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We pan back to the conference room, we see Ryu is leaning back in his chair, bored out of his mind.

We see a corporate type droning on about something to Ryu, making his pitch. As Molly continues supervising intently arms crossed.

SUIT:... is where all the rejects go. Things that aren’t up to snuff or at the level that you’d find competent. But we’ve got some real gems here too, diamond in the rough type deals.

Molly sighs, and intercedes to make sure the deal goes as intended

MOLLY: Ok, and what exactly do these rejects do at your place of business?

SUIT: Mostly stand around idle, some times we position them in ways to make them look valuable… but for the most part they’re really not.

SUIT: To be frank, that's not where our value is. Our value is in marketing, branding, and location.

RYU: Ugggggggggh, when can this be done! Where do I sign?!

SUIT: Already sold?! Excellent, this is really perfect timing for our company! Let's take care of the formalities.

 

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Straight to the point.

I bet he's really signing for some robots that dispose of trash so he doesn't have too.

 

 

The scene opens inside the ring with Wrex pacing around in it, a microphone in one hand and a kendo stick in the other. Jimmy stands in the corner of the ring with a microphone of his own in one hand rested by his side. He waits for Wrex, who continues walking around for a few moments taking in the Lution season atmosphere before finally putting the mic to his mouth.

Wrex:
As I’m sure the lot of you have heard by now B-17 has been suspended slash fired. And won’t be making it to the Final Investment at Wrestlution. Any of you here who was looking forward to the chaos that would bring, do not worry, the match is still going ahead.. as a three man ladder match. Sorry to say Lee, but it's only going to be you against Jimmy and me.

Jimmy smiles wryly towards the crowd as Wrex walks over to the ropes facing the rampway, as he leans onto them he puts the mic back to his mouth to continue.

Wrex:
Sometimes the odds ain’t fair, but I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that. Can’t say I feel for you in this situation though, not me. I’ve had to deal with two people you’ve managed to p*ss off in the past after all. But knowing you I’m sure you’ve already got some “master plan” for Lution so I’m going to be a courteous host and open the floor to you. I promise I’ll try and not take the moment to beat the everloving s**t out of you with this nice little stick, but I was never the best at keeping them.

He signals to Jimmy, asking if he wants to say anything on the matter. Jimmy lifts his mic to speak.

Jimmy:
Well Austin, what can I say? Looks like Turmoil is in remission. I think we might have actually beaten cancer, and we didn’t even need to try that hard. Although to be honest, those people get it…

Jimmy points to 2 signs in the crowd, one reading “Cancer Cured Cancer” and another reading “Ding > Bing”.

Jimmy:
The fact is Mr. Marvelous, after weeks and weeks of putting up with your shite, it looks like you are going to be outnumbered at Lution. Your boy ain’t hear to hold your hand. Just like you 2 did to Ding last week, we gonna whoop you. Karma’s a bitch!

Jimmy: Fortunately, what that means for these “sheep”, as you like to call them, is that they are in for a great match at Lution. The shackles of shame & shadiness have been loosened. When it comes to it, Wrex & I will be able to deal with you early, then go toe-to-toe and gives these fans the spectacle they deserve. Knowing that whoever comes out on top, comes out deservedly on top.

Jimmy: As Wrex was saying, Austin, the floor is yours to come and spout more of your nonsense. Feel free to take a raincheck: stay backstage and save us all the time and effort it takes to listen to you....

 

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#Austin Lee steps through the ropes not taking his eyes off of Wrex or Jimmy Henry as he walks to the center of the ring and holds his hand in the air, demanding a microphone be thrown to him. As a loud Austin sucks chant begins to break out from the crowd, causing #Austin Lee to miss the microphone being thrown to him.

#Austin Lee sighs as he walks over to the microphone, picking it up and going to speak only for the microphone to fail as it cuts out before #Austin can even get one word out.

The sounds of laughter and the chants of Austin Sucks grows louder and louder throughout the arena as #Austin Lee walks over to the rope getting assistance from a stage hand who seems to be struggling with the microphone just as much as #Austin is.

Seconds tick by as #Austin continues on the struggle bus as everything continues to spiral downhill around him as it grows closer and closer to Wrestlution.

#Austin Lee snatches the microphone from the stage hand as he finally gets to work correctly:
See this is what is wrong with you people…..

#Austin points at Wrex and Jimmy before realizing what he just said.

#Austin Lee:
Wait no I didn’t mean it like that. DAMNIT!!!!

#Austin goes to kick the bottom rope but somehow finds a way to completely miss it.

#Austin Lee:
You have got to be kidding me….. What is wrong with this world….. everything was going to plan…. Invictus was the main draw on Turmoil….. I pick up the biggest win in my career weeks before the biggest match in the history of Turmoil as Invictus was going to claim the Future of this show….

#Austin Lee: But then what happened ? Invictus was cut down, chopped up and kicked to the curb… big brother Sid was sent home and my best friend was suspended…..

A “You screwed Ding” chant begins to slowly build in the arena…

#Austin Lee does his best to continue on as the crowd continues to chant:
And yet you two want to come out here and make jokes and make light of the matter. But yet it seems to be something afoot here around Wrestlution….

#Austin Lee: Last year after busting my ass, fighting my way onto to card I was pumped down and told just go out there and kill some time for us...

