Molly rolls out of the ring and grabs a microphone from ringside.
Molly: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOSE! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHAMPION! THATS NOT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!
The crowd starts booing at Molly.
Molly: SHUT UP! I AM THE BEST BOMBSHELL ON THIS ROSTER AND YOU KNOW IT! I WILL BE CHAMPION. I'VE BEEN SOBER ALL DAY SO YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!
Molly throws the microphone down and continues to taunt the fans ringside as she works her way up the entrance ramp.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Up next Mugen and Dupree lock horns. The loser has to wear a dress. |
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Normally i'd laugh it off, but these 2 are out to humilate each other in any way shape or form. |
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Last month Dupree had his golden locks taken from him, and tonight he could be forced to wear a dress. |
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At least Dupree with a Dress wouldn't be far of a stretch but MUGEN, nitemare fuel! |
Loser Wears a Pretty Dress
Mugen vs Tiberius Dupree
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Oh my god! |
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He's DONE IT! |
We find ourselves once more backstage at an undesignated time in the private locker room of the Obelisk of OCW, O.M.G., where we find the Villain of Time, Hideto Matsuda, performing the most unusual of prematch rituals.
Jim Black, looking to get some words from the Eternal Super Junior Triple Crown Champion, is immediately baffled by the Dear Leader, cautiously moving in for a quick interview.
Jim: Uh... Matsuda? What exactly are you doing?
Matsuda: What does it look like? I'm preparing for my match. Minami! Gold thread please!
Jim: We're used to seeing you shadow boxing... maybe stretching... meditating... but this?
Minami finally hands Matsuda some green thread, to which Matsuda raises a brow, but proceeds with his task unphased.
Matsuda: You see, Jim, on any other night I would not be getting ready to leave with a haul of four championship belts. Quite frankly, I don't have the room, and the lovely and talented Minami is too frail to handle that type of weight.
Jim: So...
Matsuda: So I had to prepare an apparatus to carry around this bounty of gold.
Matsuda lifts his project into the camera frame, revealing a beautifully embroidered sack that reads in elegant font "The Dear Leader, Our Villain, The Unbeatable Devil of an Eternal Super Junior Triple Crown Hardcore Champion, Hideto Matsuda.
Matsuda: Pretty sweet, huh?
The Villain hands Minami his sack and escorts Jim Black to the door . Jim Black see's the Storm Family and makes chase!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Jims Job is never done! |
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Hardest working man in OCW! |
The scene fades in to Jim Black's who is trying to catch his breath,set up backstage where he's standing by with Mr. and Mrs. Storm. All three have a microphone in their hand, and it looks like Jim is going to ask some questions about Cherese's big win.
Jim Black: "Mrs. Storm, how does it feel to get your first OCW PPV match under your belt? And one that's a win at that?"
Cherese Lee-Storm: "Win, lose, or draw, I'm just happy I got to kick that poor excuse for an emo-girl's ass! Maybe that'll teach her not to come around here anymore."
Jim Black: "And you, Cody, how can you possibly justify what you did out there tonight?"
Cody Storm: "Excuse me? Just what do I need to justify?"
Jim Black: "How can you possibly excuse yourself attacking a woman like that?"
Cody Storm: "I did not lay a violent hand on Eerie, and there's video proof of it! She got in my face and I put her back in the ring, I did not strike her a single time!"
Jim Black: "You held her on your shoulder and helped your wife to spin her into the ground Cody!"
Cody Storm: "Listen to your own verb Jim, held is a very passive verb! Cherese tore Eerie apart, I just provided the elevation. Frankly, she got what she deserved."
Jim Black: "Fine, lets move on. Any comments on tonight's main event?"
Cody Storm: "I hope whoever wins tonight has a fun couple of days holding onto that belt, because it's coming home with me Thursday night on Riot! Tune in everyone."
With that Cody grabs Cherese by the hands and walks off the set leaving the broadcast to go elsewhere.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Gloat some more why dont you! |
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A win is a win, stop hating Charles it is unbecoming! |