* K.Dangelo standing in the back deep into a conversation with an unseen person, Chris Mania emerges on the scene and walks towards K. Dangelo, as he gets closer the individual with K. Dangelo wraps up his conversation and walks away *

Chris Mania: What was all that about?

K.Dangelo: I'm doing all I can to become relevant again. I've only been in one World title match and it was wrapped in so much controversy that I never got another opportunity, so I've been talking to him about helping me also.

Chris Mania: Yeah that's fair enough expanding your resources to unlock the potential within, just remember what I've been teaching you, you have to stay calm and not let them see you sweat, you're still young, you have bags of talent but talent alone doesn't equate to success, it's how you use it combined with the mental strength I'm teaching you that separates your legends from your average joes, speaking of mental strength you think that guys good for you?

K.Dangelo: I really don't know but I want all that can and will me get better at arms length. The thirst is really getting to me !
I need to be a top guy again and I will reach that plateau .Gibbs is just another guy standing in my way.

Chris Mania: I can understand the thirst, but success will come K.D and don't for one second look passed Gibbs, the man is a tank and he's just as thirsty as you are, he will be quite a challenge for you and let's not forget the young Tobin Frost, I can tell you first hand that this guy is one hungry lion, maybe the hungriest... He's on your trail.

K.Dangelo: I could never look passed Gibbs but Tobin is gonna make me do something bad to him and I don't want that to happen .I'm trying my best to do the right thing .The Alpha doesn't see a lion only a cub .

Chris Mania: Well be weary of both, keep you're eyes open, keep your anger in check and stay focused...

* K.D's cell phone rings *

K.Dangelo: No not yet ,yes I will call you after my match with Gibbs .Yes I understand and thank you .No problem.

*K.Dangelo puts his cell away*

Chris Mania: Ok we got a couple of minutes, let's get you calm and focused.

*Mania and K.D seem to be reenacting scenes from the Karate Kid training montage as we cut back to ringside.*

 

The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.

	KD Plans to push it to the limit, he may even walk along the razor's edge!
	Is this some kind of running gag? KD should sign up for a self help book club and get it over with!

 

The Xtron Flickers on!

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	O Bomboclat!
	ME SAY, ME SAY!

 

To say it has been a rough few days for Roofus Ruckusington The THOID, would be a huge understatement. His employer Tiberius Octavius Dupreee has been more emotional and delusional than usual.

The incident that took place in Boston Karim's hair salon where Paul Pugh cut a piece of Dupree's illustrious hair and threatened his very lively hood has traumatized the former world champion.

Roofus has been dealing with that since Riot, along with being brought up on various charges ranging from trespassing to attempted murder.

Since the incident Dupree has been trying to keep a low profile, but his erratic and unstable behavior has been causing all kinds of problems as they traveled from the states into Canada.

In one instance at a rest stop, Tibby refused to enter the men's bathroom in fear of Pugh waiting in a nearby stall, so instead he barges into the women's bathroom and mistakens the sink for a urinal.

During another altercation Dupree started verbally accosting an attractive long haired blonde for threatening his betterness for being so beautiful. The situation wasn't defused until security had tazored Roofus and escorted Tibby out of the shopping plaza.

The lack of sleep can be seen in the bodyguard's eyes as he carries Dupree's gear into the arena. Even being in his home country of Canada hasn't calmed Dupree from lashing out and breaking down randomly.

Last night on the OMG MegaBus: Canadian Cruiser Edition he was having nightmares of the dramatic event. After Pugh had fled the scene, Dupree started screaming profusely, crying on the floor trying to find his lost piece of hair.

It's been a good couple of hours since Tibby has acted out. Seeing as the cameras are rolling, he immediately goes livid and starts ranting at the camera, Roofus tries to intercede.

Roofus: Mister, please don't start cryin' again, mister please...

Dupree: I don't cry you over-sized baboon, my eyes sweat freaking betterness. I will spit in your ugly broken shitzu of a face, just like I did that trashy two-bit thespian's family! And I'll spit right in this stupid camera man's face if he doesn't back the hell up!

Dupree: DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME! DON'T YOU LOOK!

Tibby tries to rush the camera man but Roofus somehow restrains him, he then falls on the floor and starts eye sweating again.

Dupree: He took a piece of my soul...He just took it Roofus, just like Douchebag took a piece of Devil Boy, he cut a piece of flesh from my betterness. He...He...He...scarred me for life Roofus...

Not even a few seconds after weeping Tibby lunges at the camera man. The camera hits the floor sideways as Dupree has strapped Chuck the camera man in Duplexity, Roofus tries to pry them apart.

He finally succeeds with the help of nearby staff, Tibby pretends to faint just to awaken a few seconds later to throw elbows and knees at his restrainers. He breaks free and makes a b-line for the camera, as he crawls on the floor towards the camera he insanely rants...

Dupree: I'm going to kill you Paula, freaking kill you! I'm going to cut off your meat flaps and feed them to my freaking gold fish!

You can hear Roofus in the background shout, "You don't have a gold fish mister!" as he tries to grab hold of his employer.

Dupree: I'm the Canadian freaking Dragon...you hear me! I'll...I'll...I'll rip you with my teeth before I rip you with my freaking claws! Eviscerate every limp from your absurdly colorless body! I am the Dragon damnit, THE DRAGON!

