We cut backstage, showing Jim Black on the feed. He quickly slicks back his hair with one hand, looking not quite ready for prime time.
Jim: Jim Black here, with a special impromptu interview segment with uhm... Our unfortunate contestant...
You can hear groaning as the camera pans out to include Cort Marshall walking gingerly into frame.
Jim: As we saw, the match with Kassidy Hayes ended in the way many of his matches ended.
Cort: I’m here to talk about my nuts, and what that chump televangelist Kassidy Hayes did to ‘em!
Cort:
He uppercutted my balls into low earth orbit, Jim! The family jewels have been lost! My future children just faded away like Marty McFly! Almonds, peanuts, cashews, OH MY! I’m pissed!
Jim: Clearly. And with good reason!
Cort: So first of all, let that be a message to everyone in OCW; Kassidy Hayes was so afraid of losing to the new-and-improved Cort Marshall that he got himself DQed just so he could save face!
Cort:
And second of all, next time we go toe-to-toe, whenever that may be, I want an extreme rules match so he won’t have any excuses.
Cort:
Surely he can make a free slot in his schedule between making creepy polaroid shrines of Valkyrie and ducking Ocean Man.
Jim: Yes, he’s certainly been on an, ahem… tear, if you will, through OCW as of late.
Cort turns to Jim and throws up his arms, yelling in exasperation.
Cort: Then maybe we should all get together, team up, make a penis-punching conga line, and give him a taste of his own medicine! Someone has to stop this man! This is not OK!
The absurdity of the situation is starting to get at Jim, and you can see him try to hold a straight face.
Jim: I don’t know if that’s entirely necessary--
Cort grabs the mic from him, interrupting.
Cort: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Cort points at his “little American.”
Cort: NOT F-N THAT!
He storms off, leaving Jim Black attempting to stifle laughter as we fade out.
The camera pans to the announce team.
This is terrible!
Kassidy just turned Cort Into Rust Cohle...That's a Vagina Joke...because Rust Cohle is a Puss..(The Camera fades)
The Camera Pans To The X-Tron
The scene opens in the parking lot.
Valkyrie is running to her motorbike, constantly checking if she is followed by security guards. She barely had the time to put on a hoodie, but she is still wearing her wrestling attire underneath it.
As soon as she is about to hop on her bike, Stacy Clark interrupts her out of nowhere.
Stacy Clark: Valkyrie! What happened?! You just walked out of a match on Live TV! You could be fired or suspended for this!
Valkyrie: I don't care, alright! The Archive Section Grandpas really expect me to put my best friend through a table? I wrestled Terra before, I have no problems in putting on a fair a competitive match against her.
Valkyrie: But a tables match is just uncalled for. It's unnecessarily violent and dangerous.
In that moment Terra enters the scene, still catching her breath.
Terra: Sarah… Wait!
Terra: Although I am grateful for your kind heart.. I do not believe I am worth you being punished for such an action. Please...
Valkyrie: It's okay, Terra. The moment the card went up I said on social media that I wasn't going to go through with this. I made it very clear.
Valkyrie: This nonsense has to stop! Management is torturing me for my association with H2O. Last week it was physical torture: they forced me to wrestle two of my bitter rivals in a handicap match.
Valkyrie: This week it was psychological torture: they wanted me to physically hurt and potentially injure my friend! The hell with it!
Valkyrie: And before you say it, I DON’T CARE about the consequences of my actions.
Valkyrie: They are not going to fire me, because I'm a damn money printer and they know it. But who knows, perhaps they are going to make me wrestle blindfolded, with a hand tied behind my back or whatever!
Valkyrie: But guess what! I value my friendships and my moral values more than whatever silly stipulation they are going to come up with. And this is something I made clear from the first day I walked in OCW and I will stand for my values no matter the cost!
All 3 women are in a frenzy, Stacy tapping her earpiece frantically trying to follow orders from command and looking back and forth between Terra and Valkyrie.
