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* K.Dangelo in the back on his cell phone .Is in a in depth conversation when he sees Tobin Frost walking by .He then whispers something to the other person on the other end .*

K.Dangelo : Hey Tobin bad break again last week .Not to sound like a jerk but I still thought they were all good matches .You showed heart just like the ultimate legend Nate Ortiz .Even though I never got to step in the ring with him I have much respect for him .

Tobin : A loss is still a loss KD. You know that just as well as I do. What does having a good match get me? It doesn’t get me a shot at the NA championship. It doesn’t get me closer to the Hall of Fame. It gets me nothing but a pissed off week in the gym until I get to come back out and drop someone on their head.

K.Dangelo : Well anyway you got Trance this week nothing much left of him after last week .I've faced that chump more times than I can remember .I still remember in my first match on Riot ,Trance somehow switched my theme music . I’d still like to thank Arnaud for switching his music last week .

Tobin: Not to KD but I don’t need your support or well wishes for this match tonight. Like I always do I’ve put in the work for tonight. I’ve prepared myself to go out there and beat the guy who took a chance at the NA title away from me. Do you know what that feels like man? That was my chance at redemption. Do you know what it is like to lose your championship at Wrestlution. It is still eating at me. You know the great Bill Walsh said it wasn’t the Super Bowl victories that he dreamed about. It was the losses in the NFC championship games that woke him up at night. That loss to Sean is still eating at me. I want… no I need to redeem myself.

K.Dangelo
: Hold up I still think .matter a fact I know I'm better than any of the contenders for the North American title .Mugen no ,Trance no ,Raze hell no ! I even think my mentor Mania is trying to sneak in and relive some past glory .

I'm the best person to represent the people .Again slowly some fans are warming up to me .Even if I have to beat their number guy right now !

* K.Dangelo stares a hole through Tobin Frost, and Tobin does the same. Both acknowledging that they have their eyes set on the same goal at the moment.*

 

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The crowd continues to go bonkers for the A-Team's master strategist and manager Herschel "Hannibal D" Dunny. He reaches under the rope and demands a mic from the nearby ring hand. He rubs his stubble, tightens the gloves on both hands before placing the mic to his face.

Hannibal D: Lucas Crowe, James Rose...

At the mention of the tag team champions, a mixture of boos and cheers resonate through the arena.

Hannibal D: You know exactly why I'm out here, you have our sister FACE, and we want her back, and we want her back NOW!

Dunny points towards the entrance ramp.

Hannibal D: There will be no dual exchange, there will be no truces drawn. But there will be blood and I'm not talking about that synthetic kool aid you bustas drink through your plastic fangs. I'm talking about that dark red stuff that spills to the floor after you slit a emo bitch's throat...

The serious look on Dunny's face resembles the dead silence from the crowd.

Hannibal D: Once FACE is back with her family, we'll THINK about giving you back Alice in one piece. So I'm giving you bustas 5 seconds to bring FACE out here now!

Hannibal D: One.....Two.....Three....

 

 

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Somebody call Rick Grimes!!!

That was insane!

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Previously recorded

Today we find ourselves on a new adventure, amidst the hustle and bustle of a busy parking lot the viewer can see the Super Mega Ultra Deluxe Bus privately owned by the Obelisk of OCW, Overness Meets Greatness. The camera pans to a sign which reads in bold print, "PITTSBURGH ZOO".

The legendary trio of the Benevolent Villain and Dear Leader Hide Matsuda, the Menacing Dimhawk of Nesquehonig, Dimsmore, and none other than Chief Exporter of Betterness himself, Tiberius Octavius Superfluous Dupree, are making their way into the park, quickly followed by the rapidly growing crowd that is the OMG entourage.

Upon entry, the group approaches the large board listing all of the exhibits in the park, located near the ape exhibit. Dupree and Roofus begin arguing over what exhibit they would venture to first
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Roofus: But mistuh, I gotsta see the lions. Theys speaks tah me mistah. They speaks tah me!

Dupree: NO! Bears start with the letter "B"! You know what else starts with "B", Roofus?

Roofus: Biscuits--

Dupree: BETTERNESS!

As the pair continue to argue, Matsuda seems infatuated by the wondrous apes trapped behind the glass. Three gorillas are seen trying to beat the heat in a small manmade lake.

Matsuda: Heh heh… Hey guys look…

Matsuda points to the three gorillas.

Matsuda: Tobin, Mcgee, and Kelvin got invited to the zoo as well!

Matsuda notices a small chimp in the corner, picking through its own feces for what some in the business like to call a "bonus meal"

Matsuda: Oh… and Jookie too!

The self proclaimed smartest and most politically correct wrestler in the world cringes as the Dear Leaders casual racism being witnessed by a world wide audience.

Matsuda: And you are both wrong…

Dupree and Roofus both raise a brow at the cue-ball tyrant.

Matsuda: We will be visiting the aquarium first!

The three break out in to an even louder argument, which slowly becomes more physical. The ever so stoic Dimsmore broods over the ignorance of his compatriots before he eventually spots something captivating on the park map.


Dimsmore: We are going to the petting zoo.

The conflict between Tibby, Roofy, and Sudy comes to an abrupt end, with Matsuda locked in a titty twister by the former head of the Sensational Security Force Alpha Fire Edition. They brush themselves off before unanimously agreeing to follow suit.

Matsuda: Petting zoo? Are you freaking--

Dupree: Petting zoo? Petting zoo sounds great! We'll even get to pass the anti-christ hippo pen on the way!

Junichiro: Hippo VERRRRRY dangerous Dear leader, I shall join you to ensure your safety.

Matsuda: Fine, fine.

Roofus: NAW chinaman not fine! Roofus needs to sees dem lions! Theys speaks to Roofus like fried rice speaks to you people!

The various people involved in OMG disperse through out the park, leaving only a nervous Odessa Ebony behind, trying desperately to keep track of all that was going on.


Odessa: Boys! You boys need to stick together--- Guys! Come on!

This added stress was obviously unexpected by the woman with a hundred degrees. Roofus fades into the background.

Odessa: Matsuda, no suplexing monkeys!

Matsuda:[yelling behind him] No promises.

Odessa: Tiberius, no putting bald eagles in submission holds. No matter how much of a scumbag you think they are!

Dupree: No promises.

Just then, the sound of chanting can be heard in the distance, by the Lion exhibit.

 

The cameraman focuses on pride rock, where Roofus is seen holding up a lion cub for all the animals of the zoo to see. A few confused park goers applaud, but unbeknownst to Roofus, the cub's mother was on the prowl behind him, looking hungry and angry.

The scene fades.

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Mufasa!

Hakuna Matata!

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Match

Tobin Frost vs Jacob Trance

 

 

 

 



 

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