We are greeted with another social media exchange between MAXWALE and Buddy Burns. The OCWFED.com logo and Twitter logo appear again followed by four more tweets.
The camera fades with the logos appearing followed by a short ad for Lightweight Watermelon flavored BUFFBLASTER.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What did I just read!
Mean Tweets!
The XTron Flickers On!
#Austin: Errgh.
#Austin Lee is seen rubbing his neck after his hard fought surprise match against his Riot Tag Team Champion counterpart, Quartz.
#Austin: Went as well as expected, I guess.
#Austin: I just need to call home let them know I am alright, no concussions this week and get some real food inside of me.
He closes his eyes, picturing the juicy steak, which seems to cheer him up. #Austin walks towards a small group of people sitting on the floor, on colorful padding.
#Austin: What the….
The Turmoil Tag Champion seems interested, so he walks closer and as he approaches, he sees a woman in a loose fitting pink shirt turn her head slightly. She and the others are holding their hands softly on their knees in the cross-legged position.
#Austin: Oh god…
Terra Daturas puts her hand over her chest and stands up quietly, to not disturb her fellow meditators. She walks over to Austin and nods her head with a smile.
#Austin: Look I’m going to pass on the koolaid, I am just trying to get through and this whole feels group is in the way.
Terra: I’m sorry. You can pass by. We’re just channelling our inner peace.
#Austin squints, looking annoyed.
Terra: You seem stressed... Maybe you would want to join us? It’s so calming. Almost like you drift off into your own infinite ocean!
Terra closes her hands together tight and lets out a big, joyous sigh.
#Austin: What is calming about this…?
#Austin: No. I don’t need some hippy meditation. What I need is to get out of this place, get on my jet back home and enjoy a nice juicy steak to finish my night.
#Austin Lee begins to walk away before Terra responds, causing him to pause.
Terra:Carnis? Oh… You know what you would love?
Lee, without turning around, once again grows annoyed at the vegan.
#Austin: Don’t say it.
Terra: It’s so good! It’s made of soy…
#Austin: Stop.
Terra: ..and textured vegetable protein - and oh! the smoked paprika and garlic cream is delicious.
#Austin: Lady.
Lee grows more annoyed and clenches his fists.
Terra: It has much more protein than in regular carnis too! You and your heart won’t lose anything and you and our beautiful cattle brothers and sisters can continue to…
#Austin Lee snaps and turns around to shout at Terra.
#Austin: STOP! NO! I DON’T WANT YOUR HIPPY FLOUR GARBAGE, YOU WEIRDO. LEAVE MY STEAK ALONE!
Terra stands startled into silence as her meditation group is disturbed and turns around to see Lee standing tall over Terra angrily.
#Austin looks around at everyone, regathering himself and calming down.
#Austin: … AGH! Whatever!
He continues past the group and down the hall as Terra eventually walks back over and sits back down on her padding.
Terra: I’m okay… I think he just needs a big hug.
The scene ends as Terra gathers her meditation pose once again and lets out a big sigh as she smiles once again.
