The scene opens up backstage as code terror is getting ready for their match.
Jackman: Hey Tay, we will beat the Celtic Dragons tonight. They are completely beneath us.
Tay: is your head on straight for this match?
Jackman looks at Tay with a funny look.
Jackman: Of course it has always been on straight. I know I’m involved with some detective stuff but I’m using Valk to get to B17 because I cannot stand him. I have hated him since Certified Greatness when he knocked me out with Bingo punch.
Tay: Why are you using Valk?
Jackman: She just got in the way but I’m glad she is guiding me through something. I just don’t know what it is!
Tay: Focus we have a match tonight.
Jackman with a smirk on his face: Oh I am more than focused.
The segment ends as the camera pans to the announce team
The camera pans to the announce team.
Trouble in TagRadise!
That's not even a word but I will let it slide!
Scene begins backstage with Jim Black making his way to a private guest locker room of turmoil where Kassidy Hayes is but is not headed there simply because Kassidy is there.
Jim Black was told that there is a strange gathering that security could not stop and it revolving around Kassidy.
Jim Black from down the hall can already see many men and women sitting cross legged on the floor in front of the locker room door, all dressed as if they were attending church.
They are all also wearing The Sigil of Kassidy Hayes or known to them as the Kascifix,
A man dressed similarly like a priest opens the door to address the people,
Francis: Thank you for gathering here today in the name of Kasstianity!
Kasstians: Hail Kass!
Kasstians: Hail Kass!
Kasstians: Hail Kass!
Jim black stands in absolute shock at what he is seeing when Kassidy himself moves Francis out of the way,
Kassidy: Children of Kasstianity, your belief is not misplaced even though you have likely been told it is.
Kassidy: Your souls are no longer lost in the lies told you by your parents and previous faiths. I am He who shines in the light.
Kassidy:
With two hundred and twenty days as the Emperor of everything and the Undisputed OCW World Heavyweight Champion, I am here to tell you that this reign will not end.
Kassidy: As myself as my witness those who seek damnation by attempting to dethrone me, will see error in their ways and take Kasstianity as their true belief.
Francis: AMEN!
Kasstians: AMEN!
Kassidy: Tonight will be the first sermon of Kasstianity in the OCW ring and it won’t be the last; Ligermask cost me my proper victory and opportunity to save my fasha’s soul.
Kassidy: Ligermask is no pushover; he is no jesus christ, the man is apart of the Beat Drago Cesar Club but he won’t beat me.
Kassidy walks back into his dressing room and Francis begins to give each Kasstian a mini Goya snack cracker.
The camera pans to the announce team.
REALLY!
Whats a mob to a king , whats a king to a god, whats a god to a non believer?.....It's Kass...ugh!
The Xtron Flickers On B17 Movie
The A Team music is echoing throughout the backstage area, Valkyrie starts running down the corridor as a group of security guards is now chasing her
Austin Lee: Get her! She was trying to save B17!
Valkyrie: You can’t arrest me! I AM THE DETECTIVE HERE!!!
Valkyrie runs down the hallway and then quickly gets inside the women’s locker room, locking the door behind her
The security guards start banging on the door, but it’s no use
Valkyrie: Can’t you read? This is the women’s locker room, you can’t get in, I’m sorry
Security Guard #1: Well she has a point.
Security Guard #2: There’s nothing we can do now.
Security Guard #3: Ok, you won this round, princess. But remember, if you disturb our champion again there will be consequences!
Valkyrie (with Spodermen’s voice) : k.
Valkyrie is now left alone in the locker room, as the security grunts can be heard walking away.
Valkyrie: Damn, I was so close. I almost found B17. I need to call Jackman and inform him on my progress… he said he was going to build a portal to the Vaporwave world in the meantime.
As Valkyrie starts dialing his number, the camera fades back to the commentary team.
The camera pans to the announce team.
......................
(Throws Papers in the air!)
Wrex vs The World
The camera pans to the announce team.
Great googa mooga!
Woah!
Turmoil is well underway when we find ourselves in the underground parking lot of the arena. A very dapper Jim Black is standing by the entry door looking over some of his notes as well as a few notes about things happening throughout the night.
As he turns page after page, looking on the front and the back of the sheets, a golf ball sized moth flutters down and lands right smack in the middle of his notebook.