Stacy: Oh.. Uh, Terra Daturas, are you ready to take the forfeit victory? What could this mean for your career?
Terra stand shocked and confused, unsure of what ramifications lie ahead.
Terra: All of this is too much. I don’t know what to say, Ms. Clark...
Valkyrie: And now if you'll excuse me, I'll…
Our Hero: OH NO YOU AREN'T YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!
Our Hero suddenly enters the scene. Valkyrie quickly hops off her bike and stands between him and Terra, as if she was trying to protect her friend.
Valkyrie: Before you say something, you should know that this was my idea. Terra has nothing to do with this. It's all on me.
Our Hero: Oh I know it wasn't Terra's idea! She is far too stupid to come up with something like this!
Terra averts her eyes to the floor after such a cruel remark from Our Hero.
Our Hero:
And don't think for ONE SECOND I didn't see what are you are doing as far as I'm concerned YOU WON that farce of a match. Terra was done for! DEAD TO RIGHTS! and you didn't have the ovaries to get the job done!
Our Hero: Any woman or hell man for that matter would in the back would kill to be on RIOT!
Our Hero:
You are disappointing me, Valkyrie. You think that just because the fans are chanting your name you are a free to do whatever you want here?
Our Hero: You think because you been here a cup of tear you can do whatever you want? Before you came straight outta Valhalla I was in Harlem setting up rings learning everything I could about this industry so that I could one day stake my claim!
Our Hero: While you were sucking on your thumb and watching nordic cartoons I was getting my knee shattered in N.E.W just so that I could get that extra bit of Capital that I needed to bring my dream of OCW into reality.
Our Hero:
The same DREAM that allows you and people like you to exist on such a prominent platform!
Our Hero: So let me let your raggedy ass in on a secret. You don't get to do what you want!
You work for me.
Valkyrie: I see through you. I know what's going on behind the scenes, in your office, when nobody is watching.
Our Hero: Is that a threat? (Looks Around?) did this Sophmore just threaten ME? Let me give you the 411 Hun, this is MY WORLD AND YOU ARE JUST PAYING RENT.
Our Hero: And it seems like you and people just like you need a refresher course on what happens when you F*** with my good nature.
Valkyrie:......…
Our Hero: Because NEXT WEEK! You are going One on One with Aerith!
Valkyrie doesn't seem phased!
Our Hero: IN AN EXTREME RULEZ!!!!! match. And so help me as Bob is your Uncle if you pull any shit like what you did tonight I can promise you a Kendo Stick in your sternum will be the least of your concerns.
Our Hero: I can replace you just like that!
Our Hero Snaps His Fingers!
Our Hero: You think you are special? We got a line of Women around the block that can and would replace you in a heart beat!
Our Hero (Fiendishly) : Even your precious friend BELLE, would not hesitate to take your spot! This isn't a fairy tale, this is real life.
Our Hero:
This is my Sandbox. I will let you build your little Princess Castle but if you DARE CROSS ME, I will destroy your sand castle and kick sand in your face!
Valkyrie just stares at Our Hero.....
Our Hero: NOW you may go!
Valkyrie does not take her eyes off her "Boss" as she slowly backs away. Terra continues to stare at the floor like a child on punishment as Valkyrie hops back on her Motorbike and begins to rev the engine louder and louder with Our Hero seemingly glaring at Valkyrie.
As Valkyrie peels out you can almost hear her shout "Asshole" to which Our Hero shouts back as Valkyrie turns the corner out of MSG!
Our Hero: YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
Our Hero dismissing Stacy and Terra makes his way back to his office before but not before stopping abruptly!
Our Hero: What do YOU WANT!
The Camera slowly pans to reveal the Former Longest Reigning OCW World Champion, Kassidy Alexander Hayes who has a smirk on his face!
Kassidy: NO!
Our Hero rolls his eyes and continues back to his office.
