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Sean McGee stands in the center of the ring displaying his gleaming N.A championship belt as "FIT" Blackwell cheers him on . The crowd boo's while BUFFNESS drapes it over his shoulder like a feather boa ."FIT" leans out of the ring to grab a mic and walks it over to McGee .

McGee - Ladies and gentleman ... Can you shut the hell up while BUFFNESS is talking !?!?

"FIT" runs around the ring trying to get the crowd to quiet down but is greeted with a beer shower from a drunk fan and plenty of what ever people could grab to throw in the ring . After flopping around the ring "FIT" makes his way to a table that was set up in the corner with a very large object with a red sheet over it to wipe his face on the corner of the sheet.

McGee - Now if your done we can move this along .... Ever since BUFFNESS won the North American title there has been an out break in OCW !!!

Crowd - THIRST .... THIRST ... THIRST ... THIRST !!!!!


McGee - That's right .... THE THIRST !!!!

A Raze chant breaks out in one area just as a chant for K.D. erupts in another section . Soon after chants for Mugen , Trance , and Tobin Frost break out through out the arena .

McGee - Yes , Yes that's them .... Team thirsty , they all want what they cant have ...

McGee - A CHANCE TO WALK IN BUFFNESS's SHOES ... They want to shut down a Wrestelution like BUFFNESS , they want to be a two time champion like BUFFNESS , They want to be on posters like BUFFNESS , They want to be a legend like BUFFNESS ....

The crowd explodes at the comments as Blackwell again tries to silence the angry on lookers .

McGee - But they cant walk in BUFFNESS's shoes , you know why ... for one K.D.'s feet are way to small .... and this Trance guy is 97% fat , 3% body he has no business in the same ring as BUFFNESS !!!

McGee - Lastly that leaves you Mugen ... Don't think for a minute I forgot about that attack on me after our match . You and your fruit cup friend will pay for hitting BUFFNESS with that chair .

McGee - But to show Im not a bad guy I brought you all a gift .... show them "FIT" !!!

"FIT removes the sheet on the table to reveal several cases of bottled water .

McGee - ENJOY FELLAS HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BUFF and FIT leave the ring to a chorus of boo's as the scene fades to black .

 

 

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The thirst is strong with that one!

Damn Raze, leave some for the rest of us!

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Match

Matsumoto vs Matsuda [c]

non title

 

 

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We cut back from commercial to see Guy Fausto stood in the ring

  Fausto wanders around the ring, taking up a mic.

Fausto:
"So last week it turns out that our OCW Champion is very bad at being a referee. It's clear to me that Parker Stevens revealed himself to be a coward and wanted to count out both of his opponents, in hopes that they would be both disqualified. I'm trying to be the peacemaker, be everyone's friends, but everyone seems to want to be an asshole to me."

Fausto: "So End Games main event. We need some sort of title match because this is pro wrestling and that's what tends to happen on these shows. Big title match, lots of glitz and glamour about who's the best. So there needs to be a title match. And since I'm making a title match for the most boring reason possible, I'll pick the opponents in the most boring way possible. Blah, blah, you guessed it, triple threat, Dimsmore vs. Tiberius Dupree vs. Parker, title on the line."

Fausto leans on the ropes as the crowd cheers the lazily made decision.

Fausto:
"I know, totally unfair, two buddies against the champion. But I'm sowing the seeds of deceit in OMG or something. I don't know. Everyone around here is a jerk and I'm hoping if they punch each other enough they'll stop acting as such."
'Demons' by Sleigbells booms round the arena as Pugh appears at the top of the ramp, he scowls at Guy and quickly makes his way down to the ring


Pugh: "The hell you doing. You're going to toss Parker against both members of OMG? Who he's already beaten one on one multiple times?"

Fausto: "You got a better idea? Wanna punch your bro in the head or something?"

Pugh: "Not put him in such an unfair match? He runs into you in a hallway and you do this stuff to him?"

Fausto: "This sounds like someone's jealous they're not in a title match or something."

Pugh: "What are you on about, I'm not suggesting you add me to the match..."

Fausto: "Sounds like it to me! You're in the match now Pugh! It's even more unfair for Parker, fatal fourway, Poo vs. Park vs. Tibby vs. Dimmy. OCW Title! Match Made! The Insiders Explode! OMG Explodes! More explosions than a shitty Michael Bay flick!"

Pugh: "Sounds like you just made a tag match with the OCW Title on the line..."

Fausto: "Oh, damn. You're right. You'll probably be buddy buddy with your friend, they'll be buddy buddy. Boring. Needs backstabbing. And explosions. That won't happen unless we have something to sweeten it...hmm... how can I solve this and inflict petty vengeance for mildly annoyance..."

Pugh: "Threaten to fire people unless something doesn't go your way?"

Fausto: "Hey, you're on to something. Unlike Jay though, I like laying down hard and fast rules about who I'm going to fire. So how about this...If Parker retains the OCW title..."

Pugh: "You're going to fire him for daring to win? Why are you claiming not to be Sensation?"

Fausto: "Oh, no, perish the thought. I'll fire his little buddy. You, Poo. Fight hard now, I believe in you!"

Fausto throws the mic down and leaves the ring, annoyed that match making took more than five minutes.

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Guy just made the ME for End Games! Oh my god!!

You mean 'OMG'! Scaggs....'OMG'!

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Mr.Hennig