#Austin Lee: Yet fast forward a year and look at what is going on again….. I have the odds stacked against me as I have to fight two Scottish rejects who will do everything to prevent me from taking what is rightfully mine.

#Austin Lee: The Future of this show belongs to me and no conspiracy will ever stop me from achieving that destiny….

Jimmy laughs sarcastically shaking his head, before raising his mic to retort.

Jimmy:
Destiny? You didn’t even win your qualifier! You had Sid beat-up Joe, and neither of us have heard from him since, you animal. In fact, you shouldn’t even be in the match! There are a ton of guys backstage more deserving of the opportunity…

Jimmy: Cactus, Dustin, Seb, Hudsy… Hell, even Bray or Jett would treat that briefcase with more respect. You’ve been out here bullying people for months, and now your friends have disappeared - you’re trying to play the victim, talking about conspiracies? Ha, that is pure pathetic!

Jimmy takes a pause, taking in the cheer from the crowd.

#Austin Lee:
You being a hero is a conspiracy to cover the fact you can’t get the job done….. That's why you walk around holding the leash of that ticking time bomb you call a human being….

Jimmy: At Wrestlution, you will have to get in the ring with Wrex & myself, and we’re gonna cash every last one of those cheques that your stupid mouth has been writing. And there ain’t nothing you can do about it…

No music hits as Jimmy continues to talk but slowly he realises the fans are no longer watching, their attention turned towards the ramp. On his way to the ring wearing an “Against All Gods” vest top is none other the man we saw leaving Regan's office earlier in the show. He clambers into the ring as the Future Investment competitors look between each other in confusion. The Hall of Famer collects a microphone and stands dead centre of the ring, placing himself directly inside the Wrex, Jimmy, Lee triangle.

Trance:
I see you guys have some nice little plans all laid out for Lution, that's cute, I'm happy for you, I really am. I had some nice plans for Lution too, I was going to destroy Loki and then ride off into the sunset never to return. Instead, I get a call to say Loki has been committed to a mental rehabilitation centre, that's fine, I can deal with that, it's one less match. Instead of hauling my ass to Japan I can stay at home with my pregnant wife…

#Austin Lee: You look like you're carrying twins yourself big fella

Trance shakes his head, ignoring Austin.

Trance:
So, I turn up to the arena, fully expecting to get to smack the yellow out of Sids teeth. Turns out he's sick, so that doesn't go ahead. Then I get told I need to go to Regan’s office, fancy important business meeting. Then Mr Takahari who is covering for Regan lays it all out for me, says that he's sorry, but something's have to be done and he's sad it has to end this way.

The confusion subsides as the fans and the men in the ring put two and two together.

Trance:
It has become glaringly obvious that the people of Turmoil don't want me to be here, the last bastion of the old world, truth be told, I don't want to be here either. Truth be told I really, really want to be at home with my wife instead of sharing this ring with a glorified stuntman, a possible sex offender and whatever the hell Austin Lee is trying to be. Unfortunately, you absolute fucksticks are completely incapable of conducting yourselves like professionals, unfortunately you have to go and allow someone to ruin your big chance at the biggest festival of wrestling our industry has ever seen.

#Austin Lee: Whatever I am ? I am 6’5 250lbs of Muscle, steel and sex appeal their tons of fun don't ever forget it.. Talk to me when you learn how to conduct yourself at a buffet.

Jacob tuts, reaching into his pocket, drawing out the final remaining envelope.

Trance:
What was that Austin? I couldn't hear you over the sound of a three count being made against you.

Some members of the audience snicker.

Trance:
You know Mr Takahari, you almost got me to do this. Those two offers, they were nice, but…

Without another word Trance kicks Jimmy fairly in the balls, driving him to the ground. In the momentary confusion, he rounds on Wrex, landing a firm headbutt that knocks him to the floor. The force of the impact causes his own skull to bleed. Austin realises what is about to happen and charges, hoping to get the upper hand. Instead, he's launched into the air, being met with a codebreaker on the way down for his troubles.

Trance:
Allow me to make it a little bit clearer.

Trance rolls out of the ring and searches underneath, the fans roar their approval when a ladder is presented and slid into the ring, followed swiftly by Trance. As he's setting it up Wrex begins to stir only to be met with a running knee to the head. Jimmy receives a stamp to the face to further incapacitate his near castrated form. In some sort of strang ritual Wrex is dragged and laid on top of Austin and then Henry is placed at the summit of the dog pile. Jacob grins demonically as he looks from his creation to the ladder before climbing.

He stands at the very top, allowing the tension to build. He prepares, but instead steps down the rungs, picking up the microphone.

Trance:
You jackasses aren't getting that for free. I'll see you all next week, but more importantly…

Trance points towards the Wrestlution sign hanging up in the arena, before leaving the other three men alone in the ring to recover.

 

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

WHAT???

AHAHAHAHAHAHA... Good for you Trance.

It's time for our main event as Tiberius Dupree takes on Tobin Frost!

This is sure to be one for the ages!

 

It's a Match!

(Non Title!)

 

Tobin Frost (c)

vs

Tiberius Dupree

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The camera pans to the announce team.

Now that's how it's done!

What a match!

Well, that's all she wrote. Join us next week for our go home show and remember. Turmoil is Wednesday!

It's going to be awesome. See you all next Wednesday. Goodnight and god bless.

 

 

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