The OCW logo on the X-tron begins to flicker in and out before it goes to static. As the static clears out we get the image of The Overlord of OCW, The Lord of the Lariat, The Emperor of the Enzuguri, Mugen at a podium.

Mugen: Ladies and gentlemen of Turmoil land. Not you Jack. It is I, your esteemed Overlord of OCW direct to you from my office in the OCW HQ. Now I come direct to you via satellite because...........

Mugen looks around thinking of something to say with his "thinking" face.

Mugen: Honestly, I just don't want to be there and catch whatever diseases you have in that savage land we call Turmoil. Now I come to speak to all the boys and girls in the back and to the OCW Universe because well.....just take a look at the sign on my podium.

Mugen points down at the sign in front of the podium.

Mugen: I'm here to make Turmoil great again because, I'll be honest, it's been pretty awful. Now let me run down the roster here with some assistance from my colleagues.

Mugen motions for people to come on camera as we see Molly and Lacy stand on opposite sides of Mugen holding 8" x 10" photos. Molly flips the first card to show Turmoil's Champion Jackson Montgomery.

Mugen: Ah here we go, Turmoil's Champion and Parker Stevens' 7th illegitimate bastard son Jackson Montgomery. You have some potential but..........I got to see some more out of you. You got to be more like your father and be less of a dummy. What I can say is that he's definitely done a lot better than Parker's other sons who are in the business.

Molly: I don't think they are related.

Mugen: What? Oh come on, look at him, he's got Parker's eyes and that weird nose. It's the nose woman. Now I knows a nose when I see a nose you know.

Molly shrugs as Lacy flips the next photo to show Bill Ding.

Mugen: Now that's a man who knows how to work up a sweat WOO.

Molly flips the next photo to show Sebastian Abbott.

Mugen: Liked it better when he had the beard going for him. Looks like he's dropped 25 pounds and 5 years by getting rid of that thing.

Lacy brings up the next photo of Malu.

Mugen: Malu.....yea, I wouldn't mess with a Samoan. Nope.

Molly brings up the next photo of B-17.

Mugen: Here we go. Turmoil royalty and the first big money maker for The C4 Sports Agency. Look at what I've done for the kid. Made him money, got him girls, got him popularity. B-17 should be Turmoil Champion, not Parker's son.

Molly: Once again, they aren't related.

Mugen: Pshhhhhhhhhh, you know I ain't fooled woman.

Molly sighs and shakes her head as Lacy brings up a group photo of Dia De Los Muertes.

Mugen: Honestly, they might be the most entertaining comedy gimmick that I've had the pleasure of witnessing in my whole entire career.

Molly: They aren't a comedy gimmick though.

Mugen: What? But they make me laugh all the time! They must be a comedy act. NEXT PHOTO

Molly brings up the photo of Dennis Black and Madison Cox.

Mugen: Aha! Along with B-17, they are probably two of my other favorite people in Turmoil. Much luck and prosperity to them.

Lacy brings up the photo of Kassidy Hayes.

Mugen: He was definitely Team Edward. No doubt about that.

Lacy: Why do you know about that?

Mugen looks at Lacy without saying a word.

Mugen: I plead the fifth.

Lacy sighs as she brings up a photo of Big Ed and Gentlemen Jack.

Mugen: Ah! Large Edward and Boy Jack!

Molly: It's Big Ed and Gentlemen Jack.

Mugen: Whatever. See he's useful because look at him. Look at that sheer size, he will be perfect for the wall.

Molly: The wall?

Mugen: Yes, the wall. See OCW Universe, I can no longer tolerate the mediocrity that Turmoil breeds and I want to prevent that from spilling over to the flagship show, Riot. As a result, if I am elected President of the United States.....

Molly: You aren't running for President......

Mugen: Shush, if I am elected President of United States of OCW, the first thing I am going to do is build a wall around Turmoil. Best part about it, we are going to make Turmoil build it themselves. Look, we can use Large Edward, Bill Ding, we got the manpower, now we just have to act! It's going to be HUUUUUUUGE.

Molly: You can't build a wall around something that isn't really physically tangible.

Mugen: SILENCE! I'm going to put a big fat door in the middle of the wall so the only time Turmoil people can come to Riot is after we screen them. Do you want those Turmoil heathens coming over to Riot and raping the women and children here?

Lacy sarcastically gasps as Molly shakes her head again in disbelief.

Mugen: If I am elected President, I will also bring back Margarita Fridays at the OCW HQ.

Molly: Well, I'm okay with that.

Mugen pounds on the podium a few times emphatically.

Mugen: And lastly! I will restore balance to a show that used to be great. We have seen some of the OCW greats come through Turmoil and well lately I have been left mostly dissatisfied. I should never leave Turmoil dissatisfied because I never lose. I'm a winner.

Mugen moves away from the podium while grabbing the microphone.

Mugen: Turmoil! We will rebuild you, hell, I will rebuild you! Once we build the wall! Mugen, 2016! Vote for me!

Mugen drops the microphone as he flashes two Vs for Victory with his hands. The scene cuts out to static again.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
	Tom? TOM???

	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
	I guess it's past his bed time. What a night. That's all we have time for. See you all next week.