The camera opens up to Mistico holding the areas that were hit with the kendo stick after last Turmoil’s incident with The Last Blacksmith.
Jim: After I spoke to you on Turmoil and your victory in that triple threat, you were attacked by Last Blacksmith with a kendo stick, do you know what the reasoning behind this merciless attack is?
Mistico: No, I don’t know this as a fact but I personally just see this as a way for him to get his name out there, the only reason he could become relevant was by attacking me after the match he had just lost.
Jim: And what do you plan on doing about this?
Mistico: I mean, you saw what I’ve been doing to these people I get booked against and you saw where he was in that triple threat, on the outside, too busy complaining about his back hurting to get in the ring and actually stop me from winning!
Mistico:
He’s no where near me, and him attacking me from behind with a weapon proves that.
Mistico: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the locker room.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Mistico is fired up!
He better keep one eye open! You never know when Matteo will strike!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
Rust Cohle, Spider Matsumoto, and OCW World Champion Kassidy Hayes stand in the ring, Ryu shouts at the ringside announcer to supply him with 3 microphones.
Each member of TTT is handed a microphone. Kassidy Hayes and Rust Cohle step back as Matsumoto takes center stage.
RYU: Before I address the clear omission of TTT in the ring tonight, I have a few things I’d like to make very clear to all of you in the crowd and to everyone in the back.
Ryu pauses momentarily to allow the crowd to gather their full attention.
RYU: Why hello, I didn’t notice you there.
RYU: And before we get to why we’re all out here tonight I wanna address that.
RYU: I don’t care what anyone out here or in the back thinks…
RYU: Mugen and Drago 100% thought that van was some kind of animal.
Rust Cohle and Kassidy Hayes nod in agreement and smirk to the crowd.
RYU:ANYWAYS, the reason TTT is gracing you all with their presence today? We have a very special announcement.
RYU: Today? Today is November the 20th. Today is a special day for TTT.
Ryu nods over to Rust Cohle, who returns his nod and rolls out of the ring to grab a small table and a box. After setting up the table, he places the white box on top and opens it up. It opens in a shell like fashion.
RYU: We have one half of the top tag team in OCW right here, Rust Cohle.
Ryu points to Cohle, who looks up at the crowd and raises his championship with pride. The OCW crowd returns in continued jeers.
RYU: But we need the other half to truly represent the upper echelon of tag team greatness… So without further ado -
RYU: On behalf of all of TTT, on behalf of all of OCW, I’d like to wish a very special happy birthday… to Quartz!
Quartz enters the ring and gives a big hug to Spider Matsumoto and a fist bump to both Kassidy Hayes and Rust Cohle. The 3 men clap for Quartz as he’s lauded with thunderous boos from the OCW universe.
Quartz walks over to see the contents of the white box to find a birthday cake with a large TTT logo on top and a large CQC logo on bottom, with his name across the middle. He holds it up and points it to the camera, proudly.
Rust:Bon anniversaire!!!
Quartz: Wow! I don’t know what to say. It’s quite an honor to share the ring with the two of you on RIOT for the first time.
Rust notices his comment and sarcastically raises his hand in confusion.
Quartz: ...and of course my friend Rust Cohle! Where would I be without you?
Quartz pauses for a moment before answering his own question.
Quartz: That’s right… I’d be at the top anyways! Aha! Rusty, thank you man.
Kassidy: Everyone here in attendance should have their phones out and recording one of the rarest moments any live crowd will see,
Kassidy: We have granted you all with a personal TTT moment.
Kassidy: The Upper Echelon of Riot granting a privilege to you to see Champions celebrate.
Kassidy: We are the only beacons of Good light you will ever need in your worthless lives because unlike others we come out here and win every single night. TTT is Undefea
TTT is interrupted by P3’s theme! After a few tense moments, all 4 members of TTT stand near the ropes closest to the ramp, awaiting Mugen and Drago.
Drago enters alone, carrying the OCW Light Heavyweight Championship proudly as he slowly walks to the stage. He stops and taunts the 4 members of TTT, pretending to wipe his eyes as a way to mock Quartz frustration.
As the four members angrily gesture Drago to ‘bring it on’, The King of Kindness - Mugen - Slides quietly in the ring behind them and lifts the cake out of the box.
Quartz throws his hands up at Drago, who is down on the stage and slightly turns his head.
He notices Mugen with his cake out of the corner of his eye and does a double take. He turns around to face Mugen as Mugen runs and slams the birthday cake directly in the face of Quartz, leaving him on the mat in a mess of cake, before quickly sliding out and dancing up the ramp to join Drago.
Both members of P3 laugh and back out of the arena as their music plays. TTT stands angry inside the ring, helping Quartz to his feet. The camera focuses on the group staring down the ramp as the scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
GOT EM!
WE NEED SECURITY THIS IS BULL****
BOBBY MINIO vs A.C. COBRA
The camera pans to the announce team.
OUTTA NOWHERE!
Classic!
We return to the set of the ad, which is now fully constructed. Cort stands in front of a simple green screen background, with a bottle of “Crapple” brand cranberry-apple juice on a stool in front of him.
Director: 3, 2, 1, ACTION!
The ad begins, and the green screen changes to show a busy high school with students filling the halls.
Cort: Hey kids! Need some personal space? Feeling hemmed in by the constant, oppressive presence of other human beings?
He picks up the bottle of Crapple, pops off the cap and takes a swig.
Cort: With 7 vitamins and minerals, Crapple gives you the power to push through the day!
He flexes, and the halls thin out as he mimes walking through the school with the famous TV host Mince McVan’s strut. Suddenly, actors representing bullies walk onscreen.
Bully 1: Gimme your lunch money nerd!
Bully 2: Yeah, I need it to buy OCW 2k19!
Bully 3: Me name Derek.
Cort: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
He downs the bottle of crapple and dashes forward, uppercutting one bully, roundhousing another and picking the last one up over his head.
Cort: THE COMBINATION OF CRANBERRY AND APPLE IS EXHILARATING! A REAL GUTPUNCH OF FLAVOUR!
He drops the last guy onto his knee in a military press gutbuster, then goes right back to smiling.
Cort: Remember kids, drink Crapple, and you too can be Built! Cort! Tough!
Director: Cuuuut!
Cort: Well that went pretty goo--
Bully: AH GOD MY NUTS. MY F***ING BALLS. YOU KNEED ME IN THE BALLS.
Cort: Oh. Uh. Oops?
Director: Well, it was a decent take anyway. You good for another go, Tom?
The actor portraying the bully just groans as we fade to the next segment.
