Tiberius Octavian Dupree smells bacon grease with a hint of determination. He immediately turns around and sees Number 2, the future endeavored Purge Security guard about 100 feet down the hallway.

Tibby hurries and ducks around the next bend hopefully out of sight of Number 2. Yet the moment Dupree rounds the corner, guess who's standing there. Hillary Clinton, Hwello?

That would be horribly better than some guy named after a bowel movement. Nonetheless it's what Parker Stevens gives birth to in inappropriate places. Dupree pulls a one eighty trying to avoid the smelly man but is unsuccessful.

Number 2: All I want is an opportunity mister. I thought about what you said at KOCW. I promise I will make myself useful.

Dupree: Do you have selective hearing or something?

Number 2: What?

Tibby's eyes cut, not knowing if he's being trolled or this titerus is serious.

Dupree: I told you to be useful and disappear, mainly freaking disappear. I don't need a pet fat man following me around screwing up my savage lifestyle.

Number 2: Nobody hates Dimsmore and that witch Lacy more than I do, I think we can make a awesome team.

Dupree: Team? The Betterness, needs no one to help him eat any lunches, and if I did need assistance doing so, McGee is just a hammerlock away.

Tibby pokes his chubby chest.

Dupree: So this is my last warning, I choked you out twice before, the next time it will be a permanent sleep.

He shoves passed Number 2 down the hallway, Number 2 no sells and shouts.

Number 2: I'll prove myself, you just watch!

The camera fades with a man on a mission.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I feel this will end poorly!
	NEVER!!!! EXCELSIOR!!!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He's coming back!
	Looks like it!

Walking up to the Manhattan Center today, Kyra had only one thing in her mind. Or rather, one person.

Of course, that changed when she saw a man sitting against the wall by the entrance. What was able to bring this man to her attention? Well, it was the look on his face.

This man had all the makings of a broken man. No, actually, he had the look of a broken boy, fearful and lonely.

It reminded her of her brother.

And so, walking up to the man with a somber smile on her face, she dropped money for a meal by how side and wished him a goods at before beginning to walk away.

It felt good to be able to help someone again, after feeling so useless to the brother she loved for years now. If helping a homeless man would help make her feel better, so be it.

Except, this man wasn't homeless. Grabbing her by the ankle, he forces her to turn around and look at him smiling up at her.

???: Listen, I'm not homeless. Or, well, I guess I am, but that's not really a problem. My real issue is with your brother.

Looking at him with a bit of surprise, Kyra wonders how this man knows her brother, and more importantly, what his issue with him is. But then, looking at him a bit more closely, she realizes exactly who she was speaking to.

Kyra: I'm sure you do have an issue with him now that I realize who you are. We need to talk, but first you're coming with me.

???: And where the hell to?

Kyra: You're not fooling me. I can see how hurt you are behind this little smile you're giving me. Not just emotionally either, you're hurt bad right now and I'm taking you to a hospital whether you like it or not. So come on Xander, we can talk about Tre later.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hmmmmm!
	MMHHHMMMM!

Madison Cox vs Kat

The camera pans to the announce team.

	That can't be legal!
	Yeeeeesh!!!

Versus is seen getting off of the ferry with a mildly sobered up Ed. Versus looks around at the crowds of the London Waterfront. He notices that the vast majority of them are staring down at their phones.

Versus: Hmmmm...look Ed, I think everyone's looking for Mugen on the interwebs.

Versus hears someone say "I got a Jigglypuff"

Versus: Silly Brits with their slang...what the hells a Jigglypuff?

Ed: I have no idea.

Versus walks over to the person who found a Jigglypuff.

Versus: Excuse me, ma'am?

Pokemasterette: Yas?

Versus: Is Jigglypuff some sort of slang for Mugen?

Pokemasterette: You found a Mugen?

Versus: I'm looking for him.

Pokemasterette: Are you using your balls?

Versus: Pokeballs? No, no no, he has our friend in a cube. A cuuuuuubbbbeeee (makes the shape of a cube with his hands)

Pokemasterette: (yelling to her friend) This bloke doesn't make a lick of sense, he thinks they use cubes!

Versus looks a little confused and ashamed.

Versus: I'm just gonna go ahead and take off, you guys have fun playing with your balls.

Versus and Ed make some distance between them and the Pokemasters.

Versus: Ed, grab me that mini tv...I wanna look up something.

Versus holds the ipad for a minute, types a few things in, and looks at Ed with bright eyes.

Versus: FOUND HIM!

Ed: What?

Versus: He's a 1/4 mile away, let's go!

Versus takes off in a mad sprint, before you know it, he's out front of a restaurant.

Versus: This is it, he's gotta be here!

Ed: I'm as hungry as you, but this is no time for Japanese food.

Versus: Look at the name...this has to be a cover!

Ed: Mugen Japanese...it's closed V...

Versus busts open the door, and looks around at the seemingly abandoned Japanese restaurant. Knives still on the counter, a few Japanese trinkets and such lay around the main dining hall.

Ed: (walking through the abandoned dining hall) This isn't it man, I'm pretty sure that it's just a coinci....

Ed hears a hollow sound as he walks, different then the rest of the floor. He stops and looks down and notices a sort of escape hatch.

Versus: I'm telling you Ed, I really don't think this is a coinci, I think we're on to something.

Ed: V...check this out.

Ed lifts up the hatch, and looks down in it. It's an all white clean room, with shackles, an empty seat, empty viles and some old paperwork in manilla folders.

Versus walks over and looks in the room, he hops down into the room, searches around and stops.

Versus: No Jigglypuffs.

Ed: Dammit V....focus!

Versus: I can't focus, all I want to do is find out where Jay is, why that lady was talking about poking my balls, and what the hell a Jigglypuff is!

Versus: How am I supposed to focus, when all I see is a blank slate and a little Breckenbauer action figure...how the hell....

Ed: That's it!! I know where we're going next! Gotta catch em a V...gotta catch em all!

Versus looks confused, as the scene fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	THE HUNT CONTINUES YOU CAN DO IT VERSUS!
	NO HE CAN'T YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM!!!!!!

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