The camera then goes fully black and after a few moments, it cuts to a news reporter who has not yet been seen before.
Reporter:I am here today to finally let the world know what has happened to our beloved Billy Saturn. The wrestler has been kept in a prison cell and interrogated by officers from both Canada and the United States over the past weeks. But today we will find out why.
The reporter stands there and waits until a man comes up to her. That man is Officer Roberts.
Reporter: Hello, Officer Roberts! I hear you have some information to provide to the general public on Billy Saturn.
Officer Roberts: Yes, indeed I do. Billy Saturn is currently in jail in a special location that will remain unnamed. We have received legal permission from the government to do whatever it takes to get the truth from him.
Officer Roberts: You might still be wondering what has this man done? Well, two things actually. Firstly, a few months ago we got a member of the Federal Security Service, the Russian secret service, to confess of spying.
Officer Roberts: And we have footage of several encounters between the spy and Billy Saturn. As well as, Billy is listed in the will of the spy. That was reason #1 for the arrest.
Officer Roberts: The second one, is connected to a 1960's serial killer known as the Zodiac Killer. It is suspected that the killer has murdered at least 37 victims in the past. And the week that Billy Saturn was travelling in Northern Carolina, the murdered reappeared after almost 50 years and murdered 2 more victims.
Officer Roberts: We know it was the Zodiac Killer as he left a similar note that we could not decode, with the exact same handwriting. However, we were able to find the gun at the bottom of a pond, near which the 2 victims were murdered.
Officer Roberts: And the gun had fingerprints of one man. Billy Saturn!
Reporter: Wow! That is unbelievable! Can I ask you what is next for this man?
Officer Roberts: If we confirmed everything, he would be in jail for life right now. But we have not. There is 2 flaws. The first one is that the original Zodiac Killer was over 50 years ago and Billy Saturn is not that old. So we can not charge him for those murders.
Officer Roberts: The second one is that the Russian agent we caught, was also resigning in the Northern Carolina area. So there is a possibility of something going on there. However, for now Billy is staying with us and we will try to get as much information as possible out of him. That is all.
Reporter: This story has really developed. Maybe we will find out more next week, as the fate of Billy Saturn looks to lead him as far as possible from the OCW ring.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Has Billy Saturn escaped from the CUBE? What kind of timebending foolishness is this! Is Canada Run by Ryu Matusmoto? Conspiracy!
#freebilly
Valkyrie is standing next to Stacy Clark, in the backstage area
Stacy Clark: Valkyrie. Tonight Zoe really pushed you to your limit. It came down to the wire.
Stacy Clark: But this win is also historical for you. You now hold an official win against every single member of the Women's division, all in one season alone. This is something nobody has ever accomplished before.
Stacy Clark: And it's a pretty long list: Elsa, Kat, Alexa Hayes, Karissa Dawson, Heather Angelo, Terra Daturas, Aerith, Flojo, Ashley Moore, Blaine, Zoe Cohle, Empress, Belle and Dragana Cesar.
Stacy Clark: Some might argue that your wins over Empress and Alexa Hayes were from multiwomen matches, but still. There is just one name missing from this list though…
Valkyrie: Bertha Stigglitz.
Valkyrie: Look, Stacy. First of all, wins don't matter in OCW. Wrestling, just like any other sport, is about taking part, not about winning.
Valkyrie: That said, they always tell us rookies that we should set ourselves some clear goals and do our best to reach them.
Valkyrie: My main focus now is Empress. Even though it looks like I'm not exactly her primary concern since she's busy running a Yakuza syndicate, arguing with her BFF about things that they plotted together up until a few days ago and, apparently, beefing with Flojo as well, whenever she has some spare time.
Valkyrie: That being said, I haven't forgotten about Bertha.
Valkyrie: I asked for a match at the Beach Party but I was denied. They told me she's injured, or faking an injury… which is funny to me: when Stixx broke my knee, I didn't hide. I put my big girl panties on and this knee brace right here and kept doing what I do best.
Valkyrie: I am still doing what I do best: fighting each and every week. Meanwhile Bertha does what she does best: the Roster Page render.
Valkyrie: Anyway. At Consequence I will defend my title against Empress. It won't be easy. But I'm motivated.
Valkyrie: She messed with family, with my friends… it's time for her to face the consequences of her actions.
Valkyrie smirks at the camera and then leaves the scene
The camera pans to the announce team.
That's the champ!
Oh stop sucking up, you are literally supporting a PSYCHOPATH CHARLES. A TINY 5 FOOT PSYCHOPATH!
The camera turns on to the locker room of Elliot Parker. He looked pleased with himself, even though he lost to Danny Watts last week.
Parker: It would seem as if you are disgruntled with me...
Parker: You humans, always letting the most frivolous of matters get the best of you. But you... you are quite the peculiar case, Danny Watts.
Parker: Just the mere mention of your father sent you into a spiraling rage. Your demons have more control over you then we thought! All the more reason to destroy what’s left of this facade of benevolence you portray.
Parker: Then you go and take this anger out on Aisu. What a display that was! If you are going to bring your best fight, then so will I.
Parker: I accept your challenge, but let it be known that you chose this fight. And I will not be responsible for the obliteration of what little remains of your sanity.
Well then!
Careful now!
The scene opens with T.Y. Sparks Jr. in the locker room sitting on a padded chair with a laptop watching a video of B17. As he is watching the match he taps a OCW crew member on the shoulder.
Sparks:You know who I wanna be like?
Crew Member:Not real- Sparks interrupts him
Sparks:I want to be like him Sparks points at the screen I want to be like B17.
The crew member laughs hysterically
Crew member:You really think that you can be like B17! The crew member continues to laugh as he walks away
Sparks:Yes I can and I’ll show you!
