The scene opens in a room backstage with the Daddeh Bill Ding at your service, hard hat on and ready to show the fresh faces around. On the wall hangs a backdrop of a city skyline printed on it. On the floor he has rolled out an ‘official’ brick patterned berber carpet, leading us down to some tables set up with various items along the way.

As the segment begins we can hear Ding singing along to his entrance music as it plays.

Ding: We built this city on rock and rolllllllll, we built this citay on hustle particlllllllleessssss!

Ding: Oh, why hello there. Good evenin’ boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, friends and frauds! This is YOUR Hardcore Champion here, THE Hardcore Daddeh, Bill Ding!

Ding: I thought I'd just take it upon mahself to be THE welcoming committee for some of these Riot folk visitin’ The Ding Citay here tonight.

Ding: One, that I might add, the Ding been gettin’ to know mightay well…. more or less by the end of a kendo stick, but I digress.

Ding: Mistah TOBANE FRRRROST!

Ding walks down the brick carpet up to a table with an arrangement of fruit.

Ding: Now let's see here, we got this wonderful display of fiiiine fruits here. Let's have a little tasty taste, shall we?

Ding leans in closer to the display and take a whiff.

Ding: OH! Oh mah, what is goin’ on here??

Ding picks up a bunch of grapes by the stem and holds them up.

Ding: My oh my, why this fruit here is ROTTEN! Rotten to the core!! How fittin’ for the newbie.

Ding: Now but wait a minute here, despite our differences we wanna welcome our newcomer, right? Let's see what else we got.

The camera follows Ding as he moves onto the next spread, which appears to be varies finger foods and snacks such as fancy meats, cheeses, and crackers.

Ding: Hmm don’t mind if I do!

Ding grabs a cracker and takes a nibble, only to stop immediately and begin spitting it out in disgust.

Ding: What the- why this cracker is STALE! All these snacks gotta be tired and expired, just like---

Ding stops himself again, and begins to smile.

Ding: Now now, ok well let's not be too hasty now. We are the welcoming committee after all! I know this last thing is gonna be a treat!

At the end of the display is a snowman (yes an actual snowman) decked out with a top hat, carrot nose, button eyes and mouth, and of course, purple face paint.

Ding: And what's this?? What is a SNOWMAN doin’ here in this ring? Well lemme tell ya somethin’, this here is good ol’ Tobin Frosty the snowman.

Ding turns to the table and picks up a blowtorch.

Ding: And THIS… is what happens once he steps into MAH house!

We hear a sizzling noise as Ding turns on the blowtorch. He takes it to the snowman and it begins to melt until it becomes nothing but a puddle of purple water.

Ding: If you can't take the heat, then get yo’ ass out tha kitchen! HAHAHA!

Ding readjusts his hardhat and stares into the camera as it zooms in.

Ding: Well, I suppose that's as ‘warm’ a welcome you gonna get, huehuehue. Anywho, I sure hope you enjoy your stay, sir… I’ll be seein’ ya REAL SOON.

Ding: This is your hustle particle hustler, Bill Ding, SIGNIN’ OFF!

Ding flashes a toothy grin and a thumbs up as the scene ends.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He built this city!
	Will Tobin crush that city come Wrestlution though?

	Capitain Ass takes on Bray and it's coming up next.
	This should be interesting.

Captain Ass

vs

Bray

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Just like that...
	...

Matsuda saunters through the backstage area. Staff and Talent alike gawk as he walks by.

Some are staring in wonder at the appearance of this OCW Legend, others at the audacity of the EX Division Champion walking through Dennis Black’s domain.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Can it be?
	MATSUDA MOTHER F**KER!!!

We come back from a Jack Links beef jerky commercial advertising their new Madison Cox flavour. The camera pans out to show Seb Abbott fixated on the telly, while seated in the locker room.

Seb: Hmm stick some Cox in your mouth, catchy slogan.

???: Beats the chew some Pugh jingle they had.

Seb turned stunned that someone else was in here with him. Standing behind Seb was the intern Ginger.

Ginger: So next week is the Versus memorial match, as it draws closer are you nervous?

Seb: Well yea a little, I might have Cactus' number but Bray he's an odd one. Dustin is a bro I have nothing against him, but I want this win.

Ginger: Hmm ok, I don't like your chances but you've had some strange luck other than being beaten blue by that useless guy.

Seb: Don't remind me about how I lost a shot at Wrestlution. I've had enough of your questions, please I want to watch the ladies duke it out.

Seb turned back to the tv as Sophia vs Madison flashed up as the next match to be shown.

Seb: Sit if you want but no talking, it's team Nate vs Team Drago. We gotta root for Cox on this. Here Ginge chew some Pugh jerky.

The Englishman tossed a packet of Pugh jerky to the intern who had taken a seat as the scene fades out to the announce team...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh yeah, we have a Versus memorial fatal 4 way next week.
	That could be your chance Seb. Do it for Versus. Make him proud.

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