Spider paces the ring across from Kass. Kass looks on excited to see the return of his Fasha. Kass moves in for a hug but Spider stops Kass dead in his tracks with an Icy Glare.
Spider: You know Kass, you’re the OCW Champion, and look what you’ve done these past few weeks.
Kassidy: Right! I’ve moved…
Spider: Absolutely nothing you stupid face!. You are the autistic low calorie silly putty of OCWFED.
Kassidy: What?
Spider: I leave you alone for three weeks and come back to find Ricky getting scraped off the apron like some kind of Aussie or South American...what the hell is Ricky anyway? (shrugs) Some kind of Unsafe Pancake, after two back to back main events.
Spider: Rookies who can’t even do the bare minimum the tiniest minimum, the teeniest of minimums when it comes to matches.
Spider: Do you know how much OCW’s insurance has gone up since you’ve become champion, WELL! DO YOU!!!!, B!
Kassidy: I…
Spider: Of course you don’t you stupid trash bag. You just walk down to the ring like a tattooed devil worshiping caucasian! OH LOOK AT ME I WORSHIP THE DEBIL!!! IM SUCH A BAD ASSS, OHH LOOK SATAN GIVES ME POWER LOOK HOW SCARY I AM.
Spider: BITCH you look like you work the overnight shift at waffle house, sit what it is the **** down!
Spider: Hell you could even pass for That trashy Joker, looking like a geeked out Jared Leto, “Myeh, look at my stupid Tiberius Dupree Outfit! I’m The Betterness!!!
Spider: No bitch, your the Sissyness, run around here playing dress up, like it’s Gothic Barbies Karoke, Bobs Your Uncle Fest….You a grown ass man playing Dress up. Guess what? Your Dupree Cosplay 4 THUMBS DOWN!
Spider: Why don’t you man up and wear a skirt so that we can make it a fatal 4 way with Sentai Hare vs Aerith vs Dragana vs Bitch Hayes!
Spider: You will NEVER be Tiberius Dupree, it doesn’t matter how many times you defend your title, it doesn’t matter who you defend your title against. You will NEVER be Nate Ortiz. You call yourself BIG MATCH KASS?
Spider: Well from here you just look like a BIG ASS!
Spider: You are TRASH, you’re awful, you are the product of weak sperm, some reject from Joy Division busted a nut on the floor and Mama Hayes sat on it at the last possible second. The best part of you ran down your unknown fathers leg! You ruin everything you get involved in.
Spider: Come Sunday I will remind you and everyone else, that this is MY world, and you’re just paying rent.
