The backstage area of the arena opens up into the scene, with two men walking through the hustling staff of the event. The King of Kindness, Mugen, and The One Man Revolution, Bobby Minio, are walking side by side, their gear bags slung over their shoulders.
They move just in front of catering, when Minio taps Mugen’s forearm.
Bobby Minio: Hold up a sec, gonna grab a plate.
Mugen: Take your time old sport as I will always wait for the wonderful nourishment of the body.
With an uneasy nod towards his brother in arms, Minio moves into the queue of the catering line.
He reaches over, grabbing a plate and turns towards Mugen who is still standing nearby.
Bobby Minio: You talk to Pugh yet?
Mugen: Not since the show.
Bobby Minio: Well, uhh… The C4 reunion… it’s not really happening.
Mugen: Was never truly one.
Bobby Minio: Maybe I got my hopes up, ya know, we worked everyone… Pugh and I even beat the hell out of each other to sell it heading into the Chamber…
Bobby Minio:
I mean he didn’t say he’s done with us as a group of friends but, he’s got his sights on other things and, yeah.
He turns, loading his plate up with a suicidal amount of carbs in the form of a number of different pasta dishes stacked dangerously high on a plastic plate.
Mugen seems to cringe as he watches his friend’s destructive diet in action.
Bobby Minio: I know we came up short, right? I get that, Kass, he somehow gutted that win out and I’ll be damned but… I respect him for that.
Bobby Minio:
Not much, but a little bit, and while I do shave my body hair, biologically speaking I got hair on my chest so I got no problem admitting that he earned my respect the hard way in there.
Between thoughts, Minio begins to fork through his pasta taking a few bites, before adding a number of bready items to his now overflowing plate.
They walk together away from the catering tables to an empty length of wall, which Minio leans against before continuing.
Bobby Minio: … but the three of us? We were a well oiled machine in there. Against a real problem like McGee, a completely gassed up meat monster and the champion himself, it felt like the old days. I felt like we were back.
Mugen: The casual’s observation would be to say that….. “we are back”. But, I’m just not sure. Sometimes it’s just easier to move on from the past and focus on the grandiose future that we have ahead of us.
Bobby Minio: Well, time to look forward then. Your match tonight, against that wellness violating piece of tra-... GARBAGE.
Bobby Minio: If you like, I’ll come out there and corner for you. Maybe we need to start letting the world know that even if it’s the two of us and… and Molly… that we’re a cohesive unit that will NOT be ****ed with!
Mugen: I’m not worried about anything like that tonight, I’ve done business with that man, he wouldn’t cross me like that and if I needed you, you would know it old sport.
Bobby Minio: Alright… alright. I trust you. Do your thing. Go ahead and go get geared up and warmed up, I’m gonna finish up this plate, get some more and I’ll catch up with you in a bit.
Mugen: More? Well, like I said, the nourishment of the body is always key to the day. See you later on.
The two men bump fists, before Mugen plants a hand over Minio’s shoulder. Minio happily begins to stuff his face with his pile of carbs as Mugen turns away, grimacing, before disappearing into the crowd towards their locker room.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Deep thoughts!
Bobby Gonna Get Fat Eating like that!
Camera starts off at a wooden door. Three knocks are given & the door slowly cracks open.
???- Password?!
Camera slightly points upward as its looking directly at AC Cobra. Cobra, dramatically clears his throat before he speaks.
Cobra- Everytime I’m in the kitchen you in the kitchen, eating up all the hog mogs, eating all the pig feet!!
Cobra and the mystery man begin to laugh along with dapping each other up. The door is now wide open. Cameraman pushes his way into the room which is dimly lit.
A big cheer can be heard and the camera zooms around the room. Moutain Dew cans, pizza, and a N64 hooked up to the tv along with various comics can be seen laying around. Three people are spotted as AC has the biggest smile on his face.
Cobra- Man, I really missed you guys! Just everything has been going on with me lately. My MMA career failed, my Xbox gold ran out my......
Before Cobra can finish he is quickly cut off and approached by one of the males in the room. He’s wearing thick glasses, husky, with “Yeezy Tour” T-shirt on.
Friend 1- AC you look a little....
Before he could finish someone interrupts him. Slender, white female with Zelda leggings on.
Friend 2- Yeah, you do look a little.....
She’s then cutoff by the guy who opened the door originally for Cobra.
Friend 3- You getting a little thick man. Not like Bowser thick but more like Wario thick.
Cobra face is utter disbelief and seems to be very hurt
Cobra-So I’m fat?
All the friends immediately say no and try to comfort him.
Friend 2- We’re just worried, let’s cut back on the pizza and Moutain Dew tonight.
Friend 1 goes and rounds up all the Moutain Dew.
Friend 1- This for your own good old friend.
