The scene opens with Valkyrie in the middle of the ring. She is dressed in typical Norse clothes, with a white tunic and a crown of flowers on her heard
Valkyrie: I know what you are thinking guys… I mean, I know what everyone is thinking. I’m getting nonstop messages on social media from fans, asking me to address the Cheryl Stixx situation publicly.
Valkyrie: And well, here I am.
Valkyrie: I think people always deserve a second chance in life. Sometimes we make mistakes, we get carried away by our emotions and do something we’ll regret later on. I’m sure every single person in this arena could relate to that.
Valkyrie: But the difference between good and evil is being able to learn from our mistakes and move forward, improving as a human being.
Valkyrie: This is why tonight, we are going to celebrate the “Ritual of Kærleikr”: according to this ancient Norse ceremony, two friends take part in the ritual and set aside all of their differences, to start over again from square one. A fresh start, we could say.
Valkyrie: This is why I’m wearing this tunic and Freyja’s flower crown.
Valkyrie: But there is no time to waste! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Cheryl Stixx!
The Camera Pans To The Ramp
Cheryl: Hellooooo OCW universe, what a delightful crowd we have here tonight! How Y'all doing?
Cheryl: Hey Valk, thanks for having me here on... Well, to be honest, I have no idea what this is all about.
Cheryl:
But I'm guessing by your outfit that I should be Coachella ready but I didn't get that memo, so I'm really sorry. Bold fashion statement tho, not judging it's just... bold, yeah, pretty bold Valk.
Cheryl: ANYWAY, moving on... What exactly are we going to do here tonight? I hope this is not a set up for some sort of sacrifice because yes, I'm sorry for everything that I did to you in the past, but I'm so not ready to die tonight.
Valkyrie: You know, actually most of Norse rituals involve babies getting thrown into fires or girls getting decapitated on altars, but we have to keep it PG, unfortunately.
Valkyrie: I know you hate all of this stuff, but it would mean a lot to me if you would indulge me in this ritual.
Valkyrie then signals a member of the ring crew to get her a small box filled with ashes. She then takes Cheryl’s arm and proceeds to draw some symbols on her skin
Cheryl: Hey, what is this? I’ll be able to wash it away, right?
Valkyrie: I think so, yes. Now close your eyes.
Valkyrie then paints a tiny line that goes from Cheryl’s shoulder to her forearm
Valkyrie: This symbol stands for “Spretta”: it means “Spring”, but can also mean “start”. Because this is a fresh start for your career, a new beginning.
Valkyrie then paints two dots on the back of Cheryl’s left hand
Valkyrie: This symbol stands for “Vinfengi” which stands for “Friendship” because it’s now time for you to make some trusted allies around here. Speaking of which, I have here a B Community T-shirt that I won’t need no more…
Cheryl: Why are you giving it to me?
Valkyrie: I have my own merch to sell, I can’t be repping other people stuff. Remember guys: the Straight Outta Valhalla T-Shirt is now available for only 29.99$ on the OCW Shop.
Valkyrie: Use code “AERITHSUCKS” for a 50% discount!
Cheryl: Valk! The ritual!
Valkyrie: Oops, sorry.
Valkyrie then dips her fingers in the ashes again, to then paint a circle line around Cheryl’s left eye
Valkyrie: This is my favourite symbol, “Iogn”: it means “Serenity”, “Peace of Mind”. For too long you have been following false idols in your life, but now I can sense you are finally at peace with yourself.
Cheryl: I don't wanna be disrespectful but, do I have to follow any kind of diet or do anything special now? I want to do right thing, follow the right path, you know?
Cheryl: And I don't hate it… I mean, it is definitely the weirdest makeup tutorial I've ever seen, but it is also really nice of you to share this with me.
Cheryl: And right now I'm not exactly worried about my perspective of things. I'm doing it to actually be a good role model for every female out there. I'm doing it for my family, I'm doing it for the audience and, well… I'm also doing it for Valk…
Valkyrie: You know… every solid alliance needs to be built around a pact. So this what we are going to do now.
Valkyrie: You say you want to be a role model. Well, I think it’s time for us to make a deal: from this point on, you will do the best you can to become the face of Turmoil’s women division.
Valkyrie: And by “face” I don’t mean scheming and deceiving people to get to the top. I mean earning respect, day in and and day out, with hard work and dedication.
Cheryl: I’ll do my best to achieve that. Meanwhile, I challenge you to do the same for Riot’s division. I know what you're capable of and I'm sure that you're going to be dominating Riot sooner than we might expect. And don't worry about my ways, I'm going to get there doing the right thing: no cheating, no shortcuts or dirty moves.
Cheryl: More than ever I feel that I have a lot to prove, I'm on my own now, there are no cliques or bad girls clubs, it's just me and the audience. I hope that I can count on OCW's universe support, but if I still can't, then I'll earn it! I WILL go down as one of the greatest female wrestlers in OCW's history.
Cheryl: And Valk, I honestly think that together we can make OCW a better place: me on Turmoil and you on Riot. What do you say?
Valkyrie nods as the two shake hands in the middle of the ring
Cheryl: Well, yes I do am trying to incorporate this new moral regimen into my routine, but I'm still me, right? I did your cute Norse ritual, but now it's my turn to show you my kind of spooky ooky kooky rituals. And I can guarantee that you're going to have a blast! So, what better way to celebrate this newly formed alliance with a night out in Vegas next week?
Valkyrie: Me and you? In Vegas? You know I don’t drink alcohol and I never go to bed past 11pm... I don’t know what to say…
Valkyrie looks surprised, as the crowd starts chanting “Yes! Yes! Yes!”, cheering for the two
Valkyrie: I guess I don’t have much of a choice here! Las Vegas, here we come!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Wholesome!
Vegas ain't wholesome but it looks like we have a new dynamic duo. I AM EXCITED!
Ligermask vs Kassidy Hayes
The camera pans to the announce team.
WHAT!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
We come back from a commercial break to Tom Sanders and Randy Rice at the announce desk.
Tom: Folks, welcome back to Turmoil, we are still reeling from the events of Savage Lands!
Randy: Great matches, title changes, what more could you ask for? It was action so exciting, you could say it felt like a kick right in the bread basket!
Tom: You really need to stop doing that.
Suddenly, the lights go out and the venue is engulfed by the darkness. The crowd starts getting anxious.
???: Ssssshhhhh.....
The OCW Universe pops as they recognize that sound. The lights come back on, and the crowd is greeted with the sight of the recently crowned Women's Champion, Dragana standing in the ring with Johnny Law.
The champion stands confidently with the championship over her shoulder. Johnny Law leans on the ropes, holding a mic in his hand.
Johnny: Hare today, gone tomorrow!
He anxiously takes a step forward.
Johnny: I knew this day would come. Savage Lands marked the END of Sentai Hare's chapter. The age of the rabbit is OVER. And in its place comes a new chapter of history; The Age of Silence! For the past few months, we've seen what this division can do. Our division is the most promising it's been in a very long time, and with this championship, we will make women's wrestling the best it's ever been.
Johnny: Now I could go on and on about this "Women's Revolution" that's going on, but I'm going to spare you all of that. Because to any and all future challengers....
Johnny points to Dragana.
Johnny: SHE has something to say to you....
He hands her the mic and he rolls out of the ring. Dragana takes a few steps to the center of the ring and looks at the hard camera. She raises one arm forward, with a slightly open palm.
She beckons toward the camera with a hand gesture, letting out a bit of a devilish smile while the crowd is getting excited. She puts the mic up.
Dragana: Ssssshhhhh.....
And just like that, the lights go out again. After a moment, the lights come back on and nobody's in the ring.