We pan over to an empty arena. Nobody seems to be sitting in the seats, save for Johnny Law and the Women’s Champion, Dragana, sitting at the very front. Johnny leans against the barricade, facing the camera.
Johnny Law: FloJo. While you have fallen a bit on...hard times, shall we say…
The pair hop over the barricade. Dragana crosses her arms and stares intently at the camera.
Johnny: But you have impressed us with your bravery on Riot.
Dragana pulls out a ladder from under the ring and puts in the ring. The Women’s Champion slides in the ring as Johnny starts throwing all sorts of weapons inside the ring; a chair, a trash can, all sorts of dangerous weapons. Johnny then walks ringside for a bit, pulling out what looks to be a training dummy from the apron. He slides it in the ring and gets in.
Johnny: However, is it bravery or….foolishness?
Johnny props up the training dummy. Dragana starts throwing some strikes at it.
Johnny: Because no amount of bravery or weird anime is gonna save you come Devil’s Night.
Dragana picks up a kendo stick and starts twirling it around.
Johnny: You’re stepping into the ring with one of the fiercest competitors the division has ever known.
Dragana starts swinging at the dummy’s legs, and then the torso.
Johnny: So let’s make things a little more interesting. I like TLC….
Dragana puts the trash can on top of the dummy and puts her hand on her chin, admiring her handiwork.
Johnny: But why do that when we can do even better! At Devil’s Night, how about we take things to the extreme?
Dragana throws the steel steps onto the training dummy wearing the trash can. The dummy is pinned down to the mat by the steel steps. The Silent Queen turns and looks at the camera, beckoning it.
Johnny: Dragana and FloJo. Extreme Rules. Anything goes. We’ll be waiting.
The Mask with a Mouth laughs before the feed fades to black.
Here we go.
Do I wanna watch.
Cry all you want…. This is what happens when you continue to poke and poke….
Wrex vs B-Community
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh my!
Jaysus!
That's it!
We pan over to the backstage hallways of Turmoil, where we see Jim Black standing front and center of the camera.
Jim Black: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time: P3.
Mugen and Drago saunter into the camera’s view with smug looks on their faces.
Mugen: Old sport, it’s been a long time coming!
Drago: The time is finally here.
Mugen: For the first time EVER, what would’ve been considered to be an unholy alliance is now one of the biggest tag teams on the division!
Drago: And we have best talk show.
Mugen and Drago point at the screen.
Jim Black: What are your thoughts heading to the main event later tonight, taking on the former tag champs AWOL?
Drago: They are very good tag team, one of the best we had in this company.
Mugen: You see, in a normal match, you have about a 50/50 chance a’ winnin.
Mugen: But being that this is Turmoil, and I am the Tycoon of Turmoil, that means I have an 80/20 chance a’ winnin.
Drago: But what happen when you add me to mix?
Drago points at himself in confusion.
Mugen: AWOL’S CHANCES A WINNIN’....
Drago: DRASTIC.
Both: GO DOWN!!!!!
Drago: AWOL, tonight you better bring your A game. While I’m not have much tag team experience, we have many championship reign among us.
Mugen: To be exact, eleventy seven championships won between the two of us! ELEVENTY SEVEN! CAN YOU EVEN COUNT THAT?!
Drago: And when we done with you, we gonna head to Devil’s Night and become….
Drago and Mugen do a quick air guitar.
Both: GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
The pair walk off, leaving Jim Black confused.
