Luther, Leon and an unconscious Jack and the Priest are all outside in a large open field in a mountainous area. The only thing in sight are the mountains, and the prison.

Leon: Great plan guys. Great plan. Now, if we sit here long enough, will they just bring us food, or train tickets or what?

Luther: I'd tell you to shut up c*nt, but...I'm with you on this one.

Luther walks over to the unconscious Jack and smacks him across the face.

Luther: C*NT! Wake up!

Jack comes to, abruptly, looking around still kinda lost, but aware of where he is. Leon puts him on the ground, and without saying one word, Jack drops his pants and pulls on a string.

Unexpected to the viewer, but you and I know better, out come the items stored in Jacks poop shoot, all tied to the string. There are multiple bags of drugs, 2 cans of diet soda, the backs to all of the tv remotes from the prison...which is saying something, a discman and a cell phone.

Jack unties the cell phone, and holds down the number 3. A voice picks up and says "don't hang up", so Jack puts it on speaker and puts it next to him.

Leon: I'm not the only one that saw that, right? That was like the worlds most digusting magic trick.

Jack: Something wise said...and one..and annnnnd one. Strings for youuuuu?! You can't beat a dinosaur with a switch Adrian Peterson!!!

Just then, you hear the whir of a helicopter, one corners sharply around a mountaintop, and approaches the men. Jack lays back down, and points to his head.

Jack: Here come calvanry...calavar...caviar...Plan. Friend Ron....sweatshop visits. Hehehe...stupid hardworking kids.

Luther: Got any more of those Valiums?

Jack opens one of the baggies, and hands one to Luther, and Luther swallows it down.

Leon: NO! NOOO!! WHY?! You saw where they came from, you saw what happened! Why Luther, why?!?

Luther: Flying...not a fan.

The helicopter lands. Luther picks up the Priest and begins to walk towards the helicopter. Leon picks up and loads in Jack when he hears a loud "Thud". Luther lays face first in the dirt with the Priest on top of him.

Leon: GOD DAMN VALIUMS! Fine, I'll do it myself.

Leon loads up Luther, and goes back for the Priest. The Priest begins to stir a bit as Leon goes to pick him up. Leon gets down in the Priests face.

Leon: Back to sleep asshole, I got plans for you.

Leon stands back up and kicks the Priest in the head, knocking him completely out. Leon stacks the Priest in the helicopter, hops in the back seat, and slides the door closed after him.

The scene fades out as Leon flips off the prison that's held him for so many weeks and the helicopter lifts off and glides out of sight.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Freedom even if it smells!
	Freedom is freedom, hoot!

Anthony Baker vs Tobin Frost

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Thank goodness!
	Right place right time!

We return to the merchandise area above block 115 in the arena as Paul Pugh has now taken residence and is doing great business.

Fans are lining up around the block (driven here by the terrible in ring work of whoever the f Jay put before this promo. It’s like promo Inception - Jay has to enable me to bury someone here by design… MARKS)

As the smouldering shirts begin to go out, Pugh throws some of the single $ bills he’s collected from these awful people onto it (I only deal in big bills playa).

He summons the next mark in line forward and his expression immediately changes… The other Fire has arrived.

Dupree: You sociopathic sack of shite! You consistently conspire against my Betterness like it’s your freaking job! Speaking of job….

Without hesitation Dupree jumps onto the counter attempting to knee Pugh in the throat but the agile veteran swiftly reacts. Pugh tries to take out Tibby’s legs with 10 foam fingers to his feet but Dupree cart rolls out the way….right into the goddamn smoldering fire.

The entire world seems to stop and witness Kneesus Christ standing in the midst of burning flames. A small Mexican child possibly named Jayson shouts out “El Diablo, El Diablo!” before cowering behind his short, bald and chubby father possibly named Jay.

As Dupree emerges towards Pugh, Kid Ego grabs a H2O branded lunchbox and swings it in the direction of Betterness. He ducks, but the empty lunchbox shatters under the pressure of the swing and disintegrates anyway.

Shards of lunchbox catch Pugh in the face as Dupree scoops up a Dimsmore shirt and tries to choke his adversary with it.

Pugh’s lights begin to dim as Dupree turns up the pressure, but as is traditional, it can’t quite get the job done. Pugh kicks Dupree in the Betternuts and sends him sprawling to the ground.

