As the camera switches to backstage we see Justin Jehst arriving into the arena with his duffle bag in hand. As he walks with purpose, focusing for his match against Jimmy Henry he is interrupted by a very attractive, raven-haired woman in classy corporate attire. She walks right up to Jehst and stops him in his tracks.
Woman: Mr. Justin? I’m Elsa; I will be your stylist and agent for your business in the OCW.
Jehst: I’m sorry, what?
Elsa: I am your stylist and agent for your business in - - -
Jehst: No, I heard that, but where did you come from? Who assigned you?
Elsa: My boss, Mr. Capo. He has the movie studio, yes? He brought me here to learn and to teach you the dressing appropriately for the style.
Jehst: Where are you from?
Elsa: Sweden, Mr. Justin.
Jehst: Ah, ok, that explains the jumbled English. Well, if Capo’s assigned you to help me out, who am I to turn that down?
Elsa: Great! Let’s begin; empty your sport bag please.
Jehst: Why would I do that?
Elsa: I will throw away your old clothes, give you new clothes; better clothes.
Jehst: But I’ve had this attire since my developmental days!
Elsa: Exactly, Mr. Justin. Time for new you!
Elsa begins rummaging through the duffle bag and pulling out elbow pad covers, kick pads, trunks, etc and throws them in a nearby trash can.
Jehst: HEY!!
Elsa: New you, Mr. Justin! This is good for you! Fresh start. We will trim your ugly beard too; too long for the movies, perfect length for YouTube. We make you look Gerard Butler, “300”, yes?
Jehst: Ok, well I trust you know what you’re doing, Elsa.
Elsa: I know what to do. I have doing work for Hollywood stars before. I will get you ready to be a star here, and also I will get you work in the movies, with Capo’s studio and in the Hollywood!
Justin’s eyes widen at the prospect of getting Hollywood work and he claps his hands together.
Jehst: Well, in that case, welcome to team Jehst!
Elsa: Yes, yes, now, I have organised a new entry ways for you to the ring too. The choreographer will meet you in dressing room in two minutes. You go meet her, learn your entry way.
Jehst: Well, ok, ok, I’m liking this. I’ve been so focused on other things I’ve neglected this stuff. You’re alright, Ms. Elsa.
Elsa: Go, Mr. Justin! You’re match is coming up, not much time!
Jehst: Ok, ok! I’m going, I’m going! Sheesh!
Jehst wanders off to prepare as Elsa consults her notebook and continues throwing Justin’s old attire into the bin.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Looks like the invitational is next.
I wonder why I'm never invited.
After the commercial break, we see FloJo has already made her entrance into the ring. FloJo: Hello Turmoil!
FloJo: Welcome to week 3 of the FloJo invitational
Crowd cheers mildly
FloJo: Now last week, I faced a powerful foe known as Ashley Blaine
FloJo: And well, let’s just say I got dominated and destroyed.
FloJo: One might say that it’s a normal occurrence.
FloJo: Anyway, my opponent tonight, whoever you are, show yoursel-
Before Flojo could finish her sentence, out comes her mystery opponent.
Valkyrie’s music hits and she comes on the stage, holding a microphone and what it appears to be a flower crown of some sort. She salutes the crowd and then asks for her music to stop.
Valkyrie: First of all, I want to thank FloJo for this opportunity. You see, in our division, everyone is so obsessed with their spotlight, they think it’s the only thing that matters. I mean, take a look at what happened two weeks ago, for example: I got attacked by ShowBlitz just because I dared walk to this ring and grab a mic for a few seconds.
She walks towards the ring, still holding a flower crown in her hand.
Valkyrie: Speaking of spotlight, ShowBlitz want it all for themselves, while FloJo here decided to share it with anyone who was willing to get their gear on and fight. We all should thank her for the Invitational.
Crowd cheers
Valkyrie: In Norse Mythology, the God Heimdallr was also called “the one that illuminates the world”: he was the one that shared the light with us mortals, just like, in a way, FloJo is sharing it with us wrestlers.
She stops for a moment and shows the flower crown to the crowd
Valkryrie: And so I’ve decided to return in kind and bring a gift to you, FloJo. This is Heimdallr’s ceremonial flower crown: I’ve picked all the right flowers, at least if I recall correctly. Yellow chrysanthemum, angelica, cumin, galirum… yes, I got them all here.
She gently puts the crown on top of the steel steps and the walk inside the squared circle.
Valkyrie: And now let’s give these people what they paid to see, shall we?
The bell rings and the match starts
The FloJo Invitational
The camera pans to the announce team.
It's all over.
She'll feel that for a while.
Houston Harper asks for the mic.
Houston Harper clears his throat.
Houston Harper: My name is Houston Harper, Mr. quarter-mill in my grill, Mr. H-Town himself.
Houston Harper smiles and his gold grill glistens off the light.
Houston Harper: Now y’all are probably wondering why I’m here. Imma keep it short and sweet, I got gold in my teeth, gold on my neck, gold on my wrists, but I came here to get the gold that you can’t buy. Yea, that’s right, I came to get them championships pimpin’.
Crowd begins to chant double H! Double H!
Houston Harper chuckles.
Houston Harper: Yeaaaaa I like the sound of that, aye but look, to everyone in the back, I came to earn them championships, just like the candy painted impala I got sitting in the parking lot right now, and if you don’t believe me, go look. That bih sitting pretty in that parking spot.
Houston harper looks into the hard camera.
Houston Harper : I been bussin’ heads to survive, now I’m doin in for the chips. I’m ready to get it on and poppin. Big Harp signin’ out, H-town hold it down.
Houston Harper drops the mic and high fives people in the crowd on the way out.
As the camera switches to backstage we see Justin Jehst arriving into the arena with his duffle bag in hand. As he walks with purpose, focusing for his match against Jimmy Henry he is interrupted by a very attractive, raven-haired woman in classy corporate attire. She walks right up to Jehst and stops him in his tracks.
