H2O takes a minute to immerse in this loving atmosphere that the audience created for their new Lightheavyweight Champion. He unbuckles the belt from around his waist and just stares at it for a moment.
The audience hails The Aerial Assassin’s name, “H-2-O”, as Harvey continues to gaze into his belt. His eyes lock on to its beauty.
He looks up and walks over to the ropes and then signals for a mic. A crew member at ringside tosses one to him as he begins his Lightheavyweight legacy.
H2O: As you know, four scores and seven thousand years ago H2O was Wrestling’s Last Ho….Oops can I say that on the air? Scratch that.
The crowd laughs. H2O pauses for a moment as he stands in the middle of the ring mocking the thinking emoji.
H2O: Okay okay. H2O thinks he has it now.
In a horribly impersonation of a King’s voice Harvey continues.
H2O: It is I,Octavious! The hierarchy of every Gluteus Maximus’s of all timelines. No matter how big or wide. I’m am The Better Penetrator of all Glutes.
The audience erupts even harder than the last. H2O quickly talks like himself again.
H2O: BUT NOT IN THIS TIMELINE! H2O just blasted the Old Country far away from this galaxy in hopes we never see it again!
H2O: NO MORE moving in slow motion! NO MORE grumpy old men that’s afraid of change. Most importantly…
H2O: Bring that camera over here and zoom so The Old Country hears this.
Camera zooms into Harvey’s face. His voice settles as he resumes speaking.
H2O: No more of that Old Ambition.
The crowd gives H2O a mixed reaction as some of the old fans boo at his shade towards The Ambition Era.
Unphased, The Lightheavyweight Champ gives the OCW Universe the “calm down” gesture.
H2O: Just hear me out for one second! Let me explain please.
H2O: The Old Ambition no longer has that desire. They no longer driven to make OCW remain the best federation on ANY timeline that has ever existed. They’ve even lost The Fire!
H2O: Except….
H2O points to the stage.
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
H2O: My best...friends. One of them standing in the ring with me tonight is the other half of the New Country. He always told me that I was going to get this title…
Harvey looks over to Baker who’s sitting on top of the turnbuckle.
H2O: SOONER than now (Chuckles). But it’s better late than never
Baker smirks and shrugs.
H2O: He is the former North American Champion, Anthony Baker!
Baker: When we fought I knew they’d never stood a chance. Let this be a lesson to anyone who wants to face any of us. You’ll never stand a chance.
H2O: You gotdamn right, Baker!
H2O: Also standing before me is the definition of Ambition. Each and every season this man's transformation PERSONIFIES what Ambition was all about.
H2O: He could care LESS about who’s doing his hair this week or hating on a guy who fought so hard to earn a title!
H2O: Hell, he’d probably encourage it so he can just take it and bury him with it.
H2O steps to the side of Dimsmore and points to his new physique.
H2O: He is here to reinforce the very foundations of The Old Ambition and make it anew. He is now The TRU Ambition, Dimsmore.
Dimsmore: I have always been the heartbeat of Ambition. That goes without saying.
Dimsmore: Tyson will be sure to feel my TRU Ambition tonight.
Dimsmore: But this is not my moment. This moment belongs to you H2O.
Dimsmore steps back out of the center of the ring and begins to clap for H2O.
H2O: Just how H2O always remembered you dear friend. Humble and devastating all in one. OCW doesn’t have a clue what B2O has in store for all of you.
The three men shake their heads simultaneously in agreement.
H2O: Unlike the good ol’ days where this title meant nothing. Where this title disappeared without a trace for several years and barely defended.
H2O: I was sought out to claim this very throne right here and elevate it higher The Colorado Rockies. Higher than The Mile High Splash. Higher than the previous predecessors has ever done.
H2O: The Past……
Dimsmore steps up next to Harvey.
H2O: The Present…..
Baker also steps up alongside his best friend.
H2O: and The Future of OCW is standing in the ring together in one timeline. A force that can’t and won’t be undone. Our force is The New Ambition!
The camera pans to the announce team.
RIGHT ON!!!
SIGH!
The camera goes backstage as we see Rust Cohle looking for t Mr.Sensation to have a few words for him.
Rust: Damn it, where is he at ? I don't have time to mess around. dookieshoe !
He turns around.
Mr.Sensation: You better make time, you Jive Ass Turkey with no feathers what do you want? Don't you have a match with A.C. Cobra coming up?
Rust: I did, but I pulled my groin I got a note (Presents his note, Our Hero *sighs*) So you see, before I made it here I was a Tag Team specialist, I had success wherever I went. Unfortunately, I didn't had the chance to have a partner here..
Rust: But I heard that there is some sort of "open challenge" invitational going on right now..
Rust:
I was wondering, since I proved myself on multiple occasions, I once again crushed Jookie last Sunday, and that makes my record of 2-0 in my PPV.. I think I earned some respect and..
Mr.Sensation: Yeah ok I see where you going with this. You are looking to get into the Bad Company invitational right ?!
Mr.Sensation:
Well then, go find someone who would be willing to tag with you.. To that I'll say, good luck to you. You're going to need it.
