”Wicked Side of Me” hits the PA System as the constant evolving OCW Lightheavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring a charismatic fashion.
The fans chant “H2No” as he makes his way inside the ring. As he makes his way to the center of the ring he raises both his arms and holds them there for a moment.
At this point the fans are just sick and boo him until they have nothing left. He snaps his fingers on both hands and the mic drops down from the rafters.
This time the lights go out in the arena and The Good Light shines upon him.
Now the chants of “This is awful” begins….
But his legacy still continues…
H2O: Some things just never change. You people spewing negativity. Negativity of mouths washed from The Hudson River. The same river that you people share with New Jersey that basically is built up with trash.
H2O: Pun intended.
H2O: H2O is smart enough to have his all natural spring water shipped to his home from his lovely state of Colorado. The home of what some may consider the home of one of the wonders of the world, The Rocky Mountains.
H2O: Now Harvey can go all day and tell you how beautiful the water looks from Colorado. He can tell you all day how soothing the water feels from Colorado.
H2O: If you’re lucky enough, some can even experience how exquisite the taste is from Colorado(Smiles).
Just a small round of boos were heard. Mostly from the women.
H2O: But all of you don’t realize that you get the best quality of H2O this world has to offer each and every week here in OCW!
H2O: But you’d rather contaminate your body and mind continuously with TRASH by consuming UNSAFE products?
H2O: Unsafe products like Muuugen?
H2O has a look of disgust as the fans cheer to his seemingly new challengers name.
H2O: He’s one of the most unsafe products OCW has to offer and all of you love him?
The fans chant “King of Kindness” as H2O lifts his head away from the mic slowly. He looks out towards The Wormhole that is The OCW Universe in a shameful manner.
He re-centers himself in the midst of The Good Light and continues on candidly.
H2O: This is the same way you treated Bobby…Now you do it with Mugen...Hell, it’s the same why you even did it to The Old Harvey.
H2O: Don’t you get it? The more you praise them the more H2O destroys them. These men seeing Harvey backstage is one thing. But once they step out to the ring they’re blinded by my in ring abilities.
H2O: H2O will continue his ascension above all mediocrity and make his way to the top where the skies are clear, the air is clean and there isn’t a single strand of trash polluting this newly found hemisphere.
H2O: A hemisphere H2O assures you that he will be Hard To Knock off.
H2O: H2O is no longer here to please. H2O is no longer here to entertain…..
H2O: MUGEN!!!!
H2O: Drop D E F I V E! So H2O can prove that he is THE BEST pound for pound OCW Lightheavyweight Champion!
H2O: (Chuckles) The Good Light accepts your challenge for Savage Lands.
The crowd pops as H2O takes a moment to look around. He turns a full 360 without saying a word.
H2O: Last thing….
H2O: Everything is about perception in this world. Nothing about what “The Other” OCW Champion has mentioned about facts.
H2O: What you worms see right now is a valiant young man standing in and holding this here Good Light. You see a Lightheavyweight Champion and a damn good one like it or not.
H2O: But you know what H2O sees right now?
H2O pauses for a minute as The Wormholes quiet down and hold on to every one of his last words waiting for him to answer.
H2O: H2O sees nothing but pitch black darkness out there. There’s sound but nothing that’s threatening. Nothing that’s worth reaching out for. Nothing to entertain.
H2O: H2O has worked diligently to achieve and maintain this level of excellence. Not any of you or any man on this roster will ever take that away from Harvey.
H2O: So everyone here can try to deny what they see in this ring right now. In this case, perception is the truth. What you see is what you get. And what H2O sees…
H2O: ….a void. Nothingness. That’s what you are Mugen…..Nothing!
The bright light that shines on H2O goes out and now it’s dark in The Garden.
The lights come back on and H2O is gone. The mic ascends back into the rafters as the scene fades.
The camera pans to the announce team.
WE GOT A MATCH!
HOLY ISH, THIS IS HUGE!
Previously Recorded
The camera fades into a very quiet office building. Several chairs are empty, with those filled taken by fast typing, busy men in dark suits. The mood is tense at best. The walls are blanketed in certifications and awards.
Behind the silent clattering of keyboards and muffled phone conversations, a very quiet song begins to come into audible range.
Pull up to the club and it go up (go up)
Make your girl fall in love when I show up
It's not my fault she wanna know me
She told me you was just a homie...
The music begins to play louder as a camera zooms into a frosted glass window with a glossy text painted on it. The text comes into focus slowly before snapping into focus.
D. Dillinger
...I get to bussin' no discussin', gotta deal with it
Team us, we ain't worried about you
Murder she wrote
Yeah yeah, when I hit it I'mma kill it I'mma get it like...
The source of the music reveals itself from the office as the volume increases as the frosted glass door opens. A very tall man wearing a LOUD blue suit steps out first... He is followed closely behind by a hurried, desperate looking gentleman, his dirty blonde hair in a mess.
Desperate Man: "I think this meeting went fantastic! Thank you so much for seeing me, I won't let you down if you give me this opportunity... I..."
Tall Man: "Look, kid. I know you had your moment, but I'm gonna be honest. With your sketchy past, it'd be a big risk for the worlds greatest agent to take on such a.... Well, 'project'. Thank you for coming in, though."
Desperate Man: "Th-- Thank you Mr. Dillinger."
Tall Man: "Hah! Keep your head up kid, but not too high. Take my card. Tell your friends."
The man shutters down the hall of the office, looking back at the tall business man. As he exits the large double doors, he can be heard shouting back into the office at the man in the blue suit.
Desperate Man: "Thank you! Don't forget.. Don't forget.. Always bet on Black!"
