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Harvey dismisses Francis and is left alone with Heather Angelo.
Heather: Harvey! Please sto
H2O puts his finger over Heather’s lips. He then takes his finger and wipes off her tears that smudges her eye makeup even more.
H2O: Stop? I haven’t even started yet. I’ve tried to be nice for so long, Heather. It just doesn’t work out for me.
H2O: I’ve lost so many friends trying to be nice. Valkyrie, Bobby Minio, KD, and Baker. I’ve tried hard to get Tiberius Dupree’s approval. Even he disrespects me! A man that I looked up to! The man that gave me a reason to come here!
H2O: I can count on one hand who does. That’s one man, Papa…Kass.
Heather: I’m still your friend. You see me? I’m going through hell right now and I've been losing myself everyday since my career began. I just need help! I need to figure out how to control this demon and be a good person like you, Good Light.
Harvey smirks but isn’t buying what Heather’s putting down.
H2O: Nice try but days listening to you are over. The only reason why I even call for you was to stay away and let Furiosa finish her job.
Heather: But I have always wanted to become The OCW Womens Champion! Wouldn’t you rather see me than her?
H2O: I would rather not even be here to have to talk to you. But I have to protect this family from anyone that interferes with our mission.
Heather stops weeping and notices the change in Harvey’s eyes. Heather shakes her head and attempts to break free from the ropes.
Heather: His influence is growing…inside of you. Please let me go! I can save you! We don’t need Kassti
H2O frightens Heather by covering her mouth with his hand. The Influence fills within his eyes.
H2O: No! We don’t need YOU! What we need is the spark that started the wildfire. My mission for Papa Kass is to spread “The Influence” as you say. Those who aren’t persuaded by it will be buried.
H2O: I will crush my opponents like a grape and make fine wine for all of us. Including Sensation.
Harvey slowly takes his hand away from her mouth.
Heather: You’re more lost than you ever were before. The Good Light is gone.
Harvey laughs diabolically. Heather can’t believe what she’s witnessing. H2O looks around the room in search of something.
He finds a dimmed lantern next to the Papa Kass mural. He stands up, walks over and grabs it. He brings it back and places it next to Heather.
H2O: Let this lantern personify “The Good Light”. If it makes you feel better, you can keep it as a souvenir. I’m doing being that guy. But promise me as long as you keep it, you leave Furiosa alone.
Heather thinks for a brief moment. Harvey grows impatient.
Heather: Whatever. Do what you wish. You’ll regret it babe. Just so you know I’ll always l….
H2O: FURIOSA, COME BACK!
Heather’s head falls to her chest as Harvey unties her from the chair.
Furiosa stands up from the chair and shakes the cobwebs out of her head.
Furiosa: Disgusting. I hate love.
H2O: Yeah this isn’t The Bold and The Beautiful starring Colin Locke and Ashley Moore or The Young and The Restless like John Carter and Marisa X$pensive.
Furiosa smiles. H2O nods at the lantern sitting on the floor and Furiosa picks it up.
H2O: Hold onto that for a little while to keep that woman at bay at SummerCide.
Furiosa and H2O walks out of their locker room as we fade to the next segment.
OCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
DEREK SMITH vs. CLAUDIO STARDOM vs. MARK REESE*
BUBBA GO ROUND
We turn back to scenic Hootsney World, where people are lined up for several of the "safest" rides in town. The camera pans over to show a ride that actually appears to be safe: The Bubba-Go-Round.
The ride is decked out with a jungle-like aesthetic, with giant trees and animatronic gorillas hanging off of them. The main attraction, of course, is the pride of Bubbas gently bobbing up and down to the beat of Tarzan Boy. Several people are standing in line, with the titular lion himself sitting right beside the ride entrance, with a sign above reading "Free Pets + Hugs".
Drago, Mugen, Dupree, and Spider are all standing beside the line admiring the scenery.
Drago: I'm needed help with this one. Wanted to make a ride good for….
Drago and Mugen: FAMILY.
Dupree looks across the line to admire Bubba's mane, the only head of hair that can possibly match his in the entire phreaking galaxy.
Dupree: Interdasting….
Spider clears his throat.
RYU: That's nice but I think I'd actually want to ride something that's not meant for MANLETS.
He's about to storm off when he is approached by everyone's favorite cyber gorilla, Cyber Sensation.
Cyber Sensation: Wait a second b. This mothaf**** look like the child that went missing. Your mom's at the carousel.
RYU: I'm not a child, I'm the GREATEST manager of the GREATEST wrestlers in OCW history.
Cyber Sensation: Survey says….Beep boop mothaf**** that don't compute.
He lifts Spider up with one arm and escorts him to the Bubba-Go-Round, seating him right beside an old lady.
Old Lady: Is that my beautiful son???
She pinches his cheeks.
RYU: AAAAAHHHH STOP! HAAAAAAAAALP!
As Spider receives a peppermint patty from the random old lady, Dupree enters a conscious dream state.
Staring at the gorgeous mane of Bubba, Dupree imagines himself as an omnipotent lion prowling the Canadian rainforest in the heat of summer. His golden silk mane flowing in the breeze like maple leaves in mid July.
But just as he begins to cherish his glorious summer a dark forbidding cloud emerges. The darkness begins to morph and contort into a giant shape eclipsing the sun. The final form of this massive entity is a menacing goat with a diabolical laugh.
Dupree immediately awakens from this hellish nightmare in a puddle of tears. He clutches Bubba with all his heart, mumbling about his “summer” as others look on in visible confusion.
