Capo decided to pay a visit to his old head Mickey. He hadn’t been to the tailor shop in a while. It was custom for him to visit every last Sunday of the month.
With the recent news of his match versus Malu, he decided to pay a special visit to Mickey to get a new outfit for his PPV match at Road 2 Glory.
Mickey: CAPO!! Welcome back! Salud! Have a drink with me.
Capo: No, No Mickey I can’t... I have a big match this weekend and gotta stay fit.
Mickey does a dirtbag laugh under his breath while calling Capo a sissy in italian…
Mickey: Donnicciola(sissy)….Have a drink with me…
Capo: Nah nah I can’t Mick…..
Mickey: How are things going? You look good Cap….
Mickey hands Capo a glass of cognac
Mickey: For the forefathers who put you here n all of this Glory and Greatness!!
Capo: ...sigh...Salud! Per la famiglia...
Capo: I feel good Mickey, things are going great. I think I have found my way a little. I still haven't won a match on the wrestling side of things, but my technique and training is getting there.
Mickey: I see you're not getting pounded anymore…..Very good..The bosses are happy with the payments you made.
The two exchange laughs….and make an impromptu toast…
Capo: Yeah well I got the bosses off my back, but the investors I have come into contact with---No so much!
Mickey: Ecco la vita(That’s life)
Capo: Regardless the money I am making with the odd jobs, and even with the losses is starting to stack up. I've got the Speakeasy show, The Roadhouse,The film studio is almost built, and with the money I make this weekend, I am planning something really big!
Mickey: Hopefully its a strip club!!
Capo laughs…
Mickey: So what's next?
Capo: Well this weekend I fight Malu at the Road 2 Glory PPV and then after that I will be working on the new building.
Capo: I still have some things to do out in Vegas…
Mickey: How’s Gene? You never bring her over Capo…
Capo: Things are getting better. She asks about the family a lot, I just want to know that I can trust her before I parade her around la familia….
Mickey: I understand no rush is meant….But Capo, everyone needs someone…
Capo: I know I know….But right now I gotta train, and train hard. The competition is getting stiff..
Mickey: Tell me about it….Just stay away from the drugs kid…
Capo: Me...Cmon Mick!! Nooooooo….All natural….
Mickey: That's what youse all say until your walking around her like Brutus with a little Peter Jeter….Snortin’ all that shit up your nose like Strawberry...Leave that to the brothers and pazzi ragazzi bianchi(Crazy white boys)
Capo and Mick laugh…
Mickey: Just bustin’ your balls if you still have any….
Capo: This is why I don't come over...You always giving me a hard time.
Mickey: Dont cry all over the outfit mama made ya…
Mickey pulls out a box and tosses it over to Capo.
Mickey: Mama Rosa said you didn't look Italian enough, so she made you this outfit for you for the weekend. 100% leather from the homeland…
Capo: Mick, you shouldn't have…..
Mickey: Yah now you can stop destroying all my tailored work to your suits you bum!
Capo: Thank you Mick….
Mickey: Don’t thank me, go out there and shine in your new outfit Sunday. The World will be watching….Don't go out looking like a washed Guido….I left enough room for your nuts…
The two laugh as the scene closes…
The camera pans to the announce team.
FUGGEHTABOUT IT!
Why are you so racist?
A.C Cobra vs Mo Cream
The camera pans to the announce team.
We seem to be having some technical difficulties in the truck!
Dangit all he still earned it!
Camera pans backstage as the wonderful Stacey Clark enters frame. The crowd pops as she introduces herself for the audience.
Stacey: "Hello Riot! I am the one and only Stacey Clark here for my exclusive interview on The Clark Effect."
Stacey: "This week, I am speaking to somewhat of an enigmatic figure in OCW. A newcomer on the scene. The man known as Ijitu Quartz!"
The camera zooms out to see Quartz standing proudly next to Stacey. His PRISTINE SUNGLASSES perched proudly on his face.
His hands are placed calmly in his pockets as he looks back and fourth around the area, before peering down at Stacey, listening to her continue.