Dennis Dillinger: "Heh, what a silly catchphrase. I don't know what he's thinking. There can only be ONE Dennis around this agency."
A faint beep can be heard just as the music coming from his office ends. Dennis holds his hand up to his ear to connect his bluetooth phone.
Dennis: "Yes, thank you, Janine. Send him in!"
Shortly after this connection, the same double doors open wide. The clattering of keyboards comes to a halt and all of the well-dressed members of the office stop and stare at the man walking through their office.
Dennis: "Ahh! Yes! Finally we meet again."
Mr. Dillinger walks quickly toward his new guest. His face moves from one of arrogance to one of excitement and angst. He quickly grabs his guests soft, caramel colored hand and welcomes him to the office.
Dennis: "I'm so glad you called back. I just finished listening to your recent work during my last meeting... No, don't worry. It's no trouble at all!"
Moving around Dennis' head and outstretched hand, we are shown a neatly groomed and very handsome man. His hat and gold brimmed shades taking the focus. His twisted dreadlocks falling slightly out of his clearly expensive hat.
Dennis: "Tayy Breizee. We're happy to have you. We all got some big plans for you, my d-a-double-g!"
Tayy clearly looks annoyed at the attempt at connection and opens his mouth to speak -
Dennis: "I know - I know. Come! Have a seat in my office. We have a lot to discuss. I have been in communication with that gentleman we spoke to last week..."
Both men walk into the office, the door closing quickly behind them.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Interesting Development!
Indeed.
Scene opens with AC throwing darts from the comfort of his couch. AC rises and the camera follows him around the house.
Cobra, slowly makes his way towards the kitchen. He opens the fridge and the camera is stuck zoomed in on his refrigerator door.
He grabs a Mountain Dew and slams the fridge. He proceeds to make his way back to his couch while tossing his Dew up and down in the air like a soft ball.
AC opens the can and it splatters all over his face. He tosses off his shirt and seems in a upset state.
AC: *wipes eyes* Damn it!
AC: MJF, thinks he got me off my game & he doesn't. He's just a level 1 boss, he's just a level one boss.
AC: Who the hell do he think he is anyway? Prancing around like owns the place. Setting me up with matches to I have *air quotations* prove myself.
AC begins to mock MJF as he continues to wipe himself off.
AC: Oh, look at me I'm MJF. I start drama with a happy, go lucky, e gamer of the year. Errrrrr I'm such big bad man.
Cobra, chuckles and begins to laugh at his own which seems to be a cry for help & that he needs more friends.
AC: I already put a nice whipping on Telos, whoever else MJF puts in front of me going to get the same. I won't stop until I get my hands on that loser at Savage Lands.
AC whips a Mountain Dew from the inside of his boxers. He sniffs the can & then shrugs his shoulders & down the entire soda. Cobra, crushes the Dew can & throws it on the floor.
Camera zooms in on the can & the floor.
Scene Fades
The camera pans to the announce team.
TOO MUCH SUGAR!
Heart Health Is Not A Game!
Camara cuts to the backstage area where Stacy Clark is holding a microphone
Stacy: "Welcome to another episode of The Clark effect where we have our spe---"
Stacy is stopped mid sentence with a hand being placed on the mic
The camara pans back to show steel with his hand on the microphone
Stacy looks shocked but quickly snaps back
Steel: "Let me stop you there Stacy i don't have much time for this so let's cut the B.S."
Stacy: "Um okay then... let's get into the questions"
Stacy: "Since you are so new here Tyler what are your long term goals?"
Steel: "Is it not obvious? My goal is to go out in that ring pick up wins and get noticed and as of late I've been doing a damn good job at it"
Stacy: "Well something else as of late is that you have shown a very arrogant side of yourself why is that?"
Tyler: "Well Stacy if you had a few brain cells you would realize that it is not arrogance it's confidence because I can call my shots and deliver on it"
Stacy is visibly upset
Tyler: "Well like i said i don't have time for this so cya"
Tyler blows a kiss at Stacy as he walks away
Stacy starts stomping over to the camara mumbling to herself "God i hate this job!"
The camera pans to the announce team.
Well that was rude!
Thats how he rolls!
Sid Harrison vs Hijo De Mistico
The camera pans to the announce team.
A desperate attempt!
It paid off! Hater!
The camera pans to the backstage area where we see Rust Cohle walking in street clothes. Stacey still annoyed at the earlier incident with Tyler when she suddenly stops to talk to Rust.
SC: Hey Rust you have a minute ?
He stops with a big all smile.
Sc: What is your reaction to the annoucement on Turmoil this past week ? AWOL vs CQC for the number 1 contendership to Biger Lunny Tag Team Championships ?
Rust: Well that is interesting Stace. But come on now, how many chances do they get ? How many matches Cort has to lose to get out of the picture ?
Rust:
As far as I am concerned, we beat him last week in the main event, even with the help of our LightWeight Champ himself. What more do you need ?
Rust:
Do you really think Sheperd is gonna do better than H20. Come on now. WE ARE the real #1 contenders. End of the story.
SC: But you'll still have to fight for it. The crowd seemed to like your partnership with Quartz, but Cort and Shep came out on Turmoil and rallied everyvody to their cause. How can you overcome this ?
Rust: We dont need support. That all american speech just to beg for intention was pitiful. And all these idiots here in NY are even dumber. That all american patriotism stops next week. Back of the line you fools.
Rust:Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to enjoy seeing Cort lose his match.. AGAIN !
Rust:
See you Stace. Oh and... Stop being mad for nothing in your interviews, that makes you look.. Psycho.
