As Riot returns from commercial break, the audience gets a shot of Katherine standing in front of several monitors located behind the curtain. She was watching the conclusion of Danny Boyd taking on Thomas Archer.
Katherine: They alright, for white boys.
Madison approached Katherine with two bottles of MD 20/20. She was wearing a skin tight black dress with….black timberland boots. Katherine stared at the blonde.
Madison: Ain’t it the truth, sister. Ain’t it the truth.
Katherine: Go away.
Madison: I LOVE that song.
Katherine: What?
Madison: You know. Gooo awaaaay...hey! The one by uh. Um… Joseph Batons. Love him. Such an up and comer on the vibrant 109 and park culture. Anyway, here. Happy Dennis Black history month.
Madison hands over the two bottles of MD 20/20 wrapped in a bow. Katherine narrowed her eyes.
Madison: No good? I figured your...um. Our people would like this.
Katherine: Our People?
Madison: Yes. Our people. That’s why I’m here, Katherine. I couldn’t let Sophia bad mouth a fellow new bean sister without giving you all the dirt.
Katherine: Sophia talking ish?!
Madison: ish? Wha...uh…?
Madison turns her back to Katherine and rapidly scrolls through her IPhone. Luckily, the ever so trusty Siri was quick to give an answer to Madison.
Madison: Exactly, sister! Sophia talks all of the ish about you. One could even say she has an ishy attitude!
Katherine: I ain’t your sister.
Madison: Hold on now. I know how much this match means to you. To us. Especially during this month. I know the struggle! With the amount of DNA of my bae that I’ve had in me and on me, I’m practically an African American at this point.
Madison: I used it as lotion before I made my way to the arena, Katherine. Lotion! That's true love for my Black King. It’s why my skin is so perfect. You should try it sometime. Not Dennis’s...
Katherine: It doesn’t work like that! Nasty ass.
Madison: Dennis told me it does. My fiancé wouldn’t lie to me. Anyway...
Madison: I just want you to know that I thought it was disrespectful for Sophia to say she’s excited to retire you during Black history month. She said the Ortiz family is worth more than Dr. King and Ms. Parks! Can you believe that ish?!
Kat: She said that?
Madison: Absolutely.
Madison offers her hand to Katherine.
Madison: Use that anger to crush Sophia. Good luck!
Kat: You think I’m really gonna shake your hand now that I know what you did before you got to work?
Madison: What? Why the hell not?! Oh...right.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Madison you NASTY....
HOW DARE YOU!
KD Angelo vs Mez Murdock
The camera pans to the announce team.
Good heavens!
These two are trying to cripple each other!
There was no Future Betterness to warn me of his approach in any timeline. There was no disturbance in the Better Force to acknowledge the incoming threat. It was as predictable as young female talent “paying rent” to Sensation the moment they sign a contract.
A different type of penetration is happening right now though. This cretin is attempting to infiltrate my Fortress of Bettertude….Sigh…. I am Tiberius Octavian Dupree and I will knee freaking Waterboy into the sun, just not today….
Nonetheless he won’t get past the lobby, the moment he opens that door he will immediately feel his undeniable mediocrity and faint back to obscurity where he rightfully belongs.
See I watch over this entire block of Manhattan like a Owl watches over the night. It’s proven everyone is just equal beneath me....
Harvey sticks out like a orange hat on a purple hill in this part of the city….wait what?! I know putting my face a half inch from this monitor won’t change the fact that H2O is on the elevator up. I will make sure that receptionists’ entire family tree gets exiled to the Trashlands!
Kneesus Freaking Christ! There he is standing down my entrance hall!
H2O: “Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan? Come on let’s go and plaaaay!!!”
Dupree: No, No, No! I haven’t recovered from my match with the Vietcong, begone pleb!
I know backing up is not the Old Country Way but….
H2O: Are you backing away from the door, Octavius? There’s a new player in the timeline. Let’s take it back to 2009 when Harvey was kid and you were in Ambition.
H2O: That era would be the only era you’d have a chance of beating me.
Dupree:: Does my Fortress of Bettertude look like Certified Greatness to you?! Stop rushing me! Stop being unethical and thirsty! This is not 2009 Harvey!
H2O:: You’re right. No matter the timeline, The Aerial Assassin is The Past, The Present and The Future of this company. There’s no escaping this fight, Octavius!
Where are my freaking Praetorian Guard! There they are, thank goodness….
Dupree: Throw him out with the Spiders!
H2O:: Your guards tried to pull H2O away from your door, Octavius! Unfortunately, each and every one of them felt a Riptide to the jaw. Hope you have good health insurance for them!
H2O: Hey...get your hands of Harvey! How many guards do you have, KNEEZUS!?....Don’t touch my shades you Spartan!...Fight me now, Kneezus! FIGHT MEEEEEE!!!!!
I swear to freaking...GRRRRRR...I need a whole new staff, their so inadequate it’s sickening. All I asked them to do was toss this pleb out back….but no they each had to eat kicks to the jaw instead of doing what I pay them to do. At least he won’t make it back in the building tonight....
