The referee calls for the bell and Drago Cesar gets his hand raised as the victor of this contest! He drops on one knee, barely able to catch a breath as the cameraman, now dubbed Johnny Law, rolls in the ring.

Johnny Law: Drago, you did it! Oh my God, you got him! Now wait here, I'll go get what we need!

Johnny runs out of the ring for a bit as Drago removes the net from his vest pocket. He notices that A.C. Cobra is still lying on the mat, trying to gather his bearings, and lays the net over his face. He doesn't really seem to be affected by it as Drago sits next to him and talks to himself for a bit.

Drago Cesar: Yes......Finally, this cobra is mine and I will become world famous for best animal hunter in world! Don't worry my friend, I will take you to safe place, where animal friends like you are everywhere and you be right at home! No worry, no worry.....Now where is that cameraman?

Suddenly, a van pulls out of the stage and backs up down the ramp. The van reaches near the ring and comes to a halt. Johnny Law pops out the front seat and opens the the back doors. He motions for Drago to get in. Drago slowly, but surely, drags A.C. over to the van, and is about to place him in the back when all of a sudden, he is clotheslined by Luke Fuentes! Drago's dazed on the concrete as Luke drags A.C. away from the van and over the barricade, but not before saying......

Luke Fuentes: C'mon!

Drago slowly sits up and realizes that his prey is escaping. He tries to run towards Luke, but Johnny stops him.

Johnny Law: Forget it, you ain't going to get him when that Luke guy has got his back. But what you did was send A.C. a hell of a message! We've got to regroup and take out that big guy somehow, then and only then can we set this cobra free! Let's go, Drago.

Johnny helps Drago up and both of them get in the van as they start to drive up the ramp. The segment ends.

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	It looks like Drago might have another beast to hunt. The Protective Luke Bear!
	Now your just making stuff up!

Wrestlelution continues on, the backstage buzz serving as a background soundtrack as the scene opens on the One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio, moving through the halls. The camera view low, looking up at Minio’s chest, furrowed brow and look of determination. His head whipping back and forth, it’s clear that Minio is looking for something, or someone. After a turn down a random backstage hall, he finds it.

The OCW’s Dread Pirate Cut-Throat, trust sack draped over his shoulder, and an instant look of amusement as he comes nose to nose with his opponent later on tonight, Minio.

Bobby Minio: “Just the loon I was looking for.”

Cut-Throat : “Wee Minnow. Ye have to have learned by now that when ye go lookin for trouble, ye be finding it.”

Bobby Minio: “I’m looking to talk business.”

Cut-Throat : “Business little fish? Well, Ye have my curiosity. I suppose this has something to do with me being the last man standing on deck, tonight.”

Bobby Minio: “Exactly… but to hell with the last man standing garbage. This, you and I, this has been about one specific thing since the jump. This is about the fact that you’re some toolbox running around in a halloween costume and you expect us to deal with it. Whatever little… mental illness or social tick this all is, it’s bogging the OCW down, and tonight it comes to an end.”

As Minio’s rant winds down, Cut-Throat smirks, leaning into Minio’s face.

Cut-Throat : “... and what, pray tell, do ye plan on doing about it, little Minnow?”

On queue, Minio’s left hand raises up between the two men, holding a microphone.

Bobby Minio: “I’m going to make you admit, in front of everyone… that you are NOT a pirate. You are a man. In a costume. You’re a gimmick. You are a fraud.”

Cut-Throat : “Ye speak with distinction, little fish, but by the time we’re through, ye will be calling me CAPTAIN.”

Bobby Minio: “Yeah, I’ll be calling you Captain Cuckoo. Until then.”

In response, Cut-Throat’s chin comes up, a confident smile plastered on his face.

Cut-Throat : “Until then.”

The two men both step forward, shoulder bumping against shoulder, as they each split out of frame off camera and the scene slips into the next segment.

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	Bobby and Cut Throat making there own rules!
	They can't do that!

	Looks like they did, and up next The Queen of OCW Championship is on the line. As The Squad Leader of the BombShield takes on 1 half of BettyFORD the always Intoxicated Eerie Sunshine.
	This is going to be brutal!

 

 

	Good heavens!
	They laid it all out.

Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, CA is the setting for us today as Wrestlution 9 is upon us. We open the scene with OMG Twack Pac members Dimsmore and The First Lady Lacy Love making their way into the stadium. Lacy is in the passenger seat with her bedazzled Beats on her head. Dimsmore doesn’t realize she has them on and seems to be in mid conversation with her.

