We find ourselves back in The Purge Mobile 6000, sometime later and somehow…..Mugen……
Mugen: And I won the Nobel Peace Price….not once….TWICE IN THE SAME YEAR WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN PINKY TOE. HOW DO YOU STOP A MAN LIKE ME. AND THEN!
The camera shows the rest of The Purge either asleep or distracted on their smartphones.
Mugen: Well I think I’ve said enough. I’m going to tell you guys one thing about Wrestlution.
Mugen pulls the team in together as the Purge Mobile 6000 is still driving right on water across the Pacific Ocean.
Mugen: I demand that none of you meddle in my match tonight. I know I can defeat that pathetic Sensation no matter how juiced up he is.
Mugen starts pointing at everybody
Mugen: That’s all of you okay? NOBODY HELP.
The Purge all nod reluctantly as they get back to their business
Mugen: 2017, The Year of the Purge, Part 2. Electric Boogaloo.
Mugen starts laughing as the scene fades out
The Camera pans to the announce team!
So he doesn't want any help eh!
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Who needs help against an old crazy man? |
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The Camera pans to the announce team!
WHAT THE WHAT!
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Oh my!!! |
And we’re back! There’s a multi colored Rabbit mech grappling with a Kaiju sized purple dinosaur. All the members of the rabbit rangers are inside a cockpit.
Sentai Hare: Our Mega Ultra Rabbitzord is only going toe to toe with him.
Wheelerewolf: I’m hitting buttons!
Sensei Hare: Relax. We have to work as a team.
Bunny D: Alright let’s do it. If we all synchronize this button press we’ll win. Five.
Light Hare Mask: Cuatro.
Wheelerewolf: Three.
Sensei Hare: Two.
Sentai Hare: ONE~!
All the Rabbit Rangers hit a button and the Mega Ultra Rabbitzord nails the Kaiju with a Jumping Cutter from OUTTANOWHERE. After the damaging blow is down the Mech looks towards the camera and does a “\__O_/” pose. After a brief pause the Purple Dinosaur explodes probably causing much damage to the city. The Mega Ultra Rabbitzord doesn’t even look.
Sentai Hare: Wow with the power of friendship and team- HEY!
Suddenly the Red Sentai Hare known as Light Hare Mask starts punching and kicking all the other Rabbit Rangers knocking them off screen. After a bit he stands off with them and takes off his visor to reveal a mask.
He was Liger Mask all along! :O
All four of the non-Liger Masks try to hit him, but to no avail as he throws them all out of the Mega Ultra Rabbitzord one by one.
Liger Mask: Estúpido conejo Trix son para niños. (Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.)
Liger Mask leaps out of the Mega Ultra Rabbitzord holding a detonator. Standing victorious in front of the defeated rangers. Sentai Hare is struggling to look up at Liger Mask.
Sentai Hare: How... could you?
Liger Mask: ¡SOY RUDO! (I’m Rudo!) [i]CLICK![i]
Liger Mask presses the button on the detonator as the Mega Ultra Rabbitzord blows up in the saddest and largest of pyrotechnics. Bits and pieces of metal rabbit start raining down the city streets as Liger Mask is seen walking away and laughing maniacally.
To be continued?
The Camera pans to the announce team!
What a surreal experiance tonight has been!!
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And we still have tomorrow! |