Tibby finally grabs the camera and pulls it to his face as Roofus tries to take it away...

Dupree: I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL KLL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU...I eat goddamn dead wrestler vitamins for freaking breakfast! And yours...yours is a powdery pink vagina flavored chewable... you whispering vessel for scumbag genitalia! I WILL TAP YOUR FREAKING SOUL!

Roofus eventually gets the camera from Tibby, who breaks down and starts sweating from his eyes again.

Dupree: A piece of my betterness gone...a piece of beautifulness is gone forever Roofus why...why..oh why!

Roofus: It'll be okay Mister, it'll grow back, it's just hair mister...

Hearing Roofus say it's just hair makes him flip out again for obvious reasons.

Dupree: It's not just hair damn it, it's a piece of my freaking soul!

Tibby then tries to strangle Roofus with his bare hands as the camera fades.

The Camera pans to the announce team!

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Not a good day to be Betterness!
	How dare you insinuate that being Better via Betterness could ever possibly not be good. You better go head with that nonsense!

	Time for some Hardcore Action..
	...what kind of Hardcore action Scaggs?
	The kind where newly crowned OCW Hardcore Champion Omar Gibbs comes face to face with challenger KD'Angelo - a former champion in his own right. Can Gibbs overcome Chris Mania's new student, or will KD become a Champ again?

 

 

OCW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP

OMAR GIBBS (C) VS. KD.ANGELO

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	That was AWESOME!
	All I could here was "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

 

We open up inside the Insiders locker room, Parker is sat rummaging through his bag and gathering his ring gear an boots, whilst Pugh is once again stood infront of a full length mirror, practicing all kinds of poses, ranging from headstands, to flexing, to push ups, or as Pugh likes to call it...'ego yoga'.

Parker: Feeling confident for tonight?

Pugh: I'm 'Kid Ego'...I'm always confident!

Pugh: I plan on choking the life out of that blonde goon, and looking spectacular whilst doing it!

Parker: You play too much.

Pugh: And you need to lighten up..You need to start enjoying yourself out there.

Parker: I can't afford to lighten up..and why should I?

Pugh: Have some fun...toy with your food..have you even wrestled more than 10 minutes in any of your last 10-15 matches?

Parker: No..but what's your point?..I go out there to assert my dominance, not goof around striking poses.

Pugh: Where's the fun in that?

Parker: Punching someone in the mouth is the most fun you can have out there.

Parker leans back in his chair

Parker : Look at it this way man, you and me, we are dinosaurs here man.....We weren't supposed to survive the 'golden age'...and we sure as hell weren't supposed to survive the 'Ambition Era'.

Parker: You gotta think of OCW like Jurassic Park.

Pugh: Jurassic Park?

Parker: Yeah, Jurassic Park..

Parker: You see, everyone running around here mouthing off are like raptors...ruthless..and would cut your jugular at a moments notice...you got the Ex guys buzzing around like those little shitty things that killed the girl at the start of Jurassic Park 3..

Parker: You got you and Dupree...you two are the Dilophosaurus, all frills and colours..strutting around showing off.

Parker: You got the HIPPO-lodocus Trance.

Pugh: That's not a real dinosaur!

Parker: Sure it is.

Parker: And then there's me...the big ol' T-Rex.

Parker: The alpha...the one they THINK they want a piece of..but when they get it..it's way too much for them to handle.

Parker: If you didn't play so much, maybe you would still be Hardcore champion and on course to smash my record..but instead Gibbs took that away from you.

Parker pulls the OCW world title out of his bag

Parker: Ain't no-one taking this away from me..That's why I go out there, and assert my dominance..I have no need to play with my food..I swallow it whole.

Parker: People know that when they face you, they get all the plaudits, the highlight replays, the fivestar matches, the spotlight on the re-cap shows...

Parker: When people know they are stepping into my ring..I want them to doubt themselves..I want to have won before I even place 1 foot on the entrance ramp.

Parker: Remember when you first saw Jurassic Park..and they wait all night to feed that goat to the T-Rex?

Pugh: Yeah.

Parker: And before you even see the T-Rex, you hear the foot steps and that cup of water vibrates..and you KNOW..right at that very moment, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

Parker: Well, when someone gets booked against me..I want them to get that feeling....to ask themselves if they even want to be in that situation..and when they hear that roar, I want them to know, that they are shit outta luck.

Pugh: Jurassic Parker?

Parker: Jurassic Parker.

Parker: And if you thought I beat the piss out of Dimsmore at Wrestlution, it's going to a whole other level tonight...and after I've spat out the bones, I'll move onto the next little raptor that thinks he can take out the king of the dinosaurs.

The scene fades out as Pugh grabs his laptop and begins to google for a HIPPO-lodocus

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Jurassic Parker has a nice ring to it!
	Don't YOU EVEN!

	Plenty of animosity from both teams in our next bout - a mixed tag battle between members of Kindred, in James Rose and Alice Malice, and the A-Team contingent of newly renamed Murdock, and Face...
	These Vampires need to get to steppin, ain't nobody gonna sabotage Face's rise to the Queen of OCW - you hear me Alice Malice?
	Let's see what happens in this potentially awesome tag team match.

 

MIXED TAG-TEAM

The A-TEAM VS. KINDRED

The Camera pans to the announce team!

	Good Heavens!
	Now that's a fight, by gone!

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