PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
We find ourselves with a rare look inside the office of the owner, founder, ruler, GRAND PUBA, of OCWFED and its subsidieries, Mr. Jaysin CLINTON(George, not Hill dog or Bill) Sensation.
Our Hero can be seen furiously looking over various stacks of paper (Because that’s what you do when the whole world of E-Wrestling is laid upon your big Rican boulder shoulders).
Just then the intercom quietly hums and a very familiar voice is heard!
(If you know you know).
Birdie: Your 10:45 is here………..
Our Hero: It’s damn near 12:00 the show start’s in a few hours, are they on “Spider” time? Unbelievable these stupid motherfu…
The rest of Our Hero’s rant is thankfully not heard as The Buzzer to enter goes off and our late guest makes there entrance.
Marisa: You wanted to see me? I’m missing an “appointment” for this. Am I getting a title shot!?
Our Hero looks up from his desk with what can only be described as disgust, a hint of curiosity, with a dash, confusion. He begins to rub his temples together…
Our Hero: ..What...you’re a rookie...NO!.....gah...AHEM Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of having your ass out to be late to this meeting.
Marisa turns around quick, pokes it out and giggles.
Marisa: It’s a hot ass right. Dr. Scottsdale is the goat!
Our Hero continues to rub his temples (He is too old for this shit!)
Our Hero: Let me just cut to the chase, the reason I called you in today is quite simple. I’m gonna need you to put an end to…..this…. (points at Marisa) whatever this….is…
Marisa’s brow furrows……
Our Hero: This is OCW not Pornhub!
Marisa: They are getting shut down…..
Our Hero: BAD EXAMPLE!, this is OCW not Skin A Max!
Marisa: What is that?, is that cable? I don’t watch cable who watches cable?
Our Hero: God dammit Woman! This is OCW not ONLYFANS!!! OK, does that make sense? Does that register!
Marisa: Well there’s no need to yell! I could’ve sworn you were subscribed to my page.
Our Hero: I’m not...this isn’t….What......ANYWAY! This is a family Product ok! You can’t be walking out looking like a bad day at the AVN Awards ok! Think of the children!
Marisa: Do you think about the children when you yell “F#CK in the announcing booth? How about during every pay per view when someone gets busted open? Or what about how nearly every show someone gets beat up and sent to the hospital…
Our Hero: YOU LITERALLY BEAT UP SOMEONE 2 WEEKS AGO AND SENT THEM TO THE HOSPITAL! SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE?!!!
*Calmly* Marisa: Whoa Boss. My point still stands, and you don’t need to yell! Besides I could care less about children. I’m not PG. PG is bad for business. Have you not checked your ratings every time I grace OC Dub programming with all my assets….
Our Hero facepalms!
Our Hero: ……………….Look you need pants or something, that's the bottom line for christ sakes you’re one atomic drop away from a yeas……………………….
Marisa stares at Our Hero………..
Our Hero: …..Just put on some pants, It’s like catholic school! Your skirt needs to go lower not higher, that's not even a skirt that’s a goddamn napkin, enough is enough this is OCW!
Our Hero: We have some the greatest women’s wrestlers in all of the world and you’re sending us back to the 90s! I’ve seen you in the ring, you can go! And you can hang with the best of them…..it’s time to dress the part, THAT ALSO MEANS OUT THE RING AS WELL!!!! YA DIG!
Marisa: Uh are you serious!? This is bullshit. Why can’t you just let me be great!
Marisa: You knew the woman you signed, now you wanna act brand new. But whatever I’ll oblige by your little dress code I guess.
Marisa: I guess I’m just too hot for you to handle boss man. You’ll realize this is a mistake though when your email is flooded with disappointed fans.
Marisa:
You’re going to regret this and miss seeing all these exposed curves. You’re probably pitching a tent right now under your desk.
Marisa laughs and shakes her head. She flicks her hair over her shoulders before leaning down seductively onto Mr. Sensation’s desk, giving him full view of her Double D sized cleavage.
Marisa: You don’t have to be such a damn PRUDE! Oh and when you’re ready to help each other out don’t hesitate to ring me Big Daddy.
Marisa winks and chuckles. She turns and goes to leave but ‘accidentally’ drops her cellphone on her way. She slowly bends over and picks it up in a suggestive manner before walking out of the office slamming the door.
The Intercom flashes once more!
Birdie(Over the Intercom): The Santizing Wipes are in the right side drawer.
Our Hero(Over the Intercom): THANKS!
Our Hero:......I hate this place....
The Camera Fades
GRUDGE MATCH
DANNY WATTS vs. EL PARCA*