Desperate to find something to end Dupree with, Pugh scrambles in the direction of a replica NA title belt but thinks twice about it (this title rarely has any impact) and settles instead on a Matsuda action figure box.

Pugh opens the box and finds an Illuminati doll inside… he’s confused and the split second distraction is enough for Dupree to gather his Betternuts back into their Betterbag and knee Pugh right in the base of his spine.

He falls to the ground, spasming as Dupree begins to toss razor sharp 8x11s of Mugen (never drew a dime, still hundreds of them) in the direction of Pugh.

They cut him up like ninja death stars as he screams in agony, falling onto a well placed model train track.

He’s laying on the tracks as Dupree notices a train at the other side - The Ortiz Express. Dupree begins to maniacally laugh as the train speeds towards the Former World Champion.

The train gets closer and closer as Dupree turns around to soak in the adulation of the crowd. A second before impact, Pugh rises to his feet, no selling the Ortiz Express all over again and springing towards a Leonheart Limo Driver playset.

Pugh rips the box open and removes the leather driving gloves before charging over to Dupree and slapping him across the face with one of them.

Both men stop and look at each other - a duel? The chaos around them continues as the model train is engulfed by the fire beneath a Summercide poster. Pugh drops the gloves to the floor as they square up.

Dupree: Lution?

Pugh looks back at him, foaming at the mouth

Pugh: Lution. IF you lose this…

He jabs his finger into Dupree’s belly and smiles a huge smile. Referees and backstage staff have finally arrived at this point, and get in between the two before more insanity can ensue. Dupree is still trying to get at Pugh who by now has noticed his merch money has spilled all over the area and is being collected by the marks who stuck around to watch it.

Instead of trying to get to Dupree, Pugh is now trying to attack the fans who are stealing his payday hoot - the scene fades while the nonsense continues.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Never in my 23 years of broadcasting have I ever seen such pandamonium.....
	I LOVE IT SCAGGGSSS!

Mugen vs Bill Ding

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What impact!
	The heavens shook!

A cavalcade of people, from news reporters, to wrestling fans, all gathered inside of the Tokyo Dome for a press conference. Everything from internet buzz, to gossip and rumors, to interviews; had fueled what was to come.

The cameras were flashing, fans were jumping, eagerly awaiting words from the OCW star. In the center of the arena stood a long stage covered in white cloth with a black podium.

In the back of the stage was a large black wall that had an OCW logo. Underneath it read, "Wrestlution: Achieve Destiny".

It was also placed on a much smaller space at the front of the podium. Above all was a giant video screen displaying some of the confirmed and potential matches for Wrestlution Eleven. Lastly, there was what appeared to be an OCW wrestling ring with both the Riot and Turmoil logos on the apron.

A voice from a microphone in the arena spoke. "Live from the Tokyo Dome, it's the first of many Wrestlution Press Conferences! And now, introducing the Representative Director, Chairman and CEO Of The Tokyo Dome Corporation, Shinji Kushiro!" said the voice.

The audience applauded as a Japanese man with a long face, wide nose, wearing glasses and a blue suit came onto the stage to address them. He had translation for those watching from the United States.

Shinji: Good evening! Allow me to welcome you all.

Shinji: I, Along with everyone involved are very pleased that you could make it here, because what we are about to unleash upon the world is without a doubt going to be a new standard in pro wrestling. The hard hitting action of OCW comes to Japan!

Shinji: Though Wrestlution Eleven is a month away, the excitement for this event is at an all time high. But first, we’re going to let you all hear from an OCW wrestler that’s come to our country early before his big match.

Shinji: Please welcome, The OCW Television Champion and Turmoil Heavyweight Champion, Dennis Black! 

The audience rose to their feet as two attractive japanese women walked on to the stage and placed the Television and Turmoil World Title on the podium. The audience applauded again as a the Dual Champion came onto the stage and shook Shinji's hand before going to the podium as Shinji walked off. Dennis looked to his titles as hands raised for his attention. 

Dennis: Wrestlution Eleven. The biggest event of the season. Our Super Bowl, Our World Series, and whatever other boring thing soccer players strive to reach. Needless to say, I am very excited to take part in my second Wrestlution. 

