Capo was in a gym session with his personal trainer when he noticed his cell phone going off for the 6th time. He decided to take a break to answer the call.
Capo: Capo speaking, how may I help you?
Blain: Listen here meatball, you’ve been avoiding me for a couple of days now. I’m going to need you to answer the phone the 1st time I call.
Capo: What am I a head doctor? I’m on call now? Listen baby, I’m a very busy pers--
Blain: Don't you try to finesse me Meatball!!--PICK UP THE PHONE!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S ABOUT ME!!
Capo gets quiet as he can feel that Ashley isnt in the mood for runarounds…
Blain: Are you listening?
Capo: Yea, talk to me boss….
Blain: I need you…..
[b]Capo looks at his phone to make sure it’s Ashley...[/]
Capo: .......Listen...Ashley….. I don't deal in codes….Say what you mean, and mean what you-- Ashley cuts Capo off…
Blain: I need you to put in some work tonight….Can you handle it?
Capo: Wait what?? Listen if you want some action, it’s gonna cost ya baby….
Blain: What are you deaf or hard of hearing? I need this work put in!! KAPEESH?(Capisce)
Capo: You sure about this??
Blain: Am I talking too fast for you Meatball?
Capo: No no, it's just that I'm training for my big match and you're asking me for some action.
Blain: Is there a problem Meatball?
Capo: No No---I got plenty of action to go around---I’m just sayin….
Blain: No one gets this close…..So either you're going to put this work in TONIGHT…. or else i’ll find someone else…..
Blain: AND THEN I'M GONNA CHOP YOU UP IN THAT MEAT SLICER YOU JUST PURCHASED!!
CLICK!...Blain hangs up on Capo
Capo: How the hell does she know about……
Scene closes….
The camera pans to the announce team.
Another pair looking to advance.
Whoever comes out of this tourney will have deserved it.
Road To The Gold Qualifier
Jimmy Henry vs. Justin Jehst
The camera pans to the announce team.
Winner winner.
Chicken dinner.
The scene opens up with Stacy ready to give an interview.
Stacy: Tonight, Turmoil begins its run towards Turmoil 200, and with that theme in mind, we also welcome back a familiar face to the locker room. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome in Captain Alexander Seth Sulivan.
Captain steps into view.
Captain: Thank you, Stacy. It's great to be back on Turmoil.
Stacy: Can we start there? Why are you back?
Captain: Bologna.
Stacy: Bologna?
Captain: Bologna.
Stacy: As in the cold cut?
Captain: You see Stacy, in the Navy, I ate so much bologna that I hated it. I hate bologna. Fried, grilled, cold, hot, on bread, raw, it doesn't matter - I hate it.
Stacy: I am confused.
Captain: Welcome to my world.
Captain: Stacy, I hate bologna so much that I am willing to do whatever it takes to end the world of it. It shouldn't be in stores, it shouldn't be eaten, it shouldn't be sold, it shouldn't exist.
Captain: Over the past few weeks, months, hell, years; Turmoil has been full of bologna. "Leaders" here have filled the heads of people with bologna. They have spewed bologna everywhere you look. They couldn't survive unless bologna was in every eye, nose, ear, and mouth of every Turmoil superstar.
Stacy: This is getting weird.
Captain: I am here to bring honor, integrity, and hope back to Turmoil. Cancers now run this show, groups are wanting to have 'control'. You can't control the Turmoil Universe. The people of Turmoil don't come here for games, jokes, or power-hungry figure-heads.
Captain: No, Stacy, they come here for the best wrestling action on this planet. These rookies have all the potential in the world and this new chapter means they won't be snuffed out at the first glimpse of talent.
Captain: But this locker room lacks standards. It lacks honor.
Captain looks at Stacy intensely.
Captain: It lacks a gentleman.
Captain: It lacks - The Captain!
Captain: So that is why I am here. Not for a belt, not for a championship, not even for myself. I am here for the people, Stacy. I am here, and I am issuing and open challenge to anyone and everyone who wants to step into that ring with me.
Stacy: Anyone?
Captain: Anyone. I've been traveling, training, and preparing. Anyone and everyone are welcomed. Classes start next week, but tuition isn't free.
Stacy: Well, Turmoil, you heard it here first. Captain Alexander Seth Sulivan is back.
Captain: Stacy, it's great to see you again. Thanks for having me, and remember, you can want in one hand and wish in the other. I am sure you'll get both.
Captain walks off, while Stacy, once again, finds herself questioning what she just heard.