Dimsmore: … This is Wrestlution 9. San Francisco, California. The grandest stage in E-Wrestling. The single biggest show in OCW every single year. Wrestler dream nightly about how they want to make an impact on the OCW landscape. And this year is no exception Lacy.

Lacy is in her own little world, bobbing her head to whatever new J-Pop CD Minami has released. I guess that doesn’t deter Dimsmore from the conversation. Or he continues to be oblivious to it. Dimsmore gives a wave to the security guard that is posted outside the talent parking area.

Dimsmore: And I have a chance to be a part of history to become a 3 time Future Investment winner. What a moment that would be. But if I could be honest for a second, that would be the second thing that has been on my mind as of late.

Dimsmore pulls into a parking space. For some reason he doesn’t want to look Lacy in the face. So he avoids look at her at all costs. Looking at the speedometer, out the windshield and out of his own window.

Dimsmore: Look, I’m in my late 30’s and I already know that I can’t wrestle forever. And I know that we had an understanding when this whole thing started. After my very public divorce from Charlotte, a serious relationship was the last thing on my mind. And… and …..

Unbeknown to Dimsmore, Lacy’s favorite song on the album just came on and she is in “This is my jam” mode.

Dimsmore: The word marriage was out of the question. But you changed all that. And I now know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is….

Lacy finally notices that Dimsmore is talking to her and she pulls one earphone off of her ear.

Lacy: What was that Dimmy-Poo??

Dimsmore turns his head to her and notices that she is just now paying attention.

Dimsmore: Weren’t you listening??

Lacy: No, I’m sorry. Track 8 came on and I was in my zone Dimmy.

Dimsmore face palms.

Dimsmore: Unbelievable. Anyways, what I was saying was…

Just as Dims is about to recap his spiel, there’s a loud knock at his window.

???: HEY! You!

The knock was from C4’s Lord of the Lariat, Mugen. Dimsmore shakes his head and presses the button to roll down the window.

Mugen: You aren't going to be so lucky again this year Dimsmore.

Dimsmore: Mugen, I would love nothing more than to dump you on your neck where you stand. But I’m kinda in the middle of something.

Mugen: You got very lucky that the ring crew poorly set up that briefcase. Speaking of luck, Lacy Luck looks like shes had some better days.

Lacy: Get out of here punk bytch!!!!

Mugen looks at Lacy as he makes that last remark. Lacy grabs Dimsmore’s arm to prevent things from escalating any further, Mugen runs off laughing maniacally. Dimsmore whips his face to try and regain his train of thought.

Dimsmore: Let’s just get inside. I’m starving.

They both get out of the car and grab their bags to head inside. About 10 feet from where they are there seems to be a commotion. Some OCW groupies are surrounding one Sean “McBiceps” McGee.

Ladies (Yelling) : BUFFNESS!!!!!

McGee begins flirting with the herd as Dims and Lacy walk by.

Random Groupie: Can I get an autograph Buffness? And please include your cell or room number.

Buffness: Anything for fans.

McGee sees the OMG power couple out of the corner of his eye.

Buffness: Hey Lacy, lemme know when you’re ready for a real man…

McGee flexes one bicep as he calls out to Lacy. Lacy rolls her eyes as Dimsmore gives McGee the finger and they continue making their way to the OMG Twack Pac locker room area. Just as they get to the door, The Alpha KD walks up to the two of them.

K. Dangelo : Well you know what Lacy, you do know gluttony is a sin. I can tell by those thighs, you have been heading down that path. We need to pray immediately.

Both Lacy and Dims look puzzled at KD.

K. Dangelo : But maybe you need to feed your boy to get his weight up since he’s messing with a super heavyweight. When this train starts moving there is no stopping it. He should know that from our last match.

K. Dangelo : Tonight Lacy, you could end up in the garden and be welcomed to the Boondox!

KD walks out of the scene and Dimsmore shakes his head to disregard whatever KD was spewing. They both walk into the locker room and set their bags down. Dimsmore takes a seat in front of his locker as Lacy begins to unpack her luggage.

Lacy: Well now, what were you saying in the car??

Dimsmore stands and walks over to her very abruptly.

Dimsmore: Look, I’m just gonna get to the point. I love you Lacy Sanderson. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Dimsmore grabs her hand and drops to his knee.

Dimsmore: Lacy… Will you marry me???

Lacy’s jaw would have been on the floor is this was a cartoon. She is shocked and stunned that Dims has proposed. He’s popped the question if you will. Lacy is stunned with silence as we head back to the ring.

The Camera pans to the announce team!  

	HOLY *****
	SAY YES TO THE DRESS!!!!