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H2O walks down the halls backstage heading towards his locker room. He is banged up and battered after his merry-go-round with KD.

He passes by a door that’s ajar and hears some strange sounds. It’s the sounds of button mashing, clicking of joysticks and monsters roaring.

H2O stops to do a bit of eavesdropping and takes a sneak peak inside to hear what all the commotion is about.

He looks and sees that it’s TTT’s locker room. H2O sighs so loudly that he covers his own mouth afterwards thinking they might hear him.

They seem to be playing some sort of game on two separate televisions. H2O walks in but they don’t even hear him come in because they have Astro headsets over their ears.

H2O is just on stands behind them and is listening in.

RYU:
Hey there’s a special event going on in the arena. You wanna join my session hoot?

Kassidy: I’ve been playing this game well over 300hrs. I’m better than Shroud playing Fortnite.

Suddenly a familiar voice is heard thru the television.

???:
Over 300hrs and I still have a bigger number than you.

Kassidy: I have something bigger than your number and it’s DEEZ NUTZ!

RYU: GOTTEM!

As the three banter about who is better, H2O stands puzzled for a moment and ask himself…

Was that? Ahhhhh nevermind!

Ryu takes off his headset and gets up to get a slice of pizza from off the table; leaving Kassidy to banter with someone who says they’re better than him at this monster game.

He turns around and is surprised to see H2O standing behind him.

RYU
: O hai Harvey, I didn’t notice you there.

Ryu taps Kassidy continuously on his shoulder until he gets his attention.

Kassidy:
What is it, Fasha? I’m in the middle of mounting!

Kassidy finally takes his headset off and turns around.

Kassidy:
Oh, hi Mark. Fasha, no one invited this lower rank into our private lockeroom!

RYU: Right? You wanna play Monster Hunter, I’m sure we could find an extra tv… and console… and controller… and online gaming account… and digital copy of the game…

???: and a BIGGER NUMBER

RYU: BOOOM GOTTEEM!

Oh my Betterness it is him! What’s he…? Why’s he….? Why did I even come in here for? Sigh! Oh yeah….

H2O: H2O would love to go back and forth with all…

H2O grabs Ryu’s headset and pulls the mouthpiece towards his lips.

H2O:
...THREE of you.

H2O: But the cream of the crop of OCW doesn’t have time to play games. Especially with any one of you. Harvey is here to work.

Both Kassidy And Ryu look at each other and shrug their shoulders at the same time.

Kassidy:
Why are you even in our PRIVATE lockeroom to begin with?

H2O: Relax, Vamp. The Good Light has torched your demented soul once already this year. It’s not here to do it again….For now…

This rubs Kassidy the wrong way. Kassidy steps up to H2O and H2O doesn’t even budge.

Kassidy: You are begging to end up like Leon.

H2O: The Good Light is seeking help from you, Ryu.

Ryu has a half a slice of pizza stuffed in his mouth.

Ryu:
Ruh-lee???

H2O could make out what he said even though he sounded like Scruff McGruff.

H2O:
Yes. Really. Mugen is challenging H2O for The Good Light. In order to do that he must….

Ryu hurrys up and scarfs down the bite he took from his pizza just to say….

Ryu:
Drop D E F I V E!!!!! I couldn’t wait to say that!

H2O: Yes and after the battle Harvey has encountered tonight The Good Light needs to boost up his strength in case Mugen meets weight.

Kassidy: Get to it, H2No. We have some hunting to do and our friend doesn’t like to wait.

A voice comes over the television.

???:
Sigh

H2O: Is that….

TTT: NO!

H2O: Anyways, Harvey needs information on how to sneak into Mugen’s building and use his time machine.

Ryu and Kassidy look at each other confused and at the same time they say….

TTT:
FOR WHAT?!?!?!

H2O: H2O needs to go back in time to where Dimsmore offered a Buff Blaster and he refused.

H2O: Neither Dimsmore or Buffness are available for contact to ask for it now. So this is H2O’s only option he could think of.

H2O: One sip of that and not a single unsafe act will affect Harvey’s ability to perform and retain The OCW Lightheavyweight Title.

Ryu produces an Ipod Mini from seemingly nowhere and presents it to H2O

RYU: I have a dictated version of how to navigate the temporal, physical, digital and spiritual pathways into Mugen’s base of operations.

H2O eagerly snatches the Ipod out of Ryu’s hands

H2O: What’s the catch?! What do you want from me?

RYU: YOU WOUND ME! When have I ever not been a paragon of charity and virtue! Go young Harvey! And give Mugen a headache!

The Good Light exits the TTT locker room. Kass looks at Ryu shocked.

Kassidy: FASHA! Why did you help him?!

RYU: I didn’t!

Kassidy: What do you mean, you gave him dictated instructions how to get into Mugen’s building!

RYU: Yeah but that Ipod has been stuck on Shuffle for years now, he’ll probably get lost in the time space continuum or something, it’ll be fun!

???: What are you idiots doing?! There’s only 10 minutes left on this quest!

Kass and RYU: Oh shit!

  

 

 

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