Capo: Alright folks welcome back to Speak Easy, today’s special guess is Justin Jehst…
Cap: I have to admit, I saw a couple of your matches, and I was impressed. You clearly learned a lot in the KHSADA training, Shout out to Kass!!
Jehst: Some of the greatest trainers in the world helped prepare me for this stage. I’ve had years of combat experience from wrestling, boxing, karate, and also ground karate!
Capo: True indeed, so my next question is what brought you to OCW? Is this a passion or pleasure for you?
Jehst: OCW is both a passion and a pleasure for me. I came here out of passion; I want to be a star like I should have been in Hollywood. Combining my martial prowess with my elite showmanship I know I can reach the top! And when I reach the top, when I get some gold around my waist, it will be a pleasure to look at all my haters back in Hollywood and rub it in their grubby, smug mugs!
Capo: A lot of guys don’t make it in OCW. Whether it be Cardio issues, PEDs, Bad attitudes….Are you here for the long run?
Jehst: Rome wasn’t built with forks, Capo… Wait, that’s not it… Um… The point is - - - I’m here to build a legacy. I’m here to grind my way to that proverbial glass ceiling and SHATTER THAT SUMBITCH! I want to fight the best of the best, and I’ll only be satisfied once I beat every last person on the roster! So yeah, you can count me in for more than just a season ticket, my man!
Capo: What's your workout plan like? A lot of young wrestlers try to find the right balance, whether its arms day, legs, cardio, strength training, endurance training---What is Jehst doing to get better day in and out?
Jehst: Well when I’m not here in the arena throwing my clenched fists into the side of peoples cake holes, I’m usually down at the local gym getting busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad! Full body workouts, hitting the heavy bag, whatever I need to do to keep me trim and strong! But it’s not all about how hard you hit the gym, Capo! I read, I act, I dance like a maniac! I’m a showman, baybay! It doesn’t matter if you can throw a kick, if your promos don’t pack a punch!
Capo: Yo dance??? I challenge you to a dance off, somebody throw on some dance music!!
The studio opens up as dance music comes on and he two wrestlers start to stretch as applauds fill the room. Capo starts doing his classic Revin up the Harley dance moves while Jehst takes centre stage with classic Michael Jackson moves. A small moonwalk, an MJ spin, and finally into a crotch grab/point topped off with an MJ “HOOOOOOO”.
Capo and Jehst both bust out into tears of laughter followed by daps. The small group of fans who received backstage passes to Episode One of SpeakEasy are cheering the two on. The two make it back to the interview table.
Capo: My man, you seem like you bring loads of energy to the Fed. We are all happy to have you here.
Jehst: It’s that energy that the fans feed off, Capo! You get back what you put into this business, and I plan on giving and getting a lot!
Capo: Ok, so who do you follow here in OCW? Anyone that stands out to you?
Jehst: Well, as you would know the company recently released a lot of OCW superstars due to a PED scandal, many of whom were top guys, holding championships no less. That gives the rest of us Turmoil guys a chance to step up and challenge each other to see who will rise to the top of the pile. So in that sense I’m watching everybody like a hawk. I’ve got monitors set up in the Jehst Cave playing matches for studying purposes. Barry takes notes for me when I’m not there, so I’m constantly working, Capo, I’m sure you know the feeling; don’t think I haven’t noticed the work you’ve been doing here either.
Capo: Much appreciated Jehst, we have to work hard to climb the ranks.
Capo:Ok last question, What are your goals for the year? What can fans expect to see out of you before the big OCW Summer festivities that are approaching?
Jehst: The Hollywood Mauler’s goals for this year are simple. I want to be challenged, and rise to those challenges. I want to be the showman I always knew I could be. A championship is always something I will strive for but I know I have to earn that title shot, so in the meantime my goal is to notch up as many high profile wins as I can, and if a title shot follows, I’ll be ready. But for now, I need to go get ready for my match with Ricky.
Capo:True indeed, I hope you are ready for the Dragon, he is fierce and underestimated!!
Capo: Well that ends this week's episode of Speak Easy. Join us next week with special Tag Team guests Code Terror!!
Fans applaud as the camera men yell CUT!
Capo: Listen Jehst, I want to personally invite you out to our next casting call in a few weeks. You seem like you have the talent. Take my phone number and let’s build in the coming weeks.
Jehst I KNOW I have the talent, big man! Once they see me on the big screen the calls will keep on coming! I’ll be sure to keep in touch.
The two Turmoil stars shake hands before Jehst turns around and walks out of the room
The camera pans to the announce team.
Jehst has been all over this show.
Rookies are stepping up and showing out.
