unnamed female is chain wrestling with the hooded male - go behinds, wrist locks, standing switches - she seems well versed in all things professional wrestling as she gets the better of her male counterpart.
We cut away from this scene and finally end up at a new scene - the woman sitting on the beach, watching the sea - tasting the breeze. It’s now daylight, and she’s exhausted.
The camera pans over to her - seemingly preparing for her to cut a promo on the beach, Mr Perfect style. She shakes her head, sucking air quite intently, but quickly delivers but one line, seemingly to herself.
Queen Mab: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
She bows her head as the camera fades back into the initial shots of the seafront property - as we leave, we see the unknown male approach her, patting her on the back and helping her to her feet. The scene fades to black… she’s coming to OCW.