Stacey: "Now, Quartz, you stormed onto the scene of OCW, quickly winning your first 2 matches against Joe Natoli and OCW veteran Jookie Marley. We all saw you plainly state your plans here, but what can you tell the audience about your goals in OCW?"
Quartz opens his mouth before quickly closing it again, before peering up into the lights and thinking about his next words.
After a few moments, he again looks down at Stacey and places an arrogant, smug grin onto his face before taking Stacey's arm and moving the mic closer to his face.
Quartz: "I'm glad you asked Stacey. You see, where I come from, we are not as content with mediocrity as the global OCW audience. In Philadelphia, we only want the best. That's exactly what I expect from my entertainment."
Quartz: "After I saw what this group of clowns was offering to the crowd that paid them so much to watch, I knew what I had to do. This crowd deserves better. They just don't know it because they've been exposed to mediocrity for so long."
Stacey: "I se..."
Quartz: "IN FACT! As I have said many times before, I don't consider this place 'flush with talent'."
Quartz awkwardly throws up finger quotes as he ends the sentence.
Quartz: "I have to watch headliners every week from the back. I have to watch two juiced up freaks like Tobin and McGee. I have to watch weird pirates and poison-spitting luchadors."
Quartz: "When I retired from wrestling 6 years ago, I thought it was because I had reached my peak, but after watching the best federation in the world resort to putting these milhouses in the squared circle, I knew there was only one answer.
Quartz:
I'm here to deliver, Stacey. I'm here to rescue you and everyone else from the sadness they've been exposed to for so many years."
Stacey: "Wow, okay then. Wait, you said you retired? That's interesting. Many people don't know much about you. Care to elaborate on your past?"
Quartz pauses for a moment as his head turns to the left and his smug grin turns to a serious glare.
Quartz: "...Yea, this isn't my first gah' damn rodeo, Stacey. I've been doing this. I've been entertaining crowds since before some of these clowns strapped on an elbow pad."
Quartz: "I'm different now. I'm not the same, I get that, but even now... I know that I am untouchable. I feel this obligation to these crowds to bring them what they deserve."
Quartz: "There are things... from before, that I'd rather avoid. Besides..."
The grin once again consumes the face of Quartz as he pauses.
Quartz: "I don't need to be who I was. I am better now than I ever was, and I'm damn sure better than anyone here ever was or ever will be.
Stacey: "That would bring me to my next question... Last week against Charles Young..."
Quartz: "Nope. No, Stacey. That was a fluke. I felt something off there and I was right. I'm man enough to admit when I lose."
Quartz: "...but I didn't. I won. I win everytime I step into the ring. I'm not alone either, I win, you win, Stacey, the suits upstairs win, and most importantly... The fans win.
Quartz:
Charles Young can have his victory on the sheet, but we all know why he was in the ring in the first place. Without me, there is no Charles Young 'match'. I'm glad the kid got lucky."
Stacey: "Well, certainly not a man to mince words. Quartz, you're not booked tonight, but you certainly have some people looking your way. One of those people is Rust Cohle. What do you have to say about him?"
Quartz: "...Who? I'm really sorry, Stacey. I don't really study 3rd rate prospects at my level. I apologize.
Quartz:
I have my eyes more thoroughly placed on the likes of Kassidy Hayes, Mugen, Minio and B20... You damned few that could actually hold a candle to me."
Stacey: "You may be surprised to learn he had "no opinion" on you either."
Quartz scoffs at the question before shaking his head and laughing quietly to himself.
Stacey: "Well, that's all we have for tonight. Thank you all for joining me for The Clark Effect. We will see you next week! Thank you Quartz, and good luck!"
Quartz nods his head, leaning towards the camera with the same smug look on his face.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What a blowhard!
HOW DARE YOU, he will SHAKE THINGS UP! OCW NEEDS A HERO and his name is QUARTZ, LIKE THE STONE THAT SHINES, YOU NEVER SHINE SCAGGS, BECAUSE YOU ARW A DIRTBUBBLE!
