We cut backstage to the OMG locker room the way it should be! Once again a rumpus party atmosphere with the Ex Division title dangling from the ceiling like a makeshift disco ball. The camera pans to the VIP section of the locker room, where we see Matsuda dressed in a bathrobe with Minami on his arm, discussing important business with the newest member of OMG Enterprises, the lovely, high yellow, Odessa Ebony.
Matsuda appears to be on cloud nine attempting to smoke an expensive cigarette, but gags on the thick smoke before flicking the whole thing across the room. A stark contrast to Matsuda is the very stern, self proclaimed "World's Smartest Wrestler", who was shuffling through a handful of contract papers.
Matsuda: So let me get this straight, not only can I sue the board of directors, but I can also get away with suing google, napster, Kroger, and Chuck Scaggs?
Odessa: That's what I said.
Matsuda: Well do it! And while you're at it, I would like to make some conditions to MY new title.
Odessa: Alright. I can do that. A normal lawyer couldn't do that, but I the most brilliant and stellar mind on the face of the Earth, can do that.
Matsuda: Yeah, sure. LET IT BE KNOWN…
Jirai approaches from behind with quill and parchments.
Matsuda: Let it be known that in this, the two thousand and thirteenth year under our dear leader, Hideto Matsuda, that Matsuda is too much of a commodity to defend his title under extreme rules. From now on, his title represents all that is pure and just in wrestling!
Odessa: I can do that.
Matsuda: Matsuda will never be subjected to defending his title on a free television program. In fact, Matsuda will be given the week off before EVERY pay per view event, so long as he is champion!
Odessa: Done.
Matsuda: And lastly, change that bullish*t Scofield had proposed about abolishing weight classes. Matsuda don't play dat. In fact, make it so that my opponents have to be lighter than me!
Odessa puts her pen to her lips, furrowing her brows as she pauses.
Matsuda: Well?
Odessa: Actually… due to contract restrictions, established with the employment of Guy Fausto… it will actually be exceedingly difficult to put that in motion… You have to include heavyweights.
Matsuda: What the hell?
Odessa: BUT… the stipulations don't deny you the right to decide the maximum weight of the potential heavyweights…
Matsuda: Fine. Heavyweights have to weigh EXACTLY 231.43 lbs or they are ineligible for competition.
Odessa: Done.
Matsuda laughs and the scene fades.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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I knew this would be a terrible idea! |
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The world is based on rules scaggs, if people don't follow those rules they are to be sued! |
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Since pairing up with sports agent to the stars Ari Brookstone, Mugen has been on something of a roll, and tonight he gets his chance at the OCW Tel... excuse me the OCW North American Championship in this match with Sean McGee to crown a new NA Champion... |
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Spoiler Alert: Mugen wins. I've seen the script, and the greatest Japanese Suplex Machine in history prevails. |
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Well... Sean McGee might have something to say about that... |
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Sean McGee also has something to say about his new Very Berry flavor BUFF BLASTER (He takes a sip of new BUFF BLASTER VERY BERRY). That's BERRY-TACULAR... I don't want to do this anymore Scaggs... its degrading |
OCW North American Championship
SEAN McGEE(C) vs. MUGEN
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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He's done it! |
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I can't belive it! |
The camera cuts in backstage where Tobin Frost is in the locker room talking to him-self. He is pacing back and forth trying to make sense and rationalize what went on in his number one contender’s match.
Tobin: What else am I supposed to do? I gave 110% out there tonight and had my success snatched away from me. You were a few seconds from grasping a taste of glory. But instead you let it slip from your hands yet again! How does this continue to happen? It happened because you didn’t want it enough Tobin. You didn’t close things out. You let your victory get taken from you.
Tobin is full of self-hate and regret. When he thinks of what happened his mind keeps coming back to the fact that he has yet to gain a victory on Pay-Per View.
Tobin: You are cursed Tobin cursed. You are the San Jose Sharks of OCW. You go to the big show, and you have a chance to do something great. But you just continue to fail when it matters most. It is burned into your DNA. You will forever be the guy that can’t win the big one when the light shines its brightest. You need to think about handing them boots up Tobin. You can’t make it to the top if you can’t win in these situations.
Tobin stops talking and just continues to pace. He’s still in his singlet with the straps off his shoulders. He stops and picks up his gym bag for a towel.
Tobin: What are you saying to yourself?
Tobin throws the bag down in frustration.
Tobin: Give up! Give up? Have you ever given up in your life? You’ve worked to hard and to long to give up now. This isn’t the first time you’ve failed Tobin and it won’t be the last. Failure is an important part of success. There is no man in the history of OCW that didn’t go through tough times. You aren’t the first nor the last. Now is not the time to play the poor me car. Remember what grandpa used to say to you.
Tobin: “You have to embrace the adversity. There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.”
Tobin: There will always be a next time, there always is win, lose, or draw. The wheels keep on spinning and the world keeps on turning. As long as your heart beats you are going to keep fighting until you get where you want to be. You will take this and all of your set backs along the way and become better for them. Next time make that dream a reality Tobin…
The camera fades and Tobin continues to pace.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Cmon Tobin hold it together! |
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Embrace the DARKSIDE kid thats your only option! |