Sparks turns his attention back to his computer screen and opens a new tab and types “B17 glasses” into the search bar. When he clicks enter he notices that the glasses are 500 dollars.
Sparks:500 DOLLARS! ARE YOU SERIOUS! Sparks sets down his laptop and starts pacing back and forth before an idea pops into his head
Sparks walks around backstage until he sees the locker room door that says “B17”. He opens the door to see that the room is empty so he steps inside and looks around.
After looking around the room he couldn’t find what he was looking for until on top of Bingo’s bag is B17’s glasses so he grabs them and runs out of the room as the scene fades.
The camera pans to the announce team.
.......
Get the shades!
A.C. COBRA vs CORT MARSHALL
The camera pans to the announce team.
By hook or by crook!
He got it!
The scene opens up with the view on the P3 Soundstage except it looks like it is completely covered in bubble wrap. The camera pans to the live studio audience who are all sitting on bubble wrapped bleachers as well as wearing bubble wrap vests.
As the curtain is pulled back on the main stage we see Mugen, Drago & “Fred” in their own personal bubble balls rolling their way to the main part of the stage followed by Graham Greene who is absolutely wearing no bubble wrap because he’s like Black Batman or something.
Even Mugen’s desk is encased entirely in bubble wrap….Which does it no good after Mugen rolls over it, popping all the bubbles and breaking it immediately.
Mugen and Drago pose for the crowd on the center of the stage.
Mugen: I am Mugen
Drago: And I Drago!
Bubba saunters around from behind the couch in his own bubble and roars. Bubble Bubba, if you will.
Both: And we are…..
The pair awkwardly attempt to roll to each other to do a pose, but they end up bouncing off of each other.
Mugen: Today, we are being xtra, xtra, xtra safe because…….
Drago: Our new security head teaching us more technique to beat up Golden Cobra.
Drago motions towards Graham who smiles and waves at the crowd who are cheering wildly and popping their bubble wrap in joy.
Mugen: Graham what do you have for us?
Drago attempts to pose for a strike but instead awkwardly rolls back and forth at Graham.
Graham: Well ya know, I’m gonna teach ya some techniques that me grampappy learned when he wuz fighting in the Kumite.
Drago: I’m thought that was myth. Guy who told that story was apparently number one bullshet.
Graham: Don’t you say that man. Grampappy was a proper legend. Like he was Black Frank Dux or somefin.
Mugen: I thought Frank Dux was just a character played by Jean Claude Van Dam.
Graham: Yuh here to learn or wot. If ya keep questioning me story I’ma slap ya in the gabber like i was Black Jean Claude Van Dam or somefin.
Drago: Dam!
Mugen backs off holding his hands up even though he is in the protective bubble.
Graham: Now first order of bizness. We’ve gon teach ya fellas the proper spin kick.
Graham performs a picture perfect 360 degree jumping spinning kick to the amazement of not only the crowd but P3 and “Fred” as well.
Drago: WAOW!
Graham: Now I’d like to see ya fellas try that as well.
Mugen attempts the 360 spin kick only to fall in the bubble and start rolling across the stage. Drago completes it perfectly in his bubble to a roar from the crowd.
Graham: POIFECT! BRILLIANT! I think we’ve got ourselves a real natral here at kicking. Now let’s raise the stakes a bit.
Graham pulls out a small knife from the inside pocket of his Union Jacket. Both Drago and Mugen start backing off and begin to roll backwards.
Mugen: WHOA WHOA WHOA. We can’t use a knife in a wrestling match.
Graham: This ain’t a wrestling match mate. You two are IN A FIGHT. And you’ve got to draw first blood.
Drago: That thing gonna pop bubble! We gonna die because no air!
Graham: Listen, I know wot I’m doing hea. I’m like Black John Rambo or somefin. Now watch and learn.
Graham somehow perfectly attaches the knife handle to the bottom of his loafers. Almost like they were made for each other. Graham does a few spin kicks to the air with the knife shoes and we see the air get cut open.
Graham: Now picture this mates. Tre Golden and his massive fro and that………….that………..what is AC Cobra exactly?
Both Mugen and Drago shrug in their bubbles. Bubba shrug roars with them.
Graham: Roight. So these blokes got knives on them and they corner you in a dark alley. Wot do you do?
Drago: Call the cops?
Mugen: Message Our """"Hero"""" about workplace violence?
Drago: Oh yeah, that good idea. HR gonna ruin their career!
Graham: NO! You defend yaselves, else ya dead!
Graham suddenly does a thrust kick in their direction! Mugen scrambles away at the last moment but the knife nicks Drago’s bubble. The bubble starts to depressurize and Drago starts choking, grabbing his throat.
Mugen: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
Graham: That’s wot happens wh-
Mugen interrupts him by bumping into him with the bubble, knocking Graham right on his arse. Mugen rolls up to Drago, who is coughing and making Ahnuld noises trying to get air, his eyes almost bulging out of their sockets.
Drago: AUUGHHAUUUGHHHH!!!!
Drago then stops moving, looking as if he’s dead.
Mugen: WHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!??! POR QUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Graham turns to the audience with a look of confidence.
Graham: That’s wot happens in deez streets. They’re restless fam.
As Graham drones on and on, Drago starts moving again and picks up Mugen’s bubble. Bubba can be seen in the corner smiling devilishly.
Graham: It’s like Man vs. Wild up in here, y’know? I’m like a black Bear Grylls or somefin!
Mugen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Drago then tosses the bubble at Graham, bouncing it off his head and throwing him into a pile of explosive bubble wrap.
Graham: BUGGER ME
The camera pans to the announce team.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS INSANE, IS EVERYONE CRAZY? BUT ME???!!!!
