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The Arena Explodes in a cascade of Pyro technics as the Official Wrestlution 15 Night One Theme blares.

The Official Wrestlution 2022 Night One Opener!

 

	IT'S TIME!!! IT'S WRESTLUTION 16
	An EPIC TWO NIGHT EVENT! LIVE and also STREAMING ON TWITCH.TV/OCWFED and YOUTUBE.COM/OCWFEDTV

	I am excited! I got goosebumps!
	You better be! STRAP IN BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND IS A KILLER!

Trisha Waldrop, OCW’s Ambassador of International Community Relations sits down for an exclusive interview with OCW General Manager Tiberius Octavian Dupree. The pair sit in a homely room, with a well placed Wrestlution 16 poster and a steaming pot of tea between them.

Trisha: Greetings Tiberius, let’s just skip the pleasantries and get right into it shall we?

Dupree nods politely.

Trisha: First things first, Wrestlution 16, live here in London for the first time ever, thoughts?

Dupree: It should have been Canada.

Tibby stares at her with a flat face then cracks his classic half smile.

Dupree: No but seriously, you can have Wrestlution in a back alley and it would still be the greatest event in wrestling history. But having it here just makes it that much more special.

Trisha: I agree, hopefully it turns out better than our trip to Japan.

Dupree: Yeah what happened in Japan, stays in Japan.

Trisha: Anyway, next question. What match are you most interested in at tonight’s event?

Dupree: I would be stupid not to say the six man tag match involving Mr. Sensation, 3 Hall of Famers, Jake Allen and what’s his face.

Trisha gives him an incredulous look.

Trisha: You mean, Ryu Matsumoto.

Dupree: Yes, Trash.

Trisha: It’s surprising not to see you on the side of Mr. Sensation as well. Is there a reason why you’re not there, you have a deep history with nearly everyone involved?

Dupree: Caught me with the snap jab there Trish. Always straight to the point. It’s quite simple, he doesn’t need me. And quite frankly he probably doesn’t need Nate Ortiz or Mugen either.

Dupree: I just believe a point needs to be proven to Jake Allen especially. Dimsmore and Ryu have already felt his wrath in the past. Simply don’t bite the hand that feeds you or you may end up catching said hands.

Trisha: So you don’t believe there is a problem with how things are in OCW?

Dupree: I don’t believe anyone should be listening to Jake Allen, Dimsmore or that dolt Ryu on the state of OCW. Life isn’t without its difficulties, OCW is no different. All I know is we’re here in the great motherland and the only problem I see is my tea is officially cold.

Trisha smiles and reaches over to refill both cups. A graphic appears across the screen stating the full interview can be viewed online at www.ocwfed.com.

We turn to the P3 Soundstage once again, as our esteemed "Best in the World" Drago Cesar sits on the couch with no Mugen in sight. The P3 animols are all around him, Mac and Tosh resting their heads on Bubba's mane.

Drago: Welcome to special Wrestlution edition of P3 Bonanza! If you wondering why is only me, Mugen very busy trying to get Spider in cube!

The crowd groans in sadness.

Drago: I know, I know. But we always have plan B here in Bonanza. I trusted Young Ryan to give us replacement host for very special Wrestlution episode. And here he i-

Drago looks across the soundstage to find his archnemesis, Overlord Mugen, sitting by the desk.

Drago: Oh no, why he pick you??? You supposed in other dimension suffering in Fed Rescue!

Overlord: F***. You.

The crowd collectively gasps at the vulgarity.

Drago: Of all people….

Overlord: YOU RUINED MY CAREER. MY LIFE. MY PURGE FAMILY. I WAS GONNA TAKE OVER OCW UNTIL YOU MEDDLING BRATS RUINED IT.

Drago: You do this to yourself.

Overlord: HOW CAN AN IMPERFECT MUGEN STILL EXIST??? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE!

The Sensational Impersonator stands up from the crowd, takes one of his Timbs off and chucks it at Overlord's head. The Purge leader barely dodges in time, pointing at him.

Overlord: I'll kill you!

Drago: You will do nothing.

Overlord: Oh please! Look at you! You look like a dummy with those wack ass shoes and the dad jersey.

Drago takes a moment to think, almost corpsing before responding with….

Drago: You look like Batman Forever.

The crowd explodes into laughter while Overlord looks on shock.

Overlord: You son of a bitch.

The former Purge leader leaps out of his seat to attack Drago but is tripped by Bubba. The 500+ pound lion then lays on top of him, rendering the Overlord unable to move.

Overlord: GET OFF ME, STUPID CAT.

Drago stands over him with his arms crossed.

Drago: Had enough?

Overlord: I HATE YOU!!!!

Drago: You try to inject Purge serum into me like you did Sensation. You attack my best friend and try to screw up space and time. And now you try to usurp show. What is your problem?

Overlord: ONCE I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK DUMMY!

Drago sighs, realizing that this Mugen will never learn.

Drago: "Fred"! Play song for us!

The camera pans to "Fred" behind a drumset.

"Fred": Uh sure.

He starts banging on the drums while a series of "Fred" doppelgangers surround him with instruments.

"Fred": Check out the dad with the swag on the floor, mama gonna brag when I walk through the door….

The Overlord is beside himself.

Overlord: AAAAAHHHHH WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT? THIS IS TOO CORNY!!!!!! MY EARS!!!!

The band stops playing immediately following his rude comment.

Drago: Hey man we trying to have special Lution concert. Don't ruin.

The Overlord tries to scream again but nobody hears him over the sound of the “Fred”s breaking stuff all around the soundstage.

Overlord: TAKE ME BACK TO FED RESCUE. I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!

Suddenly, Graham Greene III appears! He takes one of the drums and smashes it over the Overlord’s head.

GGIII: I’m like a black Fred Durst or somefin’.

GANG WARFARE!