We fade into the sight of Dragana and Johnny Law playing Rock Paper Scissors out in the backstage hallway. Johnny has Scissors while Dragana has Rock. She smiles as Johnny throws up his arms.

Johnny Law: Every time!

Dragana: ...

Johnny Law: You gotta tell me how you're able to guess what I'm going to do every single time.

Dragana crosses her arms.

Dragana: ...

Johnny Law: Of course not. What the hell else was I supposed to expect?

Just then, we hear an intercom turn on.

Intercom: ATTENTION. ATTENTION PLEASE. MR. LAW, PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE. IMMEDIATELY. DUMMY.

Johnny Law: Guess I got a date with the boss.

Both of them walk to the door of the CEO's office. Before anyone gets through the door, Johnny stops Dragana.

Johnny Law: You might wanna just wait outside for a little while. I'll try to settle this in a civilized manner. If things get too crazy in there, you can back me up.

She nods.

Johnny opens the door and sees Mugen and Molly sitting on one side of the desk. Mugen points to a chair on the opposite side and Johnny has himself a seat.

Johnny Law: So what is this about? You wanted to mess up my face even more, maybe gloat about how well you did it the first time?

Mugen: While I'd love to do that, I need to talk to you about more.....pressing matters. I gotta cut the crap and ask; just what the s*** were you doing in the ladies bathroom?

Johnny Law: It's not like I did it willingly.

Mugen: Molly over here says she caught you and Drago in there.

Johnny Law: Two things. One. That wasn't Drago. I don't know how many times I have to clarify. That's Dragana. His sister. All right? Two. Your wife over there slapped my mask so hard I fell inside. 

Mugen: Don't try to tell me that MAH HOT ASIAN WAAAAFE is a LIAR, DUMMY.

Johnny Law: She is! Maybe YOU'RE the one being the dummy, DUMMY!

Molly gasps.

Mugen: YOU SONNUVABITCH!

Mugen immediately stands up as Johnny holds out a hand.

Johnny Law: Before you do anything hasty, just check the security camera tapes. If I'm wrong, you have every right to rearrange this face.

Mugen scowls and sits back down.

Mugen: Fine.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

We transition to see Mugen shaking his head. 

Mugen: I can't believe what I'm seeing but....and I hate to admit this.....but you're right.

Molly: WHAT?!?!?

Mugen: That's most definitely NOT Drago.

Molly: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THAT IS A PISS-POOR DISGUISE!?!?!?!

Mugen: BECAUSE IT'S NOT. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT DRAGO IS A LADYBOY???? I JUST SAW THE GUY A FEW WEEKS AGO, THAT'S NOT HIM.

Molly: HE IS MOST DEFINITELY IS A LADYBOY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DISAGREE WITH ME!

Mugen: AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING THE REASONABLE ONE IN A CONVERSATION!

Johnny Law remains seated, covering his mask with his hand.

Johnny Law: ....Unbelievable.

Mugen and Molly continue to bicker at each other as Dragana takes it upon herself to stealthily enter the room and hide behind the chair Johnny's on.

Johnny Law: You see this?

Dragana: ...

She stands up and clears her throat, causing Mugen and Molly to stop their arguing and pay attention to her. Molly starts seething with anger as Mugen just glares at her.

Mugen: I.....AM TOTALLY IN THE RIGHT WITH THIS ONE.

Molly looks at Mugen.

Molly: HOW DARE YOU!

Mugen: Anything you have to say for yourself, Dragana?

Dragana takes a breath and.....

Dragana: ...

There's an awkward moment where nothing happens. Mugen tilts his head in confusion.

Mugen: W-What's wrong, is her English even worse than Drago's?

Johnny Law: She's.....not into the whole "speaking" thing.

Mugen nods.

Mugen: Well, you two are, uh, dismissed.

Molly's face is scrunched up in disgust as Johnny and Dragana awkwardly walk out of the office. 

Johnny Law: Hey...thanks for helping out.

Dragana nods as the scene fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I feel like nothing was accomplished!
	Molly and Dragana gonna FITE you wait and see!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	My soul my soul it hurts!!!
	....

