Jim: Hi folks! Jim Black here! Tonight I'm connected via satellite with H2O’s knee surgeon from Bellevue Hospital in NYC, Dr. Steele.
Camera changes to split screen of Jim Black and Dr. Steele.
Jim: Hello, Dr. Steele.
Dr. S: Hello, Mr. Black.
Jim: Please, Doc. Call me Jim. Let's get right to it.
Jim: Now Dr. Steele, H2O went against your orders to stay off his leg for at least the first 3 weeks. He fought 2 out of those first 3 weeks. A total of 4 of the last 6. May we have an update of his condition. Were there any setbacks?
Dr. S: Well the one week he didn't show up to Riot he was with me. I gave him strict orders to stay home and rest. Recently, I checked it and it was healing slower than expected given his age.
Jim: So you're saying, like Road To Glory, he'll be wearing the brace again against Anthony Baker?
Dr. S: Didn't say that Jim. Just before he left for Tokyo, I checked his knee and he regained stability and comfort without it. So Mr. Ocean is officially cleared to perform under caution.
Jim: But he has been performing already. What's the difference now?
Dr. S: This time at a higher level. I'd say he's 70%. The rest is up to him. Time will tell when he regains his fill confidence back after being derailed by this.
Jim: We hope so too. We miss that high 2 obtain offense he that he once had. Thank you so much Dr. Steele for the update.
Dr. S: Thanks for having me.
Jim: Back to you guys.
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Word is an unknown hacker here in Japan has leaking private photos and text messages of famous wrestling talent worldwide as of late. Most of the photos came as no surprise to anyone as OCW’s roster is infamous for their off screen shenanigans. This being Wrestlution Weekend we are privy to the disgusting as well as the hilarious.
These are text messages between Eerie Sunshine and Anna Mosity better known as Betty Ford.
The Crowd Laughs!
The Crowd Laughs again!
The Crowd Starts Chating "They Are Trashy" while clapping in unison
Those may not have been the text messages you were expecting you perverted savages. If you want those “kind of” pics, they leaked months ago. Subscribe to (TNN) Trash Network News to know what’s Fappening!
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Hahah I love this!
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Up next the Crown C bomb of Crime takes on the Wife of the G.T.G.O.A.T.
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We got a whole lot of bad blood! This one is gonna be brutal! |
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Previously Recorded
Jim Black walks over to a compact japanese style garbage truck. As Jim and the camera approach we see various modifications have been made to the truck for the upcoming race
We see that the SENDAI PREFECTURE WASTE MANAGEMENT logo on the side has been spray painted over with a white skull and the words “LORD TRASHMUNGOUS”
Towards the bottom of the Garbage Box we see trash cans tied to either side forming pontoons. There are men harnessed to the pontoons with Drumsticks beating the pontoons like War Drums.
The men are wearing nothing but tattered pants and are covered in white chalk with a streak of black painted across their eyes. Another two are sitting in the Driver and Passenger seat of the car wearing comical looking helmets and goggles made of garbage.
Sitting on top of the Truck’s chassis in a specially made canopy is Ryu Matsumoto, Lord Trashmungous in regal looks armor made of garbage and a flowing cape
TRASHMUNGOUS: AH! JIMMINY BLEK! I DIDN’T NOTICE YOU THERE! BEHOLD MY TRASH BEAST AND ITS FLEET OF TRASH-BOYS!
Jim Black surveys what he sees and merely shakes his head. Not wanting to get involved he sighs
JIM: Back to you Kalix.
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A GARBAGE TRUCK? REALLY?
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(sings) "Human Garbage, can't be trusted he is the trash!" |
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