Jim Black: Well fans we are here with Coolidge the son of K.Dangelo. The entire wrestling world wants to know why you are here. What are your plans?
Coolidge: Well I'm here for a couple things.
* They both sit in silence*
Jim Black: Well are you going to tell us ?
Coolidge: Yes.
* They both just stand there*
Jim Black: You didn't say anything.
Coolidge: Oh you think because you want something I have to jump? I do things when I want to. Soon everyone will find out why I'm here and what I'm all about.
Coolidge: I'm not like my father I'm better. I'll put my foot on the enemy's throat and twist. All this while looking damn good . I'm terror on a whole new level !
The camera pans to the announce team.
Coolidge makes his debut next week!
I can't wait!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Archer: I'm so disappointed…
The crowd begin to boo.
Lee: He is so disappointed…
The booing intensifies.
Archer: We are so disappointed that security allowed the riff raff in tonight.
Lee: The riff raff being the other 99.5% of this world's population. One of those being my would be contender, Jacob Trance.
Archer: What Triple XL Jacket Dance doesn't realise is that we simply do not have to deal with him, the plan is still in complete effect. Despite… Despite the best efforts of the rampantly corrupt Turmoil general manager, Baloo.
Lee: OCW management have made it perfectly clear that they will stop at nothing in their goal to ensure the greatest champions of all time don't get a fair stroke around here.
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Lee: Like we said…
Archer We are five steps ahead… Tonight your opponent is someone you're very well acquainted with, someone who historically hates your very existence Triple XL Jacket…
Sid raises his arms, leering down at the recovering Trance, Austin applauds.
Lee: Tonight you'll face Sid-berg, goodluck… From what we just saw… You’ll be needing it.
The trio celebrate in the ring as we go to commercial.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Holy crap Sid Harrison vs Jacob Trance, Tonight?
Can the ring handle all that weight?
A large door with the words "Mr. Sensation" spelled out in overly aggressive font creaks open with corny, fake laughter being heard from behind the door.
Our Hero himself steps from outside the door, looking extremely annoyed.
Mr. Sensation: "...Okay, you can go now. I have bigger fish to fry."
A tall man in a business suit steps out of the office after him. He places his hand on Sensation's right shoulder, further annoying him.
D. Dillinger: "You are an absolute beast, Mr. S! Thanks again for the time."
Agent D.Dillinger' shiny dark grey/brown hair is only outshone by his single golden tooth. As Dennis reaches his hand into his pocket to fish out a business card, his client steps out behind him.
Tayy Breizee is revealed wearing a bright black coat, a cross and heart insignia across the left chest.
Dennis Dillinger: "Here ya' go, Mr. S. Take another card. Please do call me right away if you getcha some more top tier talent. Although around here, I think you already got all of em! Aha!"
Tayy reaches out and shakes Mr. Sensations hand and opens his mouth to speak...
Dennis Dillinger: "Of course! Not all of them! My man Tayy here is ready to bring down the hizz-ouse!"
Tayy flashes a side eye and a nod at his agent.
Tayy: "..."
Dennis Dillinger: "I know, I know. Let's move! We got more business. Thank you again, Mr. S. You will NOT be disappointed in Tayy, here."
Mr. Sensation now has his face in his palm as he continues to attempt to shoo the two away.
Mr. Sensation: "...Okay, I'm outta here. I already regret meeting you."
Mr. Sensation slams his door behind him as Agent D erupts with laughter. The camera focuses to Tayy, who is in thought, before he's cut off by Dennis once more.
Dennis Dilinger: "Aha! Ahaaaa! What a business man! I love his style... Taaaaaay, my friend. It's GAME TIME! Time to circle around this bad boy and do some real scouting!"
Tayy looks at him, smiles and begins to bob his head as he follows behind Dennis, who power walks away, clutching his suit and introducing himself to every single person they walk by. His loud, charismatic voice can be heard as they continue down the hall.
The camera pans to the announce team.
That Dillinger guy has big dreams!
OCW WILL CRUSH THEM, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN DILLINGER, FLEE TAY FLEEEE!
Cort Marshall vs Telos
The camera pans to the announce team.
Smash mouth all the way!
It came down to one move!
The OCW World Heavyweight Champion and The Emperor of Everything, Kassidy Hayes, arrives at the Riot arena; stepping out of his 67’ Impala with his cell phone to his ear,
RYU: Hey what’s going on.
Kass: Yo, where have you…
RYU: DEEEEEEEZ NUTZ! HAHAHAHAHAHA I bet you thought I answered the phone! But you ended up getting GOT!
RYU: Yeah, leave your message after the BEEP or something, I don’t care.
Kassidy hangs up the phone,
Kassidy: Still not answering,
Slightly worried Kass begins to make his way through the arena to find Ryu.