Imugenation: The Ride
The cameras start rolling as we see Young Little Joy-da prancing through the streets of Hootsney World going towards the area aptly known as Mugic Kingdom. Well, to be clear she thinks she’s young but she’s actually 37. Hey, 37 is the new 7 right?
Anyways, as we keep moving, the tallest structure on this side of the Gulf of Mexico and south of the Mason Dixon, Imugenation: The Ride comes into view. The monstrous ride, the size of a literal whole football field in the sky, is home to the screams of fear and happiness from its riders.
Joy-da: Aw yuuuuusssssss, can’t wait to get on this ride today. I’m finally old enough to get on.
Eh, she’s been old enough for many years, it’s weird, she’s weird, it’s complicated. Joy-da goes up to the entrance and scans her Hootsney World Flash Pass Plus to get to the front of the line. She actually paid an extra 49.99 for that, what a sucker.
As she gets to the front of the line she passes by the numerous video montages and art displays of Mugen delivering his famous move, the Imugenation.
See, for years the move was deemed to be unsafe as we saw the likes of Kwan Watts and that weird guy what was his name………Denver White, that’s it.
Well those two always took the move improperly and paid for it dearly but we all know that mirror mirror on the wall, Mugen is the safest of them all. Now, even the common non-wrestling folk can experience just what it is like to take a lethal but safe Imugenation.
This ride, takes the riders 369 feet up in the air where they are then dangling for 10 seconds before all of a sudden they take a deep spinning plunge down to safety. Joy here is about to experience that as we see her get strapped into the seats next to some other happy riders.
Joy-da: I can’t wait to tell everyone back at school just how much fun I had and that I got to ride the Imugenation.
Once again, she’s old and not in school but no one is ever too old to take the Imugenation, just ask Jaysin Sensation(Editors note: fk U Robert). As Joy and her fellow riders get pulled up to the top of the ride, she starts to hear the voices from the speakers.
Voice: BEEP BOOP MOTHAFUCKA
Joy-da: Huh?
150 feet
Voice: That’s deep
250 feet
Joy-da: I can’t wait, I can’t wait. This is the greatest day ever.
369 feet
Voice: Want a title shot?
Joy without hesitation responds to the voice.
Joy-da: Of course, I want to be chaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM—-----
Voice: SIKE
The ride drops her and her fellow riders as we see Mugen watching along from nearby with a tear in his eye.
Mugen: My masterpiece.
The scene seemingly freezes on Mugen mid-chef’s kiss as the scene fades to black.
But the scene fades back into view as Mugen looks down below from the platform he's standing on and sees a scrambling Ryu still trying to escape Cyborg Sensation.
Mugen: Old sport! You are better off being captured! This is looking silly!
Ryu looks back up as he sees a smiling Mugen and flips him off before continuing to run.
The scene freezes with Mugen mid-shrug as we fade back to black.
OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
MAXX EDWARDS vs. H20*
Camera Transitions to the backstage area
Cameraman and Stacy Clark appears walking backstage
Stacy Clark : We’re currently looking for One of the Newest Rookies of OCW Scotty X Who made his Appearance Front row in the crowd and left before the main event started
Stacy Clark : A Couple Crew members saw him leave the crowd and came in the backstage area not that long so we’re just trying get a few Questions from him.
Stacy Clark spotted Scotty X Walking by heading to the parking lot
Stacy Clark Catches up with Scotty X
Stacy Clark : Scotty X I was hoping to get a word from you right quick
Scotty X Ignores her and continues to walk
Stacy Clark : Many are wondering when will we see You making your In-Ring Debut here in OCW???
Scotty X Continues to Ignores her
Stacy Clark : We’ve noticed that you left before the main event even started is that a sign of you potentially knowing who you want to face in your first match???
Scotty X Stops walking and turns towards her
Scotty X :You will all know what my next move is very soon just a little more patience but Like I said before None of you are ready yet unless I say that you’re all ready to see me
Scotty X Walks Away From Stacy Clark
Camera Fades to black