As the bell rings, the lights in the arena flicker and fade as mass confusion engulfs the fans in attendance.
Almost as quickly as they went off, the lights come back on again – only in the ring, where all four competitors stood, stands Murdock. He looks puzzled for a moment, as the confusion continues.
The lights quickly flicker again, as a headstone on the stage area lights up, displaying the letters “Face” – visible across the arena via the X-Tron, accompanied by a short funeral march blaring over the arena PA system.
We cut back to Murdock who looks furious as the scene fades.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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What the hell just happened? |
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I dont know! |
The scene opens ...
Jim Black stands in the interview area with Sean "BUFFNESS" McGee and "FIT" Blackwell . "FIT" stands next to McGee holding the OCW Television title as Jim move in to do a interview.
Black - "BUFFNESS" , You step in the ring tonight with Mugen for the newly reinstated North American title what are your thoughts on to nights match up ?
The camera pans down as "FIT" grabs the mic away from Jim Black .
"FIT" - Jim , tonight BUFFNESS will walk in to DAMNATION as your Television Champion ... and when the match is over he will be your newly crowned OCW North American Champion !
McGee reaches down and takes the mic from "FIT" as he holds the title into camera view .
McGee - Mugen .... We both know you have no ... and I mean NO business in the same ring with me ...
"FIT" jumps on Jims back and uses his mic to address the camera .
"FIT" - Mr. MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
McGee - So tonight I'm gonna teach you and your new manager a lesson !
Black - What would that be .
McGee - The lesson is ... you can put all the fancy things you want on a turd it will still be shit .
Black - Will you be watching the triple threat for the #1 contender ?
McGee - No Jim I'm not gonna waste my time with that crap ... doesn't matter who wins , none of them need to be in the ring with me !!!
McGee and "FIT" walk off leaving Jim Black standing and staring at the camera .
The camera fades to black....
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Sean's feelng good tonight! |
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He should he is on top of the world! |
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After weeks of walking around here claiming to be International Champion, Jacob Trance finally gets his chance to be a contender for a title in this brawl with former TV Champion Tobin Frost, and poorly dressed amigo Justin Raze... Al did you change my script? |
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I gotta do something, you're killing us in here - simply awful telecasting. Now move aside... this is how you do it. |
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*SIGH* |
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One of these wastes of space will be #1 contender for a title they'll never be able to win. Will it be the big black one, the big white one or the second big white one? Lets find out... Dear father in heaven, please make this ring strong enough to withstand these fat messes |
#1 Contender North American Championship
Tobin Frost vs. Justin Raze vs. Jacob Trance
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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We have a new #1 Contender! |
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Yea! |
We cut to the backstage area where we see an indistinguishable bald head being polished by perfectly manicured hands wielding a silky purple towel.
When the aforementioned dome is sufficiently shined the camera zooms out, revealing the proprietor of the magnificently molded cranium--it was none other than the immaculate noggin of our Dear Leader and distributor of villainy, Hideto Matsuda, making the necessary preparations before his ex-division title match later on in the night.
Providing Matsuda with his pre-match tune up is the Villainous Regime in full force, Junichiro and Jirai are frantically massaging the dear leaders soles as Minami finishes the royal scalp rub.
Carefully, the entering Stacy Clarke approaches the villain who is in deep meditation, his eyes closed behind his darkly tinted aviators, breaths calm and paced brought the benevolent villain deeper and deeper into intense focus.
OCW's bravest reporter extends a pointed index finger, cautiously jabbing Matsuda in the shoulder against the requests of Junichiro and Jirai.
Almost instantly as if by reflex Matsuda spits his infamous acidic green spray into the eyes of Stacy, for old times sake, sending Stacy stumbling to the ground.
Matsuda: Your services are unneeded here, woman.
Matsuda snaps his fingers thrice and stands to his feet. The loyal general of villainy Junichiro retrieves his wallet and fetches three dollar bills and swiftly hands them to his dear leader.
Matsuda proceeds to crunch up the dollars one by one and drops them on the motionless interviewer.
Matsuda: For the microphone.
Matsuda snatches the OCW issued microphone from her stiff grip of the unconscious Clarke.
Matsuda: I'm going to make this quick so listen up and listen close.
Grabbing hold of the camera lens Our Villain brings the audience in closer.
Matsuda: Two weeks ago, I took away your home.
Matsuda: This week you fell for my most clever of ruses and I took away your focus.
Matsuda: But tonight, I'm going to take away two things from you…
Matsuda's lips curl into a sharp grin.
Matsuda: Your title…
Matsuda: And I'll leave the last for surprise. Smell ya later Derrick!
Matsuda tosses the camera and the scene fades.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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That was uncalled for! |
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That's why he is a Villian! |