B-17: I’m going to ask one more time. Where is the Shiseido BENEFIANCE Cleansing Foam?

A slight Asian Boy stood across from B-17. He smiled, but he seemed not to understand.

B-17: CLEANSING FOAM. FOR MY FACE. YOU KNOW?

B-17 motioned upwards and pointed to his face.

The arguing had attracted the attention of other shoppers. But they quickly turned and went as far as avoiding the beauty products aisle altogether.

B-17 had resumed the search and was tossing products from the shelf. The Asian store assistant just continued to watch with a polite smile on his face.

B-17: F**k you and that f**king grin. This f**king establishment is atrocious, how the f**k are you out of my products?

The intercom system crackled to life: Hellu. Listtle girl missing. Parents up frunt. Dank you.

The change to B-17’s demeanor was startling. He stood up straight, and immediately walked away. He jogged lightly up to the front of the store. Seeing two obvious parents waiting next to the customer service desk he leapt over check out tables to many protests from cashiers.

B-17: Alright, what do we know? Where was she last seen?

Mom: Um..de cereal aisle.

B-17 reached over the counter and grabbed a radio from a shocked employee.

B-17: All units converge on the cereal aisle! I repeat all available units to the cereal aisle. I want a perimeter set up from the frozen foods to hair and makeup!

At a brisk pace, B-17 passed by nervous shoppers who gave him a wide berth. Shooting up the cereal aisle he didn’t see any employees nor the missing girl but there was a single box laying on the ground. B-17 stooped to pick it up, it was open and a trail of Fruit Loops fell out of it. Bingo threw the box down in disgust.

B-17: Abducted while eating Fruit Loops, what has this world come to?

A gentle laugh made B-17 look up. There she was on top of the shelving.

B-17: Little girl. Little girl come down. I’m here to rescue you.

She just giggled.

B-17 smiled and reached his hand up to her: Jump, I will catch you...don’t you recognize me? I was in the blockbuster Aftershock. I’m a hero. I will save you.

The little girl laughed and threw a box of cereal down at B-17.

B-17: What are you doing?

She threw another box down and laughed.

B-17: Don’t, little girl. I’m a hero. I’m a good guy.

Two more boxes came down in answer.

B-17: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU? GET THE F**K DOWN HERE NOW, YOU STUPID CHILD! GET DOWN HERE YOU BITCH!

The little girl's eyes went wide...as wide as they could go. She started to cry. Loudly


Two police officers appeared at the end of the aisle: YOU! Stay dare!

The officers came running one after the other.

BINGO PUNCH!

BINGO PUNCH!

Bingo looked down at the two officers. He considered for a moment his predicament:

S****y movie.
Open murder investigation (innocent).
Shane had disappeared (innocent).
Numerous speeding tickets (not innocent).
Assaulted two police officers.
....That c**t Ashley Blain had threatened to fire him if he didn’t return.

Bingo’s time in Japan had come to an end.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	B-17 is another guy whos attitude has changed here recently.
	BINGO PUNCH!

The camera pans to the titantron as we take a look at what happened after Sophia vs Pyra.

Holding her side, Sophia follows Bertha's trail out of Terminal 5. Her pace quickens as she regains her stamina, soon changing from a staggering gait to running. Sophia bursts through the double doors leading out towards the parking garage, stopping at the curb to catch her breath and try to get a glimpse of Bertha’s whereabouts. At that moment, tires screech as Bertha’s black limo races by Sophia out of the garage. Meanwhile, back in the ring, the referee raises Pyra’s hand in victory due to a no-contest.

Out of frustration, Sophia grabs a stone off the ground and chucks it in the speeding cars’ direction.

Sophia: COWARD!!

Sophia: I’LL BE SEEING YOU SOON, STIGGLITZ!!...DEVIL’S NIGHT, YOU B***H!!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	You tell her SOPHIA!!!
	Looks like it's time for our main event.

	North American championship on the line. Who would have thought it?
	Leon Valentine vs Kassidy Hayes and it's next.

(North American Championship Match/No DQ Match!)

Leon Valentine (c)

vs

Kassidy Hayes

The camera pans to the announce team.

	...
	...

We're not done just yet...