He places all the soda inside the refrigerator & places a pad lock on it
Cobra -NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Cobra drops to his knees and looks defeated. The 3 friends unplug the N64 & start to plug up the WiiU. Cobra is given a Wii controller.
Friend 3- Pick your head up and play some Wii fit. Lord knows that you need it.
AC slowly get up and tears can be seen rolling from his face. He snatches the controller & begins go over the menu of Wii Fit. He selects “cardio intesnse” gives his friends a snarling look and begins running in place.
Scene Fades
The camera pans to the announce team.
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT COBRA!
WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE!
Rose Tyler vs Billy Bones
The camera pans to the announce team.
SHIMONE!!!
That got a little hairy mid-point!
Stacy Clark sits in her interview chair going over her notes and questions. Today she has chosen to reach out to new rookie sensation Capo.
There is a light glow about Stacy today. She is wearing a nice new blouse with a mini skirt that shows off her physique. Ever legs are freshly waxed, makeup had been perfected and hair is beautiful and looking exquisitely healthy.
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An intern comes to check in Stacy and let’s her know that Capo has arrived. Stacy quickly asks the intern to make sure she is presentable as a cameraman starts saying “Live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
Stacy Clark: Good evening OCW fans, I’m Stacy Clark and this is The Clark Effect. We would like to thank you all for tuning in to today’s segment. The crew here at OCW studios heard your voice and are thrilled to bring to you LIVE @ Riot 494 a special interview with Turmoils bad boy Capo Genovese.
Capo walks into the studio area in a brand new tailored suit. He has cut his hair and shaved his beard. The wrestler looks to be very fresh and healthy.
He shakes hands and plants a kiss on the cheek of Stacy as the two slightly embrace for a small but kind of hot embrace.
Stacy blushes slightly, but quickly snaps back into her professionalism. Capo’s eyes are piercing though Stacy’s soul as he watches her fumble with her notes for a second or two.
Capo: Good evening Ms. Clark….
Stacy: Good evening Mr. Genovese...I or I should say we are so happy to finally get to sit down with the Boss, Cap, Bensonhurst, Drama? What do we call you these days?
The two exchange laughs…
Capo: I like Drama….That seems to have been a fan favorite at Roadhouse…
Stacy: Yes, certainly speaking of Roadhouse, that seems to have catapulted you into the limelight a bit at turmoil. Can you speak on the logistics of the party and promo you did.
Capo: Well anyone that knows me knows that I am always looking to get into some business venture. My family has a long history or business going back to the 1930s. The Genovese family has owned almost every imaginable business you can think of from shoe shining stands to Las Vegas Casinos.
Stacy: Very nice! So this was a business venture for you?
Capo: Absolutely….I saw the opportunity to capitalize off of the buzz of The Clash, which I wasn’t present at.
Stacy: How do you feel about not making the PPV as anticipated. You were not present at Certified Greatness either….
Capo: I don’t make the rules...But I realize that you gotta work to get to where you want. So I’m humble about it…
Stacy: yeah but you put a guy through a pool table!
The two engage in laughs…
Capo: ahh I know, I know...Shout out to Austin Lee, we just had a big match and decided to keep the peace and get to the money.
Stacy: I saw that match and you were looking like you were going to put it away but just couldn’t finish at the end. I have noticed this trend over the last couple of matches you had, can you speak to the rumor that—-and I quote “Capo has no Cardio”.
Capo laughs and says “Fans are unbelievable”...
Capo: I try not to listen to the fans...I’m working and training hard, not sitting on my ass with a chili dog and beer judging people.
Stacy chuckles…
Capo: No but all of the losses were tough….One week, I’m getting sat on my Big China
Stacy: Yokozuna….
Capo: Yah Big China sits on me, then im being chased with pool sticks. The guy almost ran me over. I get suckered punched by Kit….It’s a harsh industry…
Stacy: Ok, but does it really matter? You haven’t won a match yet, but you’re very active in the OCW community. I’ve been tracking you every week since you came in back in November of 2017. Capo Genovese is making noise and appears to be getting louder and louder.
Capo: This is very true, but in the back of every great wrestlers mind is Gold right?
Stacy: Well I would imagine so but look, I interview some great wrestlers and I’m telling you, hard work and dedication pays off in the long run.
Capo knods his head in agreement….
Stacy: So, what can we expect out of Capo for the rest of the year, any more parties? Wrestlelution or Summercide appearances?
Capo: Well the plan is to make both of those PPVs…I’ve been thinking about a title opportunity...
Stacy: Whoa Capo, that’s a tall order…
Capo: Well the boss has to eat and I’m bringing the drama…
Stacy: So your saying that Capo is going to be on Lution and Cide In 2018 looking for Gold?
Capo: Trust and believe, I’m a man of my word…
Stacy: Predictions?
Capo: Turmoil!...
Stacy: Haha very well played Cap…
Capo: Thank you….
Stacy: We will be back in a moment…. scene closes...