Ricky The Dragon vs. Justin Jehst
The camera pans to the announce team.
Good game.
The kids these days just say gg.
FloJo: Ladies and Gentlemen: Welcome to TURMOIL IS FLOJO!!!
FloJo: Okay, Just kidding. Welcome to The FloJo Invitational!
Crowd applauses
FloJo: The purpose of this is quite simple: I wanna prove that I can stand on my own against some of OCW's seasoned vets...
FloJo: (Actually this is just remediation after getting chewed out.)
FloJo:*ahem* Anyway, this should last until the 200th ep of Turmoil.
Crowd cheers as FloJo nods and paces around the ring. FloJo then points towards the X-Tron.
FloJo:Okay, bookers in the back, send me my first opponent...!
The FloJo Invitational
The camera pans to the announce team.
Never going to complain about bombshells.
Well you could but it might not be the smartest move.
Scene opens up backstage where Code Terror is being interviewed.
Reporter: Code Terror is it true…
Code Jackman cuts the reporter off.
Code Jackman: Is it true what? What is it now? You know what I am not going to answer your question. Listen since Tay and myself got to the arena we were being looked up and down by everyone in the locker room.
Tay Terror: Exactly, everyone backstage thinks they can take us or something. However, everyone knows what happens when you try to mess with the greatest tag team on OCW.
Code Jackman: And however we are tag team champions.
Tay Terror: And however no one can stop us for getting more belts to put around our waist.
Code Jackman: We can go on and on and on. First I want to make an announcement but not back stage because I do not know where people are hiding around corners. Almost everyone is as small as Mr. future investment Ricky the small dragon.
The camera pans to the crowd camera as Code Terrors entrance hits.
Code Jackman: Are you people not entertained?
The crowd begins to boo.
Tay Terror: We don’t need to entertain you people. You are all a bunch of crooked tooth hillbillies. I'll hop the barricade and smack the shit out all of you so shut up.
More of the crowd begins to boo and chant YOU SUCK.
Code Jackman: We are here because a week ago we both were looking at a list of tag teams on Turmoil. And quite frankly there really isn’t any.
Tay Terror: You are damn right Code. You see we need a challenge here because we are on top of the mountain. So anyone in the back want a piece of these titles well it’s showtime. Bring one tag team, or bring them all.
Code Jackman: Tay we say that because the people earlier were too scared to jump us then so why would they face us out here in the ring with a bunch of dumbasses who bought tickets not to see us?
As if on cue, the theme of recently debuted star Joseph Diamond begins playing throughout the arena. However, he is not alone, for he is accompanied by Frankie Highwood and Maria Stafford. The three seem to have formed a solid alliance over the past few weeks, and they now confront the tag team champions. Highwood, microphone in hand, directs his attention to the champs in the ring.
Frankie: Whoa, easy there, moustache. I think you two may be getting a bit ahead of yourselves out there.
Diamond: You two say that there aren’t any tag teams left for you to compete with, but I think you might need to check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, or, I should say, before we wreck you.
Frankie: And to keep it frank-
Diamond: -I like that.
Frankie: -We think, since you offered so kindly, that you two need to realize that there’s some new blood here in Turmoil. Joey and I, we ain’t just a couple of nobodies who claim that we’re taking over. No, we are taking over. You might not know it, but we will take those precious championships away from you two, and we will make our mark… What do you think of that, OCW faithful!?
Frankie throws his hands up, expecting a rain of applause, but he gets a negative reaction, despite his wishes. The crowd, having not forgotten what he did to Justin Jehst, do not show any love for him. Frankie looks legitimately hurt, and Maria begins comforting him as DIamond takes the lead.
Diamond: Moustache Man, Murder Man, MM&MM, you two can spend the next hour standing there looking like a couple of D-Tier comic book villains, you guys can monologue all you want to, but much like every villain in both movie, comic and television history, when you get caught monologuing, the heroes will always step in to save the day. And the three of them are standing right in front of you.
Code Jackman: Hey tay who the hell are these guys?
Tay Terror: Looks like some more people we have to put in their place.
Having a fire seemingly lit underneath her, Maria snatches the microphone from Joseph Diamond and speaks shrilly into the mic.
Maria: I don’t know who you think you are, talking to Frankie like that, but let me make one thing clear; sooner or later, you will pay attention to us, and you will respect us.
Tay Terror : Umm… Not sure if i am mistaken but did I run into backstage earlier?
Code Jackman: Tay that, well that was someone else.
Code Jackman: Well little miss thing, what are you going to do about this?
Maria: Well, since you’re sooo sure that you can handle us, why don’t you go one-on-one with Frankie?
