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Dennis winced from outside the ring. He was thankful the one sided affair had finally come to end. There were parts he was hopeful that'd she be to secure a victory. Deep down, he knew she stood no chance.
Dennis reached underneath the bottom rope and gently pulled Madison closer to him. Her eyes were glazed over.
Madson: I think I did good.
Dennis: ...
Madison: I hate her.
Dennis: Well i'm sure the feeling is mutual. That was pretty close to a hate crime, Madi.
Madison: Why didn't you hit her?
Dennis pulled and pulled until he was able to sit Madison on the apron, he then lifted the woman over his right shoulder. Luckily for him, she didn't weigh much. Fans were happy that Madison was having an awful night.
Dennis: I uh...ref was looking right at me.
Madison: Damn refs. I'm the Queen! I'll have her head for this!
Dennis: ...Yea, it was the ref's fault.
Madison gave an awkward wave to the commentary table as she passed by.
Madison: Dennis?
Dennis: Yea?
Madison: I think that savage popped one of my royal implants...
Dennis: No idea what an implant is.
Madison: ...
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Hahhahahaha |
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Crossbones vs ??????
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Is that a new record? |
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I think so!!! |
Lacy: Can’t wait to get out of this hell hole.
Lacy chimes out seemingly to herself as she makes her way to the talent only parking lot. In tow, her luggage. All Coach bags that are in the range of 600 and up. Just as she gets to the parking lot, her phone rings.
Ringtone: Cause baby, now we've got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
Cause baby, now we've got bad blood,
She begins to dig around her bags to locate the phone. Doesn’t seem to be in any of them but the phone continues to ring. Off in the distance, a limo pulls up to a stop and the driver gets out of the car.
As he is making his way to open the passenger door, a large man comes into the scene running full boar towards the driver. The man then trips of his own to feet I suppose, and rolls into the driver corner cannonball style.
Both men lay there not moving for a bit. Lacy must not have her voicemail set up, her phone continues to ring and she continues to search her still ringing phone. The other man finally comes to, he drags the driver out of sight and then scurries into the driver's seat.
Lacy finally finds her phone.
Lacy: Blocked number?? Declined.
Lacy puts her phone in her clutch bag and makes her way towards the limo. She stops at the passenger door and looks around for the driver. No sight of him. Lacy is becoming impatient.
Lacy: HELLO?? Driver?? These bags won’t get put away and this door won’t open by themselves.
The new “Driver” hurries around to get Lacy’s bags into the trunk. Lacy is still waiting for him to open the door. She finally gives up.
Lacy: Oh don’t worry… I’ll get the door my damn self.
Lacy gets in the car and gets settled as the driver finishes with her bags and comes back around to the driver's door. He gets in, closes the door and starts the car.
Lacy: Driver, can we swing by a Starbucks before we get to the airport? I need a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice for the road. And you can put that on your company card. Thanks.
The “Driver” tries to pull out of the lot, but mistakenly throws in reverse and rear ends 2 different cars in the process. On impact, Lacy spills her entire purse on the floor of the limo.
Lacy: WHAT THE SHHHHH…….
Before she can finish her sentence, the window between the driver and the back of the limo slowly rolls down. The “Driver” turns to face Lacy and reveals that it’s none other than…..
Number 2: Where to Lacy??
Lacy: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Number 2 does his best job to try and laugh maniacally, but he begins to cough halfway thru. He gets settled and stomps on the gas. The engine roars loud but the car doesn’t move. Number 2 lets off the gas and tries again, but its the same thing, the car doesn’t move.
Number 2: What’s going on with dis thing??
Lacy (Annoyed): You have to put it in drive mush for brains.
Number 2 looks at the gear shifter and it is in neutral. He chuckles to himself and corrects his oversight. The limo pulls out of the lot and tears down the street as we go back to the ring.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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GET HER!! |
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What is wrong with you man? Do you hate women or something? This is kidnapping man!!!! |
The Xtron Flickers On!

The crowd is already prepared for a roasting as Parker was unable to appear tonight. Smythe is in his wrestling gear anyway as he is prepared to deliver a Main Event match. He snatches the microphone and paces the ring and talking to people in the crowd. Letting everyone know he is the legend.
Smythe: Parker Stevens isn't here tonight. After a fantastic match with newly crowned the King of OCW Drago Cesar, Parker Stevens can't answer the bell tonight. that's too bad.
Smythe: Funny thing. I was also in a match at King of OCW. In that match I beat Tre Golden in the middle of the ring like the Legend I am.
Smythe: After the match he viciously attacked me and put me through a table, which I respect in a way.
Smythe: I can barely walk and I'm sure I broke a rib or two going through that table and going toe to toe with the top up and coming star in this company and beating him. Point is, I am here in this ring tonight!!!!
Smythe: That's all I have to really say about Parker Stevens. I was ready to beat him in the middle of this ring just like the last time.
Smythe: But here we are but since I am here and we have a referee at ringside. I want him to count out that coward and declare me the winner right here in front of all of you just so you know!!!
Smythe: That is hard being this good for this long!!!
The Xtron Flickers On!

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LANGUAGE!!!! RULES REGULATIONS! SAFE DRIVING! |
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NO RULES BAY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OLD-COUNTRY-WAY!!! |
Shows Not Over!
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