The scene opens to a dirty Laundry Room in the basement of the arena that has been converted into the Intelligence Headquarters for TTT’s efforts against Mugen.
The camera pans across the room showing various BTCUs and Trashleks busy at typing at computers, marking up maps, writing up reports; one Trashlek is even scooting around with a pitcher of coffee.
The camera finally rests on Ryu Matsumoto standing at a large cork and whiteboard combination. It has various photographs attached to it with strings stretched between various points and indecipherable writing filling out the gaps.
Ryu stands with his hands on his waist.
RYU: Alright everyone, eyes on me
RYU: After tireless research, study, and analysis I have decoded the messages left for me by our ancient forebears.
RYU: I have uncovered the secret of the 7 Kamidogu’s of all existence!
There is a burst of confused murmurs, beeps and boops from the room
RYU: You know, the Kamidogus, the tools the ancients used to create the multiverse?!
The room is relatively silent, frustrated Ryu continues
RYU: ANYWAYS, these seven Kamigodus were used to mold the very fabric holding reality together.
Ryu points to a picture of a sunflower seed on the corkboard
RYU: The Black Seed, from which the very darkness that binds Realities together sprung, it was wielded by The Great Gardener!
Ryu then points to a picture of what looks to be a piece of Amber
RYU: The Summer Stone, a stone that contains the flame to ignite Stars! It was originally wielded by the Great Gallivanter, but was stolen by the Celestial Goat.
Ryu then points to his brilliant jacket
RYU: The Golden Hair of the Betterforce, which sustains the brilliance of those stars, the very essence of the Gallivanter.
Ryu then points to a picture of Buff Blaster
RYU: The hardest, most 「POWERFUL」 substance in existence, crystallized. The bones of those Buff Pillars which hold up the vast Fabric of this Universe.
RYU: Using a single grain of the Original Tub of Buff Blaster I was able to Synthesize my 「POWER」 Suit, imagine the entire Tub!
Ryu scans the board erratically and then points a strange glass vial containing a brown liquid
RYU: Primordial Trash Juice, the Chocolate Milk of the Being who lost his vowels. This is the fluid from which the Trash Lords were born.
Ryu then points to a picture of a coconut
RYU: The fruit of the Man Who Cheats Death, this fruit is said to be the essence of life itself and why Death has no power over the one who holds it.
Ryu then smirks and holds up his wrist and points to his broken Casio Wrist Watch
RYU: The final and greatest Kamidogu, my birthright as a Trashlord, the Watch which bends time itself to its holders will.
RYU: The man who possesses these artifacts will control the fate of the Multiverse, able to control every aspect of it and bend it to their will.
RYU: As we speak, they are being drawn together, and WE WILL BE THE ONES TO CONTROL THEM, TTT OVER EVERYTHING!
The camera pans to the announce team.
The winner moves on to the Finals of the Road 2 Gold. Earning a match at Riot 500 for a chance at Austin Lee and the CCW Champaionship!
Boy do we have two heavy hitters. Former Turmoil and OCW Champions going at it now!
