Kass walks around the ring with the OCW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist, one arm holding the back of his neck and the other rubbing his temples his temples before being tossed a microphone. Kass catches the microphone and stands in the center of the ring.
Kassidy unsnaps the championship and places it on the mat in front of him before taking a seat crossed leg. Kass goes to talk but only a couple coughs are let out instead,
Kassidy: Alright, if you would all shut up please that would be amazing.
The crowd continues to boooo even louder and chant, YOU LOOK STUPID!
Kassidy: I SAID SHUT UP, I'M THE CHAMP AND WHEN THE CHAMP SPEAKS, YOU DON’T.
The crowd gets even louder and continue to chant, YOU LOOK STUPID!
Kassidy: I’ll tell you what I look like; I look like I party harder then Betterness himself. I look like I have spent countless hours in Capo’s parties rather then grooming myself to appear in front of you LOSERS.
Kassidy: After last week’s main event, I need more than just tonight off, I am afraid I am going to need to skip Road to Glory. That match of pure Smoke has left me with my: back is hurt,
Crowd: What!
Kassidy: My neck is hurt,
Crowd: What!
Kassidy: A Concussion,
Crowd: What!
Kassidy: And I don’t believe I can be medically cleared to compete this sunday.
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
BUFFNESS: This has to be a new low for you Kass … You want everyone to believe your to “hurt” to wrestle me ?
The crowd begins to boo.
BUFFNESS: How many times have you called Sensations phone begging and pleading for him to let you weasel your way out of this …. 10 … 20 times .
McGee walks around the ring staring Kass down .
BUFFNESS: I suggest you go home and get some rest … let all your “ injuries” heal , cause at Road to Glory Im gonna beat the living hell outta you !!!
Crowd pops
BUFFNESS: And to make sure you don't try to run off during the match …. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!!
The Crowd Cheers,
Kassidy stands up and grabs the championship on his way up,
Kassidy: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, slow down here. I just got out of two matches surrounded by steel and possibly shortened my career, dammit I just had a steel cage match not 2 months ago I will not step into another with you. I have a doctor’s note here from lead Physician that states that I am unable to compete at Road 2 Glory.
Kassidy: I did not need to ask that brainless, absentee, washed up owner of ours to “get out” of this match. I’m out of this match because I am the Champ and what I want, is what happens around here, and I don’t want any Smoke!
An all too familiar tune hits and Our Hero is standing at the ramp! Our Hero sighs. He looks at the ring beyond the realm of annoyed.
Our Hero: Must be nice to just say stuff and assume it’s going to happen.
Our Hero: Sean says he challenges Kassidy to a Steel Cage Match!
Our Hero: Kassidy says he is not going to compete, at Road 2 Glory, because he has already competed in a Steel Cage match, and well because he doesn’t want to compete, because he has a booboo.
Our Hero: I’m a fair man Kassidy, but lets look at the facts since Certified Greatness you have partied so hard that your gear is hermetically sealed to your person.
Our Hero:
I mean Jesus Tap Dancing Christ I can smell you from here, you look like A pale far less interesting Nate Ortiz if he happend to be genetically spliced with your loser father!
Kassidy shouts!
Kassidy: MY FATHER IS A SAINT ON EARTH!
Our Hero: Yea Saint Garbage! Of Sister Mary La Basura.
Our Hero turns his attention to Sean.
Our Hero: And you...good old Sean McGee. Don’t think I didn’t see what you did on 233rd.
Our Hero:
The only thing stopping me from caving in your goddamn face right now is the fact that in doing so I would jeopardize my company.
Our Hero: Just know Sean I run 233rd, I got goons, sir. You think you got static with Tobin you must have not checked the history books.
Our Hero:
Whenever some punk jumps up, they get BEAT DOWN. YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S FAMILY SEAN!
Our Hero:
Check the pedigree Sean, 13 Years you name him I have punched him in the face.
Our Hero: From Parker Steves, to Leonheart, all the way down to even my son in Law Nate Ortiz, hell just ASK MUGEN what happend when he crossed me. I trashed his steak house and whipped his ass at Wrestlution 11.
Our Hero: But I got you Sean, and you too Kass. I mean while a steel cage is a great idea, I say we kick it up a notch. Kassidy has already Defended in the Steel Cage, The Chamber, but he has never defended the OCW Championship in…………
Our Hero Ponders for a moment trying to milk the crowd for a reaction….
Our Hero: THE CELL!!!!!
Madison Square Garden has just come unglued, Kassidy goes pale...well as pale as a pale skinned vampire humper can get. Sean looks a bit taken aback but then comes back to reality and a sick smile crosses his face.
Our Hero: I hope you to kill each other…..Kassidy I wish nothing but pain upon your person and Sean from the bottom of my heart, I hope you are tossed from The Cell and you land on your neck, you Mother #@$#%*#$@
