Cyborg: I need a different opponent sir. An opponent like the last one I faced. The payout for that match was huge, Boss.
Cyborg is walking down the halls backstage talking with Mr. Sensation on the phone while trying to search for his next payout, Rust Cohle.
Cyborg: But now you want me to fight this Cohle again? Why? This payout was minuscule compared to my last with Dimsmore!
Cyborg: That loud mouth punk isn’t even here tonight. Would you be around if you knew you had to face me?
Sensation:(Inaudible)
Cyborg: Ahhh, now we’re talking. Does he know? I’ll be sure to mention it to him. Are you sure he’s here?
Cyborg has a look of disgust on his face much like Sho’Nuff of Harlem has when he sees Bruce LeRoy.
Rust: Looking for me?
Cyborg stares at him and continues his conversation with Sensation.
Cyborg: Thank you for this bonus payout opportunity tonight.
Cyborg: Let me let you go. Here’s right here. No I know. I have to wait until the bell rings. I won’t hurt him now.
He hangs up the phone…
Cyborg: Yeah, I was looking for you.
Rust: Well.. Hum.. Oh I see! Don't say anything!Hum you want some advice, huh? I knew you'd come one day!
Rust: So how can I help you?
Cyborg inhales deeply and completely ignores the youth’s ignorance.
Cyborg: I’m a grown ass man with few words to say. You know when and where to find me.
Cyborg: ….and from bell to bell there will be no foolery. I will destroy you in less than 10mins.
Cyborg bumps Rust out of his way and makes his way to the stage to get ready.
Rust: Wait! Wait! You mean.. We have a match??? Right now? You sure? Like a real one?
Rust: Cause you know I.. I have an appointment in a few minutes and.. My.. My dog is.. Sick and.. Wait come back, lets talk about it!!!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh boy!
Rust if you run away its not a tactical retreat, it's just advancing in the opposite direction!
Rust Cohle vs Tyson Wagner
The camera pans to the announce team.
That was a close one!
Game Ball!
The scene opens up in the same laboratory owned by the King of Kindness, the Sultan of Safety, the Lord of the Lariat, the Emperor of The Enzuguri, the Overlord Mugen.
We see his countless scientists running around while Mugen and Bobby are seated at a table.
In the center of the table is a tray stacked with the hair of the Betterness Tiberius Dupree. Clearly the cloning techniques hinted last week were successful for Mugen’s team.
Bobby on the other hand is very disinterested here as he knows that they should be preparing for a match against AWOL.
Bobby Minio: Seriously what is your obsession with this hair? You’ve literally spent tons of money on R&D just for what? A few bleached out and fried strands?
Mugen: Oh Bobbert old sport. Do you not know what this hair is?
Bobby Minio: Yeah, it’s the hair of one of the most overrated chumps in OCW history.
Mugen: That “chum…..
Bobby Minio: That chump that came up short against H2O, handing him over a title that H2O is keeping as far away from my deserving hands as humanly possible...
Mugen: Well you kn…….
Bobby Minio continues to speak not allowing Mugen a chance to interject.
Bobby Minio: I know that at this point I’m better than Betterness.
Bobby Minio:
Right now I’m pretty much the uncrowned champion, and H2O is walking around with something I would have rightfully earned without the cowardly “non-title match” stipulation, without him -
Mugen pounds a fist sharply against the table.
Mugen: ENOUGH! Old sport, you will not disrespect one of the sources of power in the Universe.
Mugen:
The hair is the source of power for the Better Force and the Better Force is one of the 7 Artifacts of The Ancients.
Mugen points at Bobby fiercely making Bobby chuckle.
Mugen: Being able to clone this hair and essentially the force makes me one step closer to collecting everything in the Universe.
With a grin on his face, Bobby shrugs and gets out of his seat.
Bobby Minio: This is becoming a pattern, my man.
Bobby Minio:
You’re all hell bent on this hair thing…
Bobby Minio:
You’re killing Muges. We have to focus on a match against Cort and Shepherd, right now.
Mugen: Who we will dispose of them just fine, don’t even worry.
Bobby Minio: I sure as hell hope you plan on backing that placation up with some action tonight, and I sure as hell hope you find… something… anything out of, whatever the hell this bullsh-
Bobby proceed to slap the pile of hair but a bright gold spark flashes where Bobby’s hand just struck and he is jolted back a step, grabbing his left hand at the wrist with his right, staring down at it.
Bobby looks at the hair in bewilderment as Mugen nods with an “I Told You So” face. Bobby shakes it off, now rubbing his hand as the scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
MUGEN YOU ARE TOYING WITH FORCES YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND!