The Game 

The score is now tied up 9-9. Everyone is on the edge of their seats to see who wins. Half the fans are shouting “10”, “10”, “10” and the other half H2O. 

Lisa: Hi, we're back to a phenomenal game between these two OCW superstars. The score is tied and H2O looks to finish the game. 

Baker: You couldn't finish last week. What makes you think you can this week?

H2O: Dude, do you know who I am? I'm about to fly like Jordan and posterize you with deez on your face. Check ball. 

Baker checks ball and defends H2O closely. H2O spins off Baker but doesn't lose him and runs it for a two handed dunk aaaaand…..

Misses hard off the back of the rim. Baker grabs the rebound by the foul line. 

Baker: Just like last week. You did all that and fall just short. 

H2O: Yeah, you're right. Just like last week. Only this time your headband juice flew in my eyes.

Baker shakes his head and is with the ball now. He dribbles to the left and is well defended by H2O. Dribbles to the right and still well defended. 

He post up and back down H2O from the top of the key to the elbow. He fades aaaaand…. BLACKOUT! 

All you hear is a an awkward silence and then a swish noise. Then pandemonium from the crowd for about 2 minutes. The lights come back on and you find the basketball out of bounds underneath the basket. 

Baker: That's game, Harvey! 

H2O: No way! That was an air ball!

Baker: Air ball?! No way! All you heard was bottom of the net! 

H2O: Yeah, bottom of the net from an aaiiiirrrr baaaaaalllllll. 

The two gets in a shouting match on the court as Lisa Evers sudden appears on camera. 

Lisa: I'm sorry folks. We don't know the outcome of this contest. There's nothing but chaos going on around me. I'm sending it back to you guys until we get this str

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Baker needs to hop in an uber or something he has a match coming up!
	He is down the block, relax

Vincent Winters vs Wrex

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Heavens to mergatroids!
	Oooof!

Two unconscious masked men are seen tied to a post by a pink jumprope as a bell can be heard. This bell is the door from a local 7/11 (PROUD SPONSOR OF OCW) as Sentai Hare walks out with an official Wrestlution 7/11 (PROUD SPONSOR OF OCW) Drago Cesar slurpee figuring out how to actually drink it through her mask. An excited little girl walks up and hugs the leg of Sentai Hare.

Girl: Thanks you saved us from bad guys! They gon- gonna to steal all of the Ice Bags to freeze the … EARTH.

The little girl walks off. As a ringing can be heard. Sentai Hare grabs her Hare Brush which is a seemingly generic Hair Brush with “Hare Brush” written on the spine of it, but actually serves more than one purpose.

She taps it with her 7/11 (PROUD SPONSOR OF OCW) slurpee holding elbow and places it above her head where her Bunny Ears are located.

Sentai Hare: Mayor Tortoise I’ve saved the day!

The Hare Brush speaks back!

Mayor Tortoise: That’s good news Sentai Hare. I’m glad you could stop those dirty rapscallions from stealing all the Ice Bags from 7/11. Cough Ahem, a proud sponsor of OCW.

Sentai Hare: I even acquired one of these rare Wrestlution 7/11 Tokyo Dome Slurpees, I used my-

Mayor Tortoise: Sorry to interrupt but this is urgent. Utmost importance lfljljfdasjlkfsda. EASTER IS IN DANGER! Yes, yes someone is planning to ruin Easter.

Camera zooms in on Sentai Hare’s mask for added drama.

Slight pause.

Sentai Hare: EEK!

Mayor Tortoise: However I know that you Sentai Hare being a ummm rab- hare understand the workings of one the Easter Bunny.

Sentai Hare: Holy egg shells Tortoise! The Easter Bunny is planning to ruin Easter. I’ll turn his eggs into an omelette on crime.

Mator Tortoise: I don’t know if he’s the culprit, but he is certainly involved. I need you investigating this on the double. BZZT!

With the call ending Sentai Hare drops her Drago Cesar Wrestlution 7/11 (PROUD SPONSOR OF OCW) slurpee on the ground and runs off.

… To be continued… ?

The camera pans to the announce team.

	GO SENTAI GO!!!!!
	What in the....

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