Rust: DAMN. FLUFFING hell!
Rust starts to make his way to the Gorilla Position and it seems like he is going to let everybody knows what he wants.
He is making his way to the ring. Gets into it and grabs a mic.
Rust: This Sunday, I did EXACTLY what I said I was going to do. I caved the head of Jookie stray into the canvas and those STEEL chains surrounding the ring.
Rust:
Oh you played your part, but you wanted me so much that you took the high risk..
Rust:
And guess what, IT DIDN'T PAY OFF! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Rust:
You got cocky, you wanted to play the HERO of this story.. There is no hero. This is real life. And you learned the hard way, don't ever get in my way. That was a lesson for anybody who's listening.
Jookie chants starts. Everybody seems behind Marley now, there is no doubt. Rust is laughing.
Rust: But that's not why I am out here, I have bigger plans now. I have the bigger picture in sight, and I am ready, I've always been ready and...
Jookie music hits. The crowd pops.
He is making his way to the ring, he is heavily taped up after that brutal war at Certified Greatness. He, also got a mic in hand. He steps into the ring, the 2 men stare at each other. Rust looks pissed off.
Rust: YOU AGAIN ?! What do I need to do to make you STOP! Get out of my life already! I beat you fair and squared ONCE AGAIN! I am through with you! Now get out of my ring !
Jookie: You are right.. You beat me last night. What you said is true. I should have left you for dead in the middle of that ring instead of trying to jump off the top of that cage.
Jookie: But I couldn't escape.. Not unless I see you bleed in that ring! I wanted to punish you, and we are NOT THROUGH ! Oh no. You barely escaped, and the reality is, I might be taped up right now, but you couldn't even get out of the arena by yourself! That cage saved you..
Jookie: But if you are as tough as you say.. Give me one more match.. One more match and I am out of your life for good.
Marley looks desperate. Rust is closing the gap between him and Marley. People are chanting "One more match". Now they are head to head. Rust slowly bring the mic to his lips..
Rust: Hum. You got guts.... Nah.
Drops the mic and goes out of the ring, making his way up the ramp.
Then, all of a sudden, "Nas" Whose wolrd is this hits once again.
That's the Mr.Sensation! He is coming out! Crowd goes from very loud boos to cheers.
Mr.Sensation: Well well well, Gentlemen ! You've been through hell last Sunday, I got to give you that. You gave both a 100%. That match was violent, intense and very, very, very, very very,
The crowd begins to chant VERY
Mr.Sensation and the crowd: Very, very, very (this continues on for about 60 seconds)
Mr.Sensation: LONG!!! But it seems like those people just can't get enough! So Jookie, you want your match ? You got your match with Rusty here.
Crowd pops. Rust goes wild.
Mr.Sensation: As for you Rust, remember backstage earlier, you made a request to get into the "Bad Company Open Challenge Invitational".
Mr.Sensation:
Well that's up to them to decide whether or not you will make it. But mate, I got something to enlight your mood !
Mr.Sensation: I got you a Tag Team partner ! Yes I did ! And not just anybody Rusty! But first, I need your word ! You'll have your Tag partner only if you accept to have a match with good ol' Marley over here. Deal ?
Rust is pissed off but he is presented with a greater opportunity than ever. Hands on his hips, shaking his head, going back and forth.
Rust: Arrrgh! Okey okey! Fine fine ! I accept !
Mr.Sensation: That's lovely of you. Now that I got your word, I can greet you both your wishes ! And speaking of that ; Let me introduce to you, your NEW TAG TEAM PARTNER...
Everybody is looking at the X-Tron waiting for the reveal. The Mr.Sensation turns around, his finger up high.. Then he suddenly points to the ring!
Mr.Sensation: JOOKIE MARLEY!
The crowd errupts. They don't know what the hell is happening. Rust is stun as Jookie.. Everybody is going wild and Cohle is losing it!
He is making his way backstage, FURIOUS! Jookie is still in the ring, a look of shock and disbelief. That's NOT what he meant when he said he wanted a match WITH Rust..
Mr.Sensation: Good luck to you both!
The scenes cuts as the Mr.Sensation leaves and the crowd cheering!.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What an odd couple!
Our Hero out here actually doing his job for a change!
Masuku vs A.C Cobra
The camera pans to the announce team.
Nice win!
He fought tooth and nail for it!
Previously Recorded…
We pan back to Certified Greatness, Kassidy walks through Gorilla Title in hand after Retaining in the Chamber.
After a walk down a hallway and past various staffers he makes it to the door of the private TTT locker room.
Kass barges in, there is a gathering of models, musicians, social media celebrities, and superstar athletes. All of them with Ryu Matsumoto at the center.
Everyone: CONGRATULATIONS!
Several champagne bottles pop open as the entire room is showered in bubbly foam.
Kass steps inside grabs a bottle from someone's hand and starts chugging. He makes his way to Ryu in the center who is double fisting bottles of champagne.
He yells with Champagne leaking out of his mouth.
RYU: YOU DID IT SON!
Kass huggs Ryu, the OCW title slung over one shoulder and a bottle of champagne in one hand.
