Multiple superstars can be seen backing away from a locker room as a camera follows behind.

As the noise comes to a sudden halt, the camera closes in on a familiar locker room door.

The door is thrown open to reveal Ijitu Quartz laying on the ground, still in his wrestling gear.

The room is destroyed, with gear and equipment thrown everywhere.

Lockers that once occupied the walls of the locker room are now knocked over.

Quartz lays motionless in the center of the room as officials and medical staff quickly push the camera aside to tend to him.

The staff slap his face and attempt to check on him, with more people coming into the room as the news spreads.

Sounds of shouting fill the area as the camera fades back out, Quartz still laying motionless. 

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What the hell is going on!
	It's get your ass beatup at work day! (Looks around scanning for threats)

The camera catches AWOL backstage after the, uh… goodbad news? Cort is surrounded by humourless-looking employees in black outfits with ID cards.

Cort: You can’t do this… I’m a legal citizen! Not like one of those--

They all glare at him.

Cort: --completely good people who just haven’t done their paperwork yet? Listen, please.

Cort: I have nightmares about Bill Clinton.

Cort: If I have to be in contact with communi--I mean sociali--I mean liberal ideas for more than an hour I break out in hives.

Cort: I will call my lawyer.

Cort: I will BE my own lawyer.

Cort: I will fistfight a lawyer!

Cort: I swear to god you’re all making a big mistake!

Shepherd sighs.

Shep: It’s probably just best to go quietly, man.

Cort: Ugh. Fine.

Cort accepts defeat, and the employees lead him down the hall and out of sight.

Cort: I’ll get you for this, Sensatiooooonnnn!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	You can be better Cort, I know you can!
	This is terrible, this is not how you treat a god dam war hero....Was Cort in the war? REGARDLESS. Sensation is a Communist! I SAID IT!

MUGEN vs KASSIDY HAYES*

The camera pans to the announce team.

	BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH!
	WOWZERS!!!

Thanks For Everyone Who Helped <3 <3 <3