Reporter 1: With all that is going on in Revolution Inc, how are you able to focus on your preparation for your Wrestlution opponent, Matsuda? 

Dennis: I have to have confidence that my brothers, sister, and my Queen will work out whatever differences they have. We’ve had a lot of success together, and we aren’t dumb enough to screw all of that up. Next Question?

Reporter 2: What has been the biggest contributing factor to your change in performance from season eleven to now?

Dennis: While others drank, did drugs, got fat...and older...I strive to improve. If i wasn’t reviewing tapes from my grueling schedule of bouts on both Riot and Turmoil, i was training.

Dennis: So, one could say I never stopped wrestling in the off season. Dennis Black does not ‘have’ an off season. So it was not hard for me to pick up from where I left off in season eleven. Next Question. 

Reporter 3: What is the relationship between you and Ma- 

Dennis: Next…

Reporter 4: What has this season meant to you, so far? 

Dennis: My first season in OCW felt like I spent the entirety trying to prove that I was better than the perception that the higher powers had of me. I felt held back, and others did as well. Episode 126 of Turmoil was one of backlash. 

Dennis: Frustration had reached a fever pitch. Wrestlers in this company, wrestlers in other companies, and the fans at home let their voices be heard. With their help, I went on to cement a rookie season that will never be replicated. 

Dennis: Switching over to this season, I’ve placed even more of a burden upon myself...by proving more things! To prove that a lot of the guys at the top of this company are washed up.

Dennis: To prove that many of these guys are overrated. Worst of all, some of the new guys coming in are a mixture of the first two points i made. Japan is used to a certain style of wrestling.

Dennis: A more athletic and hard hitting style of wrestling. OCW doesn't quite appeal to what the Japanese fans come to expect. That's why I'm here. 

There was an uncomfortable silence among the reporters as Dennis took a sip of his water. The translators were typing furiously.

Dennis: Onto the biggest question of all. Can I beat Matsuda...hmm. Dennis looks to both of his titles before looking back to the camera. 

Dennis: I have every intention of beating Matsuda. That’s what i’ve done all season. I do what’s expected of me, get GREAT matches out of old men so that them sticking around after getting into the hall of fame isn’t a waste of air time. 

There was a bit of commotion in the crowd, but Dennis did his best to ignore it. 

Dennis: Ah...anyway. R.D. Money, Tiberius Dupree, Majin, Leon Valentine, Malu, and our current Light Heavyweight Champion can rest easy knowing that all of them have had matches that will be considered for match of the year. Matsuda is going to join that list. I’m saying ‘you’re welcome’ early because -

Dennis quickly stood when he spotted a man making his way over to the podium.The man is fitted with a familiar black suit, a familiar Fur Jacket, familiar designer shades, and an even more familiar championship draped over his shoulder.

The attention shifts from the speaker to the intruder. Dennis narrows his eyes at the man as a security guard quickly positions himself between the two. 

The camera focuses in on the newcomer, his familiar suit looks much cheaper, his fur jacket, designer shades and... women's wig look much MUCH faker. The familiar championship is now clearly made of plastic.

The intensity of Dennis' stare quickly changes from confusion to anger.

MATSUDA: 'Well hello Douglas! Didn't notice you there.

Dennis: Is this a game to you?!

MATSUDA: I have no idea what you're talking about David, just know that whoever you come out to face at Wrestlution...

MATSUDA: It will be for the most prestigious title in OCW, the ETERNAL EX Division Championship.

MATSUDA: And despite what romantic notions you have for the evening, YOUR VILLAIN isn't going out there to have a match of the year or even match of the night candidate.

MATSUDA: I'm going to go out there and embarrass you and every other so-called legend who couldn't cut it against you. Because unlike the rest you all, I am YOUR VILLAIN, YOUR OVER-lord, OVERNESS INCARNATE. And come Wrestlution I will be YOUR Turmoil Champion.

The new comer paid the security guards no mind as he slowly removed the title from his shoulder. He smirked at Dennis Black while placing his title in the center of the OCW Television Title and the Turmoil World Title.

With his thunder stolen once again, Dennis’s rage continued to build. He bit his bottom lip so hard that it started to bleed. The scene ends with the camera zooming in on the three titles...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Looks like the stage is set!
	3 Championships on the line that has to be some kind of record!

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