THE SCENE OPENS UP AS THE INTERVIEWER IS SEEN WALKING PAST PASTOR PETER IN THE LOCKER ROOM
PASTOR PETER: Oh yes I knew it, I knew you wanted to hear more of my preaching
PASTOR PETER: Well what you waiting for roll the camera!
INTERVIEWER: What?! if anything I was trying to avoid yo...... Never mind whatever
*CAMERA STARTS RECORDING*
INTERVIEWER: Hi. W...
*PASTOR PETER INTERUPTS*
PASTOR PETER: Hey is it ok if I start this one?
*INTERVIEWER SIGHS AND HANDS OVER THE MIC AGGRESSIVELY
PASTOR PETER: Brothers and Sisters of the OCW Universe, You surely must know my name by now. Well.... if you follow the OCW website closely you should!
PASTOR PETER: In order for you to understand why I am here and what my sole purpose is in the OCW is I advise you to engage yourself in my first preaching in the OCW which was untelevised so its on the OCW website if you're looking
PASTOR PETER: Anyways straight to the point, Last time we covered what God wants me to do here in the OCW and what I will do to anyone who wants otherwise and it left some brothers and sisters confused thinking to themselves, Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
*PASTOR PETER PAUSES AND GIVES A STARE AT THE CAMERA*
PASTOR PETER: Well... In my eyes of course I'm a good guy but I understand in other brothers and sisters eyes it may not be the same, It looks like I'm just a crazy tall dark and handsome man trying to forcefully spiritually advise Brothers and Sisters who don't want such
PASTOR PETER: But listen to this and listen carefully folks... I'm just trying to guide them into the path of the lord and cleanse their sins so that on their judgement day they will be judged straight into the Kingdom of God so in reality I am doing good for the brothers of the OCW locker room
PASTOR PETER: So be it that the OCW Universe treats me as a good person or bad person I will ALWAYS continue to serve my purpose that God gave me in the OCW for the good of others or be it I battle against the crowd favourites or the crowds most hated I will always have one mission in the OCW and I will not stop until I fulfil it
*PASTOR PETER HANDS BACK MIC TO INTERVIEWER*
INTERVIEWER: Before you head off Pastor I have one question for you. In your first preaching you stated that in your second preaching you will be naming the rookies that you will be consulting and converting. What are these rookies names?
*PASTOR PETER TAKES THE MIC OF THE INTERVIEWER*
PASTOR PETER: 1 SAMUEL 13:8 He waited seven days, the time set by Samuel; but Samuel did not come to Gilgal, and Saul’s men began to scatter.
INTERVIEWER: What?
PASTOR PETER: Amen!
The camera pans to the announce team.
The Dragon versus the Cap10.
Sounds like something out of the Pirate movies or Westeros.
Ricky The Dragon vs. Cpt Alexander
The camera pans to the announce team.
For the North!
For Turmoil!
Stacy Clark: Ladies and Gentleman, I’m here at the residency of B17, an apartment studio just above The Roadhouse. According to Austin Lee, B17 has something very special he would like to share with the OCW audience.
Clark opens the door of The Roadhouse and marches in, followed by her camera crew.
Blain, from the behind the bar: What the hell you doing in here with that camera!
Clark: Have something to hide?
A muffled sound from below the bar is heard, Blain reacts with a stomp that lands with a thud and a faint “ow”.
Blain: Nope.
Clark considers investigating for a moment, but reconsiders when she sees the baseball bat laying over the counter. Instead she makes for the stairs. Passing Karissa, she notices that Karissa is holding a server tray without falling over. A true accomplishment for her.
The stairs creak as the crew of three trudge up behind Clark. She knocks once.
No answer.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK
No answer.
Cameraman: I can clearly hear him.
He was right. The sounds of Phil Collins In The Air Tonight could not completely drown out the off key singing of B17.
B17: I can feel it, comin’ in the air tonight, oh lawd! I’ve been waiting for the moment for all my life, oh LAAWWD!
Clark: B17! Can you hear me?
No answer. Only more poor musical rendition.
Cameraman: Just go in. If the door is unlocked it is perfectly acceptable to enter someone’s house.
Clark: You sure?
Cameraman: Of course I am. If it’s unlocked, no block.
Clark opened the door. The sight that met her eyes, was...was...excruciating to behold.
Clark: OH MY GOD! WHY ARE YOU NAKED!
The cameraman dropped his camera. Mercifully preventing the viewing audience from seeing *it* but clearly showing the C4 highlights video on the TV.
Bingo: Oh shit! That looked expensive, let me help you!
Clark: NO! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
The viewing audience see the bare feet of B17 before he slowly raises the camera.
Cameraman: PUT IT DOWN!
B17: What? I’m just trying to help.
The third man in the group, who had been silent this entire time, finally speaks up: Um guys….GUYS!
Everyone freezes and looks at him.
Random dude in someone else's house: Um. The camera, it...um. We’re live. And the footage is airing his...well look at the camera.
The camera is pointed directly at Bingo’s bongos…
From the headset of the camera man, the audience can clearly hear JCS screaming.
JCS: CUT THE FEED! CUT THE FEED! CUT THE FUCKING FEED!
Jackson Montgomery
vs. Tekhanu Jr.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What can we say.
Randy you're not supposed to be the one lost for words.
