|
|

The crowd tonight at the Manhattan Center is eletric following the King of OCW ppv on Sunday. Everyone’s favorite Purge-ite Lacy Love has made her way to the ring.
And for some reason, Dimsmore is no where to be seen. By now, she has already retrieved the mic from the ring announcer and has decided to take a seat, cris-cross applesauce style.
(I learned that from a certain giant 6 year old. Probably shouldn’t say Indian Style anymore. But I digress.)
As Lacy is panning her eyes around the OCW Universe, they slowly begin to rain down chants of “C U Next Tuesday” and “She’s on Slag Swipe”.
Seems like half of the crowd says one while the other half chants after. Lacy continues to look around with a screw face look to her. Sort of like she’s waiting for her chance to jump in.
Lacy: You know…. I told you that you didn’t deserve to see MYYY Dimmy and that dragqueen Ru-Pree fight period. Not on Riot, ESPECIALLY not on the repugness that is Turmoil and cert…. cert… cert… for sure not at KOCW.
Lacy: But, SOMEONE… Someone made the call and we reluctantly showed up. We reluctantly went down to the ring. And we reluctantly put the boots to Princess Dupree-ana.
Lacy: And sure enough. In 100% Tibbles fashion, (Lacy does air quotes with her free hand) "Wow, I’m scared of what Dimsmore might do to me. Let me get both of us counted out!
Lacy chuckles at her mock Dupree voice. The OCW faithful obviously didn’t buy her mock excuse. And they start a loud chorus of boos.
Lacy (Continuing the air quotes): “Oh, and why don’t I just slap on this Figure-4 in the most illegal way possible. Outside the ring and on the floor.”
The boos continue and Lacy mocks the crowd with fake yawn as if they are boring her.
Lacy: Your token responses tire me. (She pauses and the boos get louder) BE YOUR OWN PERSON FOR A CHANGE!! DON’T FALL IN LINE LIKE MINIONS!!
Lacy takes a second to compose herself again.
Lacy: So now, we did even what we said we wouldn’t do. And either he was afraid of what MYYY Dimmy was capable of doing to him or he wanted to take the easy way out. Bottom line is, we are DONE!!
Lacy: MYYY Dimmy flew straight to Vegas to get his knee scoped. And after I leave this dump of a city, I’ll be heading back good ol’ Vegas as well.
Lacy: And you garbage pickers will NOT see the two of us back on OCW television until we receive an apology from whoever scheduled that match, a future OCW title shot for MYYYY Dimmy, a 24/7 on-call personal masseuse for moì and $25,000 in a pink diamond studded gym bag.
Lacy takes a second to soak in the hate that is being spewed from the crowd. She gathers herself and stands up in the middle of the ring. She takes a very powerful stance as she stares down the hard camera.
Lacy: So until our demands are met, consider this as The Great Riot Boycott 2016. We'll be waiting.
Lacy: Toodles bytches!!
Lacy drops the mic in the center of the ring and makes her way towards the entrance ramp. The hot NYC crowd is continuing their relentless assault of boos and slightly profane chants as she leaves.
On her way up the ramp, of course it's appropriate to give the fans the double bird as she leaves. Let's go back to ringside.
The camera pans to the announce team.
 |
What a rude harlot! |
 |
HOW DARE YOU SIR!!!! |

K.D Angelo vs Dennis Black
The camera pans to the announce team.
 |
GOD DAMN!!! |
 |
............................. |
The scene opens up showing Anthony Baker walking back stage and towards the gym area of the building. He was heated because of the outcome of his match against Flynn. He could be heard talking to himself.
Anthony: That stupid referee didn't see me grab the rope.
Anthony: I GRAB IT TWO TIMES BEFORE THAT AND THE THIRD TIME HE DOESN'T SEE IT. Like, HELLO?!
He swung open the door to the gym area and walked over to a door that had a big sign that read "Tanning beds" on it.
Anthony: This shall help me calm down.
He opened the door and opened the tanning bed, he disappeared off screen before coming back on in his underwear, he set the tanning bed for five minutes before he got in. As he got in Flynn was watching Baker as he got in.
After a few moments Anthony ended up falling asleep. As he was heard snoring Flynn took his opportunity, and set the tanning bed for an extra twenty minutes.
Flynn: It's Baking Time, mate.
He walked out of the room with a huge grin on his lips.
As the time went by, Anthony ended up waking up in the middle of it, he shrugged as the light was still on. He continued to lay in the tanning bed until a noise was heard.
Anthony got out of the tanning bed as the crowd erupted into a huge laugh. He looked in a mirror to see how the tan looked and he was instantly frustrated. He threw a fist at the mirror, and broke it.
Anthony: WHO DID THIS?! HELLO?! THIS WAS THAT DINGLEBERRY FLYNN WASN'T IT?!
He quickly put pants on before he stormed out of the gym, and tanning bed area the scene fading.
The camera pans to the announce team.
 |
That poor young man! |
 |
How awful!, Hello!
|
* Arnaud stands at the top of the stage. He is dressed in a suit and tie. But the fans boo him ever so loudly. *
Arnaud: Why do you people give me this treatment ?
* The boos get even louder*
Arnaud: You people and your ignorance baffles me. I can't understand why you don't like a winner.
Arnaud:
I'm a former Ambition champion, a former hardcore champion. Besides Crowe , Trance and that bum who beat me for hardcore title I'm undefeated.
Hell I beat a hall of famer.
Arnaud:
A paper HoFer but he's still one .
Arnaud: But I digress because tonight it's not about me it's about my investment. I am taking my love and knowledge and skill and money and putting them into this guy .
Arnaud: The EX division will be revived by this young man . Now I started looking in the wrong place at first. The United States .
* Crowd echoes with boos *
Arnaud: So I went back home to good ole Canada. Charles Young will be the new face of the EX division! Get Ready Boys!
The camera pans to the announce team.
 |
Here comes a new challenger!!!! |
 |
Looks like the EX-Division is making a comeback!! |
NEXT PAGE
|
|
 
 



|
|
|