With a girlish yelp, Jim tosses the notebook into the air and begins flailing his arms about like he was on fire.
After roughly thirty seconds, he regains his composure and adjusts his suit. He starts his walk over to his tossed notebook and checks the area around him to make sure no one saw him in the moth induced panic.
As he bends over to pick up the notebook, the page that it landed on causes Jim to audibly groan. The text reads “Jackson Montgomery to appear”.
Jim Black: Damnit!
Almost as if “damnit” was some sort of bat signal, a very loud rumbling can be heard in the distance. Jim gathers his things and begins to look left, then right at the two street level entrances.
With the sound echoing all around him, he can’t tell which one it’s coming from. As he takes another look to his left, the loud rumbling becomes an ear busting explosion of engine noise that is coming from his right. Down the ramp and into the garage comes quite a big truck.
Not just any truck, a goddamn monster truck, painted to look like the American flag with the words “THE LIBERATOR” sprawled across both sides while American flags hang from the rear of the massive machine.
Jim quickly grabs his ears and jumps back again, this time slamming his back against the wall. Crew members who happened to be in the vicinity scramble, leaving anything they were carrying behind.
The huge truck tramples over everything. Lighting, production boxes, flat dollies and even an Escalade with the local hotel name on the side.
Crawling up the backside of the Escalade, the truck stops midway, leaving it perched on top of the unlucky Cadillac. The truck turns off, the door swings open and the driver hops out.
Jackson Montgomery: Jimmy! My friend I’m glad you’re here!
Jim still reeling a bit from the noise: Jackson...where the hell have you been?
Jackson Montgomery: What’s that now? Was I supposed to be somewhere?
Jim Black: Uh...yeah! How about Turmoil? Or even Riot?
Jackson Montgomery: I’ve been...um...around.
Jim Black fixes his suit again: Around? You won the Future Investment briefcase at Wrestlution XII, then you lose to Tyler Steel of all people, have a match against Code Jackman before leaving and saying nothing at all at Riot 507, then lose to Wrex three weeks later and disappear again. I was sure you would show up at Savage Lands, but again, nothing. What’s happening man?
Jackson Montgomery: What’s happening? WHAT’S HAPPENING?! You do know it was July 4th right?
Jim looks at Jackson like he’s wearing antlers: Yea like a month ago!
Now Jackson has the weird look on his face: And? Look, ‘ol JackMo can’t celebrate America in a single day Jimbo. It takes a WHOLE month. The month of July is America’s month and by God I’m going to celebrate.
Jackson: Just like you don’t work on Shabbos, JackMo don’t work in July. Far as I’m concerned, the month of July should be declared a national holiday...HOLI-MONTH! Look, I’m here now. Where am I on the card? Also, I don’t have the FI case.
Jim, who looks completely dumbfounded, just shakes his head in disbelief. He puts his hands up to his face and mutters something under his breath.
Jim Black: First of all, I’m not Jewish. Second of all, you’re not on the card tonight and C: where’s the damn FI case?
Jackson Montgomery: Hold on, I’m not on the card? What the hell Jim? You’re suppose to have my back!
Jim Black: What? I don’t book the shows man. You know that. Now where’s the case?
Jackson Montgomery: Welp, there’s no reason for me to even be here. I’ll be down the block at the Rusty Wagon Wheel. Holler if you need me!
With that, Jackson turns and heads towards The Liberator. Jim is steady and right behind him. Jackson hops up on the tire and opens the door, and climbs inside. Jim yells at Jackson who sticks his head out of the window.
Jim Black: WHERE’S THE DAMN FI CASE?!
Jackson smiles and fires up the massive truck. The vibration shakes Jim so hard, he falls to the ground. Laughing, Jackson puts the truck in drive and lurches it forward off the Escalade and putting all four tires back on the ground.
He drives forward a bit but then decides he needs to go out the way he came. He puts the truck in reverse and nails the gas. The tires screech a bit as Jackson turns the wheel, Jim black is waving his arms and screaming.
Jackson clearing isn’t paying attention to him and slams the big truck right into a rust bucket Chevrolet, completely destroying it. Putting the truck back in drive, Jackson hits the gas and heads back out onto the street.
